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PERSONAL JESUS

I can't get the words to the Depeche Mode song "Personal Jesus" out of my head as I look at this.
Click on the link and stare into Jensen's eyes as you listen to it *g*
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares


Oh Jensen, you got the power.
Image courtesy of tumblr, but I'm not sure whose.

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Aug. 15th, 2015 03:01 pm
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    Акт утилизации мебели бланкъ
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    [personal profile] meus_venator
    To combat the wave of spam, I'm made the community and it's membership moderated for the day. LJ was already automatically removing entries from those 20 some odd accounts that have been spam bombing us, but just as a back up.
    Now I need to turned it off. Or that is the hope. PM me if you can't post for some reason. LOL

    Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] theron09 for the walk through on how to do this. So much appreciated
    Tags:
    [personal profile] walking_tornado
    Title: Shishkabobbing the Tikka
    Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
    Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
    Genre: AU, Crack
    Rating: NC-17
    Warnings: food PWP
    Length: ~700

    Summary: Jensen is a chicken tikka. Jared is a shishkabob. They fuse.

    [identity profile] somer.livejournal.com
    Are you a Bratwurst? Or are you the Shishkabob? Maybe you're even the Filet Mignon or the Porterhouse? Or you're the Steaksauce covering everything?

    The other day I found out that we're all on different clusters. There are 13 clusters in total and every cluster has its own database (that's also the reason why sometimes people can't access LJ and others can, depending on which cluster they're working on).

    Tell me what cluster you're on!!
    You can check it HERE.

    For more information and if you want to know on which cluster everyone else is, go to THIS POST! Somewhere in the comments over there is a little drabble written by [livejournal.com profile] anniespinkhouse and an illustration by [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado for the secret handshake of the Hot Wings! I should make a summary about it all at some point...
    Tags:
    [identity profile] anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com







    Artist: EliannMcRae

    Status of work: completed
    Rating: g
    Warnings, kinks & contents: None
    Length: 3.29 minutes
    Summary: Clip of the J2 panel from VegasCon'15 - The hilarious make up on the pillow story as told by Jared and Jensen themselves, with added JDM.

    Reccer's notes: Jared and Jensen don't need to write crack, they live it.  I'm guessing that most of us have seen this by now, but I feel that we need a permanent link, to easily find it when we need an instant smile. I chose this particular upload because it continues past the point that some other clips stop and we get the wonderful moment of Jensen's totally cracked voice at 3.16 where he's trying to hold it together - and Jared's response.
    [personal profile] meus_venator

    Newsletter Butt Kicking crack
    A recap of [livejournal.com profile] j2_crack postings to date. June 15, 2015
    Before you comment please read Edition carefully.

    J2 Cracked summer
    Crack Rec Template – We invite open reccing especially over the long summer hiatus —
    bring us your recs! See right side tab as well for link


    Fanfic Slash
    Green Wings and Shiny Things [Jensen/Jared, NC-17] by
    [livejournal.com profile] disneymagics
    Lost in the Pieces of My Horseman [Jared/Jensen, NC-17] by [livejournal.com profile] ilikecrystals
    Once [Jensen/Jared, NC-17] by [livejournal.com profile] tipsy_kitty
    The Red Files - Case #243 or How Beets Almost Ended the World [JaredJensen, NC-17] by [livejournal.com profile] ashtraythief
    The State of Their Union [Jared/Jensen, NC-17] by [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca
    Three Steps Past Triton [Jared/Jensen, NC-17] by [livejournal.com profile] brutti_ma_buoni
    Once Upon a Time in Space [Jared/Jensen, NC-17] [livejournal.com profile] etoile_etiolee
    The true Meaning of Bedspreads [Jensen/Jared, NC-17] by [livejournal.com profile] herminekurotowa
    If Wishes Were Horses [Jared/Jensen, NC-17] by [livejournal.com profile] candygramme
    Building Sandcastles [Jared/Jensen, NC-17] by [livejournal.com profile] ashtraythief
    The Midnight Hour [Jared/Jensen NC-17] by [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca
    The Unconventional Courtship of Jared the Human and Jensen the Shifter [Jared/Jensen NC-17] by [livejournal.com profile] keep_waking_up
    Do You Like Piña Coladas? [Jared/Jensen, R] by [livejournal.com profile] dugindeep
    Animal Magic [Jensen/Jared, NC-17] by [livejournal.com profile] annie46
    Head Over Hooves [Jared/Jensen NC-17] by [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca



