Cracked Recs

Jun. 25th, 2016 03:48 pm
[identity profile] somer.livejournal.com
I posted these to my journal the other day and [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator asked me to repost them here. Yes why? Why haven't I thought about it myself?

Go and read. They're all under 5k!

Title: Mr. Piggles Makes A Match
Author: [livejournal.com profile] destina
Wordcount: 4.200 words
Warnings: none
Summary: In a bizarre kind of way - and really, that's the story of their lives - the whole thing with Jared and Jensen started with laundry.

more crack under the cut... )
[personal profile] meus_venator



Title: Sheepehs, Clouds, Puffs, and Fluffs
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] keep_waking_up
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: JDM/JP
Rating: NC-17
Warnings, kinks & contents: werelion!Jared, fluff, outsider (sheep) POV, age difference
Wordcount: 3019
Summary: Even with a mate, Jeff still has to hunt.  That doesn’t mean Jared’s happy about it.

Reccer's notes: Alway a great writer [livejournal.com profile] keep_waking_up gifts us with a particularly lovely piece here. It starts with JDM, a bit at his wits end coping with his new and overly exuberant (as only Jared could be) werelion mate. [livejournal.com profile] keep_waking_up spins this tale with a particularly deft hand and the tone is pitch perfect in its portray of kindly, and a little overwrought JDM. The shift to the Morgan sheeps POV was wonderfuly unexpected and brilliantly handled. She manages to easily capture all the enthusiasm and innocent charm of Jared the werelion as he struggles with a new language and culture, all the while imparting his absolute adoration of his mate. A charming, delightful story, beautifully crafted. You should go read.

Note: This is the second story in the series but it was so much fun dropping in in the middle. The first fic that kicked off this story is here: The Fluff Hunter.
[personal profile] meus_venator



As summer heats up and the holiday/hiatus doldrums kick in, I wanted to put out a call for cracked reccer's for the summer.

[livejournal.com profile] j2_crack has a policy of open recin'g any time, but over the summer it would be especially lovely if you stumble upon, or think of a great J2 story, art or vid to put in a rec here. We have a lovely predone *Vanna hands * rec'ing template: Here.
Or you can just list them. I would just be nice to have people post randomly over the summer and help fill those kindles and ipads full of cracky goodness.

Crack on!
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Title: Dignity of Dragons
Author: [livejournal.com profile] etrix
Art:
Here by [livejournal.com profile] sophiap
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: Gen
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 51k
Summary: [livejournal.com profile] spn_j2_bigbang entry for 2012
Technically, Harley found the lizard (which was actually a dragon!) and Jared took it home because it was hurt (even though his mama had said no more pets). It was okay though, because Jared didn't intend to keep it. In fact, it had to have escaped from one of the government zoos (and having it in the house was probably dangerous), so Jared planned on returning it (but the dragon had plans of his own).

Reccer's notes: I'd admired the artwork when this work was first posted in 2012, but never got around to reading the actual story. In revisiting the art to see cagey, coffee adicted dragon!Jensen reaching out for a mug of his favorite brew I knew I had to make the time to read. Totally adorarable story, made me cry in parts because of the sad conditions of the captured dragons, but the surprise ending fills your heart with joy and easily sweeps the tears away. A lovely story, perfectly illustrated.
[identity profile] herminekurotowa.livejournal.com






Title: The 30-Year-Old Virgin
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R
Warnings, kinks & contents: awkward sexy times, crack-adjacent
Wordcount: 4431
Summary: Jensen is a grumpy virgin sex shop owner. Jared is a male model moonlighting as a pizza delivery guy. This is what happens when they accidentally meet.

