[identity profile] fanboi214.livejournal.com
Title: We Could Be Heroes (Ch 2)
Pairing: Jared/Jensen(/Jensen/Jensen)
Warnings: None
Rating: Pg-13 at the second (plan to go NC-17 in the final chapter though)
Summary: Jensen cannot decide what costume to wear to the annual Supernatural Halloween party, not that it matters. Jensen is too busy to attend anyway. When he jokingly tells Jared he wishes he could send a clone in his place things get weird.
Word Count: 3,364
[identity profile] fanboi214.livejournal.com
Title: We Could Be Heroes
Pairing: Jared/Jensen(/Jensen/Jensen)
Warnings: None
Rating: G for now (plan to go NC-17 in the final chapter though)
Summary: Jensen cannot decide what costume to wear to the annual Supernatural Halloween party, not that it matters. Jensen is too busy to attend anyway. When he jokingly tells Jared he wishes he could send a clone in his place things get weird.
Word Count: 837

http://fanboi214.livejournal.com/11630.html
[personal profile] walking_tornado
Title: The Giant Knitted Condom
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Genre: J2 AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1k
Warnings: none

Summary: Jared knits himself a sock with yarn!Jensen.

Read HERE
[personal profile] walking_tornado
Title: Divine Fruit Ltd.
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Pairing/Genre: Jared/Jensen, RPF AU, crack
Rating: R
Warnings: none

Summary: Jensen is a peach and Jared is a banana. (written for spn_masquerade)

Read at my LJ
[personal profile] walking_tornado
Title: Better Than a Chocolate Bunny
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Wordcount: 1.3k
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: none

Summary: Jensen one-ups the Easter Bunny.

Read at my LJ
[personal profile] walking_tornado
Title: Shishkabobbing the Tikka
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Genre: AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: food PWP
Length: ~700

Summary: Jensen is a chicken tikka. Jared is a shishkabob. They fuse.

[identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
Title: Late Nights at the Zoo
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2,000

Summary: Jared and Jensen really love each other. With Chad’s help, they take the next step.
Warnings/Kinks: tiger!Jared, panda!Jensen, schmoop, porn
Disclaimer: This did not happen. Ever. Seriously.
Notes: This month’s [livejournal.com profile] smpc. Timestamp to Night at the Zoo, in which Jared the tiger falls in love with Jensen the panda and despite zoo fences, they make it work. Written for my kittehs [livejournal.com profile] alycat, [livejournal.com profile] keep_waking_up, and [livejournal.com profile] kinkajou who demanded wished for tiger/panda porn for Christmas Valentine’s. To the absolute surprise to no one, I obliged. I still know nothing about zoo procedures. Many, many thanks for [livejournal.com profile] fiercelynormal for the beta!

This way to the porn!
[identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
Title: The S&M Adventures
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1,800

Summary: When Gerald Slicer watched the squirrel in his backyard, it should have made him suspicious. It didn’t. It was the last mistake he ever made.
Warnings/Kink: moose!jared, squirrel!Jensen, violence, minor character death, sex (yes, I am not kidding), partly outsider POV
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of this. In fact, I still don’t believe I’ve written this. I am definitely making no profit off of this.
Notes: So I’m trying to write a fic that should have been done ages ago. It just won’t flow. Then my roommate sneezed like a homicidal rodent and this happened. I don’t know, people. I think this might be the most insane thing I’ve ever written. And I’ve written dino porn. You have been warned.
Thank you, so much, to my steadfast beta linvro21 who puts up with all my weirdness without batting an eye. Or so she claims… All remaining mistakes are clingy bastards.
[identity profile] ephermeralk.livejournal.com
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG??
Word Count: ~1k
Warnings/enticements?: J2 as raccoons.

Summary:
Of all the stupid things Jared's done, getting him and his husband turned into raccoons for the night probably tops the list.