    Fanfic Gen

    A Little Familiar Series [J2, PG] by [livejournal.com profile] ar_richardson
    Yardbird for a Dragon [J2, PG] by [livejournal.com profile] sanshal
    Player Number 2: Part Deux [J2, PG] by [livejournal.com profile] dugindeep
    The Attic Room [J2, AU, PG-13] by [livejournal.com profile] anniespinkhouse
    Bowls have souls [J2, pre-slash, AU] by [livejournal.com profile] brokenhighways



    Fanfic Art
    This Ain't My First Rodeo [Jared, Jensen, Danneel, and altered-state Genevieve, PG] by [livejournal.com profile] cassiopeia7


    Cracked Recs (Thanks to our awesome reccers)
    It's the most wonderful time of the year [J2, PG] by [livejournal.com profile] saone77
    Designs on You [Jared/Jensen NC-17] by [livejournal.com profile] goddamnbatman & [livejournal.com profile] karabou
    In A Brand New West [Jensen/Jared, NC-17] by [livejournal.com profile] moveablehistory (posted in [livejournal.com profile] thistogether)


    Miscellaneous
    Playing Fast and Loose with the 'peen' word — a group writing effort hosted by [livejournal.com profile] kinkyheels


    So this brings us up to roughy a year ago, by your very, very late mod. More Cracked Editions to come!
    REMEMBER TO LEAVE FEEDBACK for all our artists or author's. Let's make LJ a more polite place, it only takes a minute to leave folks a quick message and show your appreciation.

    And be sure to bring us your new or slightly used crack creations, art, fic, videos or recs (template in top right column) all are welcome. All we need is one J in your story/pairing or art and crack doesn't need to be ludicrous just some funny/unworldly element to it. And if I've missed something or someone please let me know.

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    Jun. 14th, 2015 07:13 pm
    [identity profile] anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com



    So, I haven't been back to my delicious account since 2012 (no kidding) because they changed the layout and I REALLY hate big layout changes and blah blah blah. {Note to LJ: yes I have mostly been absent since you f*cked up the layout}

    Anyhow, I knew I had some little jewels saved there and today
    [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator convinced me that is was vital to the world of J2 fic that I work out what the hell my username and password were and riffle through it's contents. Oh, she wasn't wrong. It's a miracle I made it back out from all that yummy fic, so here is my first rec from it.

    Title: Come On, Fur Fag,We've Got a World To Save
    Author/Artist: unreckless
    Status of work: completed
    Characters and/or pairings: Jared/Jensen
    Rating: PG-13
    Warnings, kinks & contents: None, just a few furry jokes, pussy jokes and Chad.
    Wordcount: 8.4K
    Summary: Honestly, Jared’s just trying to do this one simple thing. He’s pledging a frat and his Big Brother wants him to go get some old book from some dead doctor’s house up at the old TB ward off campus. Fine. No big. Jared’s down with that. Except then he meets the talking cat and things get completely out of hand.

    Reccer's notes: Talking cat Jensen is always going to have me taking a look and this didn't disappoint. It is light hearted and funny, in keeping with it's [livejournal.com profile] j2_everafter roots. The story jogs along nicely and the banter between the Js is just superb.
    [personal profile] meus_venator



    As summer heats up and the holiday/hiatus doldrums kick in, I wanted to put out a call for cracked reccer's for the summer.

    [livejournal.com profile] j2_crack has a policy of open recin'g any time, but over the summer it would be especially lovely if you stumble upon, or think of a great J2 story, art or vid to put in a rec here. We have a lovely predone *Vanna hands * rec'ing template: Here.
    Or you can just list them. I would just be nice to have people post randomly over the summer and help fill those kindles and ipads full of cracky goodness.

    Crack on!
    [personal profile] meus_venator





    Title: Dignity of Dragons
    Author: [livejournal.com profile] etrix
    Art:
    Here by [livejournal.com profile] sophiap
    Status of work: completed
    Characters and/or pairings: Gen
    Rating: PG
    Wordcount: 51k
    Summary: [livejournal.com profile] spn_j2_bigbang entry for 2012
    Technically, Harley found the lizard (which was actually a dragon!) and Jared took it home because it was hurt (even though his mama had said no more pets). It was okay though, because Jared didn't intend to keep it. In fact, it had to have escaped from one of the government zoos (and having it in the house was probably dangerous), so Jared planned on returning it (but the dragon had plans of his own).