Reccer's notes: Nobody eats pizza in this fic. There's a whole bunch of not-so-helpful friends and Chad being Chad. There are condom balloon animals and someone died in a tragic accident involving a ring gag and an overripe plantain. Just read it already! And don't forget to check out [livejournal.com profile] siennavie's cracktastic art (the vid!).
[identity profile] ferrous-wheeler.livejournal.com




Title: I Dream of Jensen
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] queeberquabbler
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: J2
Rating: PG-13
Warnings, kinks & contents: None, really :)
Wordcount: 40k+
Summary: Jared ekes out a living as a lowly PA for the prop department of a successful show, but he wishes for the chance to become so much more. As fate would have it, his wish is about to be granted.

Reccer's notes: Such a good story by a wonderful author! A little mystery, a villain, a wrong that needs to be made right, and, of course, a heapin' helpin' of magic - what's not to like!
[identity profile] linvro21.livejournal.com




Title: In A Brand New West
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] moveablehistory (luckily the story was posted in [livejournal.com profile] thistogether, so it's still available)
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki. Minor OMCs + OFCs, with appearances by Sandy(?) and the The Amazing Mechanic!dogs Sadie and Harley.
Rating: PG, for the most part. Gets R-ish towards the end with a nice PWP finish.
Warnings, kinks & contents: General Narrative Strangeness, "experimental" "writing", a Scene (or several) of Much Discomfort, dubious science and some Fluffy Voyeuristic Porn.
Wordcount: 9100
Summary: Jensen Ackles flies transport all by his lonesome - until the goddamn government agency that was supposed to find him Someone Special ends up finding him Jared Padalecki. IN SPACE.

Reccer's notes: This story was clearly meant as a writing experiment. So, it's mostly bizarre, but also strangely good in a weird kind of way. Who doesn't want to read about Jared as a mail order 'bride' in space?

Preview: )

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Jan. 8th, 2014 01:36 pm
[identity profile] herminekurotowa.livejournal.com




Title: Designs on You
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] iminurface
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: J2
Rating: nc-17
Warnings, kinks & contents: blow job, frottage, food
Wordcount: 26.500
Summary: Jared is Jensen's toy, but he longs to be so much more. With the help of true love and a little bit of magic, he just might get his wish.

Reccer's notes: Jared is a dildo. That is reason enough to read

Rec

Dec. 1st, 2013 06:29 pm
[identity profile] ferrous-wheeler.livejournal.com




Title: It's the most wonderful time of the year
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] saone77
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: j2
Rating: pg-13
Warnings, kinks & contents: Fictionalization of families. Slight, accidental, madcap violence.
Wordcount: 6246
Summary: AU. It’s Black Friday, the biggest shopping day of the year, and Jensen has been given an almost impossible task: find the hottest toy of the holiday season for his nephew, or face his sister-in-law’s wrath. Unfortunately, there's a big, hazel-eyed obstacle in the way.

Reccer's notes: Very cleverly written and makes me smile so hard when I read it. What better way to celebrate Black Friday than with a Black Friday fic! :)

(P.S. Much thanks to the awesome [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator for helping me figure out how to post this :)
[identity profile] ajap1991.livejournal.com

Summary: Jensen just thought that it was just going to be another lame CW Halloween party. Crappy music paired cheap orange colored food that Jared inhaled tons of before going into a sugar coma. What he didn't expect was for some powerful warlock with a serious axe to grind with the stations president to show up and turn everyone into their costumes.
Pairing: Jensen/Jared

Rating: Currently just T for swearing and violence in later parts, but the rating may change to NC-17 if I decide to up the J2 ante. :)
Word Count (so far): 2k+
Warnings: Swearing, violence, future graphic J2, characters death (Not J2) and lots of crack :).

A/N:This story is based off the prompt given by the user [livejournal.com profile] tipsy_kitty. The fic is set in our current time (well, a tiny bit ahead of it actually). Please forgive any spelling or structural errors that I might have made. I didn't bother with a beta and read over it a couple times myself, but somehow I always manage to miss a couple random things. It's also been a while since I've done a comment fic, but I just couldn't help myself, lol. In case you're curious, the title is partially taken from the R.L. Stine book The Haunted Mask. What can I say? I’m really a child at heart. Enjoy!

