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Title: Dignity of Dragons
Author: [livejournal.com profile] etrix
Art:
Here by [livejournal.com profile] sophiap
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: Gen
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 51k
Summary: [livejournal.com profile] spn_j2_bigbang entry for 2012
Technically, Harley found the lizard (which was actually a dragon!) and Jared took it home because it was hurt (even though his mama had said no more pets). It was okay though, because Jared didn't intend to keep it. In fact, it had to have escaped from one of the government zoos (and having it in the house was probably dangerous), so Jared planned on returning it (but the dragon had plans of his own).

Reccer's notes: I'd admired the artwork when this work was first posted in 2012, but never got around to reading the actual story. In revisiting the art to see cagey, coffee adicted dragon!Jensen reaching out for a mug of his favorite brew I knew I had to make the time to read. Totally adorarable story, made me cry in parts because of the sad conditions of the captured dragons, but the surprise ending fills your heart with joy and easily sweeps the tears away. A lovely story, perfectly illustrated.
[identity profile] ephermeralk.livejournal.com
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG??
Word Count: ~1k
Warnings/enticements?: J2 as raccoons.

Summary:
Of all the stupid things Jared's done, getting him and his husband turned into raccoons for the night probably tops the list.

Fic here | SFW Jaredcoon ART by [livejournal.com profile] kinkajou Here

Under the Sea

Oct. 14th, 2014 08:26 am
[identity profile] ephermeralk.livejournal.com
Title: Under the Sea
Rating: NC-17ish?
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Word Count: ~1k
Warnings: orca-porn, prehensile orca-penises, and suicidal halibut

Summary: Jared really wants to touch fins with that hot Orca he's seen swimming around.

A/n: I'm blaming my flist for this. Ladies. You know who you are. Read at your own risk.


Jared took a deep breath before he plunged deep into the cool water off the San Juan Islands.
[identity profile] ephermeralk.livejournal.com
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1.2k
Warnings: 110% Crack, Bull!Jensen, cursedfairy!Jared

Summary: Jensen tries to lay down on a hill, when he hears a voice talking to him from the ground.

A/N: This is so much crack, just written as a comment fic for [livejournal.com profile] alexisjane, who then really wanted me to post it. *shrugs* Title from Robert Burns. Inspired by this pictureearth-cow.

The cool breeze coming off the North Sea has put Jensen in a frisky mood this morning.
[identity profile] etoile-etiolee.livejournal.com
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Written as a gift for [livejournal.com profile] candygramme for the spn_J2_xmas_xchange

Title: Once Upon a Time in Space
Gifter: [livejournal.com profile] etoile_etiolee
Pairing/Characters:J2, Ty Olson, Misha Collins.
Word Count:7000
Rating: NC-13 for language and sexual references
Warnings:Crack sci-fi fic!
Summary:Space Explorer Jensen stumble upon a priceless treasure on an unknown planet. Little does he know that the Black Hood, a feared Space Pirate, has a special interest in this treasure as well.
Disclaimer: This is soooo not true...
Special thanks: To my very dear friend, [livejournal.com profile] disneymagics, for the amazing beta work despite the fact that this story was full of obscure sci-fi references. You are the best! Never doubt it.

Once Upon a Time in Space
[identity profile] writingbyebonio.livejournal.com
Title: The Best Fucking Day!
Author: [livejournal.com profile] eboniorchid
Fandom: The CW/WB
Characters: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Prompt: Written for BadFic Idol at Wincon 2013: Las Vegas. VOTED #1 BADFIC!
Word Count: ~1,000 words.
Rating: NC-17 for sexuality and language.
Warnings/Spoilers: BADFIC! (WARNING FOR AWFUL ADJECTIVES, ADVERBS, & EVERYTHING ELSE!) Crack! Humor! Genderbending/genderfuckery. Crossdressing/drag. Trans* and genderqueer themes. Hustler!kink. Kink/BDSM. Bondage. Gonzo. Clichés. Established relationship. Graphic m/drag queen sex. Smut. Minor bodily injury (accidental). PWP. Slash? (I'm inventing a "Queer" category.)
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Really. Nothing. Also? Please do not use this as a kink or drag instruction manual!
Summary: Jared and Jensenia make a hot mess together with their swampy and meaty bits.

"Yeah! Fuck me like the price tags at Nieman Marcus!"
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