Fic here | SFW Jaredcoon ART by [livejournal.com profile] kinkajou Here
[personal profile] walking_tornado
Title: Holding his own
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Genre: J2 AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: cursed objects (and associated non-con), restraints, blowjob, animated inanimate objects (and unanimated animate objects). Minimal plot.
Length: ~6.7k

Summary: An unexpected visit results in a curse on Jensen's sex toys. (A sequel to The Garden Gnome)

Link to fic on LJ
Link to fic on AO3
[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com
Title: Delicious
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2131 words
Warnings: Goldilocks!Jensen, Big Bad Wolf Jared, somnophilia (noncon), knotting, wolfy behavior, bastardization of fairy tale characters, crack

Summary: Jensen the Narcoleptic goes in search of the Big Bad Wolf to get his best friend's red cape back.
[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com
Title: My Zombie and Me
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2226 words
Warnings: cracky psuedo-zombie necro

Summary: IT tech Jared finds The Walking Dead fanfic on his work crush's computer and decides to do something about it.
[personal profile] meus_venator

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Title: Watch Me
Author: [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] fufaraw
Paring: surveillance camera!Jared/ surveillance camera!Jensen
Genre: RPF AU, crack!fic
Rating: PG
Length: 5,500

Warnings: Inanimate object J's
Summary: Jensen was a top of the line video surveillance camera, until he wasn’t.

Author’s Note: This was prompted by a video cam gif by everything1s that was posted by [livejournal.com profile] big_heart_june and I immediately thought of J2 surveillance camera fic...
* shakes head * I’m so far gone I see them in everything, at least I’m not alone.
So it seems only right to gift this fic to [livejournal.com profile] big_heart_june, not only for inspiring it to begin with, but because she is the enabler of all things J2 and fuels us daily with awesome images and snippets about the boys.
Thank you for sharing the bounty hon!

gif by everything1s

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Jensen had always taken his career in security seriously, for him it wasn’t just a job it was a calling. Maybe because his dad had been part of Nasa’s JPL Sentry System program from the early sixties patrolling and protecting earth, but for whatever reason, a career in security was hardwired into him. It ran in other parts of the family too, with his mom and grandmother also coming from a strong if slightly lower profile surveillance background.

[identity profile] ephermeralk.livejournal.com
We got some wonderful fills over at the J2 Mockumentary and Gag Reel comment-fic meme.

In case you missed any of these wonderful fills here's a quick list of all the ones that we received:
Click for the list )

A HUGE THANKS from me, and [livejournal.com profile] sleepypercy to everyone who came out to prompt, write, or comment! We had so much fun, and hope you did too!!
[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com
Title: The Laws of Refraction
Author name: [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca
Artist name: [livejournal.com profile] lightthesparks
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, past Jeff/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 21,360

Summary:Following the assassination of their rival fathers, Princes Jared and Jensen are forced into marriage to stop full-out intergalactic war. Yet, things don't go quite as planned when the space pirate ex-boyfriend of one of the bridegrooms decides to stage an impromptu "rescue" mission that sets off a series of events that have consequences far beyond a single wedding ceremony. After all, no one said space diplomacy was easy.

FIC MASTERPOST = ART MASTERPOST

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[identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
Title: In the Land Before Time: If We Hold On Together
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, side Chad/Sophia
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~5,700

Summary: Jared and Jensen have settled into life in their new territory. With settling down new problems arise, but an unforeseen event brings them closer together than ever. Or: How they expanded the herd again.
Warnings/Kinks: crack and schmoop in abundance, dino-sex, switching, general inappropriateness when it comes to the dealing with childhood memories and minor dino death
Disclaimer: No dinosaurs were harmed in the writing of this fic
Notes: Written in honor of [livejournal.com profile] cassiopeia7’s birthday. I saw it was coming up and it reminded me of this idea I had, which I then had to write even though I’m supposed to be doing other things. Oh well, hope you enjoy!
Title taken from the Land Before Time soundtrack. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] linvro21 for the speedy beta!

Part three in the Dinosaur Chronoicles, following In The Land Before Time and In The Land Before Time: The Wisdom Of Friends.

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