Start from Part 1

The Haunted Masquerade Part 2 )

[identity profile] ajap1991.livejournal.com

Summary: Jensen just thought that it was just going to be another lame CW Halloween party. Crappy music paired cheap orange colored food that Jared inhaled tons of before going into a sugar coma. What he didn't expect was for some powerful warlock with a serious axe to grind with the stations president to show up and turn everyone into their costumes.
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating:
Currently just T for swearing and violence in later parts, but the rating may change to NC-17 if I decide to up the J2 ante. :)
Word Count (so far): 2k+
Warnings: Swearing, violence, future graphic J2, characters death (Not J2) and lots of crack :).

A/N:This story is based off the prompt given by the user [livejournal.com profile] tipsy_kitty The fic is set in our current time (well, a tiny bit ahead of it actually). Please forgive any spelling or structural errors that I might have made. I didn't bother with a beta and read over it a couple times myself, but somehow I always manage to miss a couple random things. It's also been a while since I've done a comment fic, but I just couldn't help myself, lol. In case you're curious, the title is partially taken from the R.L. Stine book The Haunted Mask. What can I say? I’m really a child at heart. Enjoy!

The Haunted Masquerade Part 1 )

REC

Aug. 7th, 2013 08:17 pm
ext_19186: Dean the demon hunter (Sam can feel)
[identity profile] candygramme.livejournal.com



Title: Rejecting Reality in Favour of Substitution
Author: [livejournal.com profile] brokenhighways
Status of work: Complete
Pairings: Jensen/Jared, Jensen/Danneel, Jensen/Tania
Rating: PG13
Length: 10K
Warnings: I always like to warn for Chad. Mature language.
Summary: Jensen's all washed up, and trying to get back into the public eye. Unfortunately Chad's idea is the feature him in a "Real Housewives" style reality show.
Reccer's notes: I laughed out loud at the antics in this.
[identity profile] dulcetine.livejournal.com
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i really enjoyed the nymph!jensen series by [livejournal.com profile] tipsy_kitty and was inspired to draw two g-rated scenes + one especially cracky bonus gif. hope you enjoy the farty arts!


click below to view the art! :D
(hello, lovely oak tree)


ps. D:< if you haven't read the series yet... fo shame!! go read it ALLLL here :D or better yet go and reread it!
[identity profile] candygramme.livejournal.com




Here are a bunch of recs I've found funny. I've kind of established a rating system, which I invite people to argue with. Humor is one of those subjective things. I hope that you find some or even all of them funny. Happy reading!

Show me the crack! )

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Jun. 19th, 2013 12:37 pm
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[identity profile] big-heart-june.livejournal.com
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Title: Boats and Hoes
Sequel and Timestamps are here
Author: [livejournal.com profile] dugindeep
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, Chad, Misha
Rating: NC-17
Length: 5,000ish words
Warnings: ghetto talk/gangsta rap! lol
Status of work: Complete
Summary: 90's rapper Jared and sorta stuck-up grumpy Jensen
Reccer's notes: This is some of the crackiest crack I've ever read! this entire thing is hysterical and HILARIOUS and I LOOOVE it so much! Jared's possee and the dialogue, names and ghetto talk here are epic perfection, I also especially loved Jensen's lines! This is EPIC special crack at its best! :DD ♥ Also! the title alone makes this worth reading! lollol.

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Jun. 19th, 2013 12:00 am
ext_57687: (TV Series: SPN: Castiel  heart <3<3)
[identity profile] big-heart-june.livejournal.com
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Title: The Tale of the Snail
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tryfanstone
Art by: [livejournal.com profile] angelfoodcake & [livejournal.com profile] egorowna
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R
Length: 1,400 words
Warnings: Yeah. snails?
Status of work: Complete
Reccer's notes: This is ridiculous and silly and loads of fun -- SNAIL!J2 you guys!! :DD -- but it's soo gorgeously written too and every single time I read this little gem my face hurts! The ADORABLE GORGEOUS art is so very wonderful too! ♥

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