    Reccer's notes: I'd admired the artwork when this work was first posted in 2012, but never got around to reading the actual story. In revisiting the art to see cagey, coffee adicted dragon!Jensen reaching out for a mug of his favorite brew I knew I had to make the time to read. Totally adorarable story, made me cry in parts because of the sad conditions of the captured dragons, but the surprise ending fills your heart with joy and easily sweeps the tears away. A lovely story, perfectly illustrated.
    [identity profile] somer.livejournal.com
    Title: How Dinosaurs Brought Them Orgasms
    Authors: [livejournal.com profile] ashtraythief and [livejournal.com profile] somersault_j
    Pairing: Jared/Jensen
    Rating: NC-17
    Warnings: CRACK, dildos, comment fic collaboration between ash and me
    Length: 1.400 words


    Summary: Jensen is a total nerd, wearing dino underwear. Jared really likes it.
    [identity profile] brokenhighways.livejournal.com
    Title: Don't Tickle The Dragon
    Author: [livejournal.com profile] brokenhighways
    Pairing: J2
    Word count: ~24k
    Rating: PG-13
    Warnings: none

    Summary: If there’s one thing that Jensen never wants to hear about again in his life, it’s dragons. It sounds bizarre but that’s what happens when you’re in love with an eccentric archaeologist who has a penchant for rambling about dragons when he’s drunk. And when he’s sober. And… well, at any given time of the day. However, Jensen finds himself becoming enamoured when Jared’s given a dragon egg to look after and their lives change drastically.
    [identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
    Title: Late Nights at the Zoo
    Pairing: Jared/Jensen
    Rating: NC-17
    Words: ~2,000

    Summary: Jared and Jensen really love each other. With Chad’s help, they take the next step.
    Warnings/Kinks: tiger!Jared, panda!Jensen, schmoop, porn
    Disclaimer: This did not happen. Ever. Seriously.
    Notes: This month’s [livejournal.com profile] smpc. Timestamp to Night at the Zoo, in which Jared the tiger falls in love with Jensen the panda and despite zoo fences, they make it work. Written for my kittehs [livejournal.com profile] alycat, [livejournal.com profile] keep_waking_up, and [livejournal.com profile] kinkajou who demanded wished for tiger/panda porn for Christmas Valentine’s. To the absolute surprise to no one, I obliged. I still know nothing about zoo procedures. Many, many thanks for [livejournal.com profile] fiercelynormal for the beta!

    This way to the porn!
    [identity profile] keep-waking-up.livejournal.com
    Title: The Unconventional Problems of Jared the Human and his Shifter Mate Jensen
    Pairing: R
    Rating: Jared/Jensen
    Word Count: 2877
    Warnings: fluff, punny song references, abortive attempt at sentient bestiality (by the animal), etc.

    Summary: Jared’s got ninety-eight problems, and all of them are male and occasionally feline.


    [identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
    Title: The S&M Adventures
    Pairing: Jared/Jensen
    Rating: NC-17
    Words: ~1,800

    Summary: When Gerald Slicer watched the squirrel in his backyard, it should have made him suspicious. It didn’t. It was the last mistake he ever made.
    Warnings/Kink: moose!jared, squirrel!Jensen, violence, minor character death, sex (yes, I am not kidding), partly outsider POV
    Disclaimer: I don’t own any of this. In fact, I still don’t believe I’ve written this. I am definitely making no profit off of this.
    Notes: So I’m trying to write a fic that should have been done ages ago. It just won’t flow. Then my roommate sneezed like a homicidal rodent and this happened. I don’t know, people. I think this might be the most insane thing I’ve ever written. And I’ve written dino porn. You have been warned.
    Thank you, so much, to my steadfast beta linvro21 who puts up with all my weirdness without batting an eye. Or so she claims… All remaining mistakes are clingy bastards.
    [identity profile] ephermeralk.livejournal.com
    Pairing: Jared/Jensen
    Rating: PG??
    Word Count: ~1k
    Warnings/enticements?: J2 as raccoons.

    Summary:
    Of all the stupid things Jared's done, getting him and his husband turned into raccoons for the night probably tops the list.

    Fic here | SFW Jaredcoon ART by [livejournal.com profile] kinkajou Here
    [identity profile] junkerin.livejournal.com
    Title: Once upon a time
    Author: junkerin
    Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
    Genre: J2 AU, Crack
    Rating: NC-17 maybe a little less

    Length: ~5.100 words

    Summary: Jared is a magician, Jensen is a prince. But Jared´s magic doesn´t always works the way he wants it.

    Song Fic: Milow: You and Me

    Read more... )

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