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Title: Sheepehs, Clouds, Puffs, and Fluffs
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] keep_waking_up
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: JDM/JP
Rating: NC-17
Warnings, kinks & contents: werelion!Jared, fluff, outsider (sheep) POV, age difference
Wordcount: 3019
Summary: Even with a mate, Jeff still has to hunt.  That doesn’t mean Jared’s happy about it.

Reccer's notes: Alway a great writer [livejournal.com profile] keep_waking_up gifts us with a particularly lovely piece here. It starts with JDM, a bit at his wits end coping with his new and overly exuberant (as only Jared could be) werelion mate. [livejournal.com profile] keep_waking_up spins this tale with a particularly deft hand and the tone is pitch perfect in its portray of kindly, and a little overwrought JDM. The shift to the Morgan sheeps POV was wonderfuly unexpected and brilliantly handled. She manages to easily capture all the enthusiasm and innocent charm of Jared the werelion as he struggles with a new language and culture, all the while imparting his absolute adoration of his mate. A charming, delightful story, beautifully crafted. You should go read.

Note: This is the second story in the series but it was so much fun dropping in in the middle. The first fic that kicked off this story is here: The Fluff Hunter.
[identity profile] keep-waking-up.livejournal.com
Title: The Unconventional Problems of Jared the Human and his Shifter Mate Jensen
Pairing: R
Rating: Jared/Jensen
Word Count: 2877
Warnings: fluff, punny song references, abortive attempt at sentient bestiality (by the animal), etc.

Summary: Jared’s got ninety-eight problems, and all of them are male and occasionally feline.


[identity profile] keep-waking-up.livejournal.com
Title: Bosoms (or the Lack Thereof)
Author: keep_waking_up
Beta: deceptivemirror
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3825
Warnings: uber crack, creature!Jensen, comeplay, wings
A/N: This is an extremely belated birthday present for the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] ashtraythief (and also doubles as my [livejournal.com profile] smpc).  Hopefully you enjoy the cracky goodness!
Summary: In which Jared’s king sends him out to a woo a maiden for him and the maiden turns out not to be a maiden.


[identity profile] keep-waking-up.livejournal.com
Title: Purple Satin
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5,013
Warnings: crack, fluff, vampire!Jared, light blood!play, staking of a vampire (not Jared), some crude language
Summary: Written for [livejournal.com profile] kinkajou. Jensen was only down at the vamp club on a hunt.  Some weirdly cheerful vegetarian vamp flirting with him was definitely not in the plans.


[identity profile] keep-waking-up.livejournal.com
Title: The One (Knot)
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,216
Warnings: A/B/O, crack, knotting, fairytale curses, rimming, self-lubrication, heat, mating
Prompt:  Prompted by [livejournal.com profile] wendy to [livejournal.com profile] alezig on twitter and I stole the prompt: Sword and the Stone-style: First one to make Jared’s knot pop gets to keep him. Many try, only Jensen (true love) succeeds.

Summary: Jared got cursed by the king from the neighboring kingdom, so Jared’s father cursed that king’s son right back.  Sometimes things can really backfire.
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Title: Study Secrets
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2,907
Warnings: blink-and-you-miss-it spanking, schmoop, pining, college AU
Summary: For [livejournal.com profile] smpc.  Jared and Jensen have been roommates forever.  Jensen’s got an interesting method of studying.
[identity profile] keep-waking-up.livejournal.com
Title:  The Unconventional Courtship of Jared the Human and Jensen the Shifter
Pairing:  Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 7011
Warnings: werecat!Jensen, slight violence, talk about masturbation and porn, mentions of cults, confused!baffled!kitteh!Jensen who doesn’t know how to be human, drunkenness
Summary:  Jensen has lived in the Village his whole life.  One day, a big, strange man (that smells very good) comes and takes him away, only to tell him he’s not actually a cat—he’s a Shifter.
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So I made the terrible mistake of showing [livejournal.com profile] kinkyheels the mind boggeling link from WTFFanFiction over on tumblr of "Words Used to Describe Genitals".

And she of course had to do a post on it and now she and [livejournal.com profile] somersault_j are off to the races writing an on the fly fic trying to use all the many colourful expressions from the post.

You have to go take a look, it is J2 crack at it's finest and I'm sure they'd welcome anyone to come and play. I'd love if the final fic got put together and posted, but for now go here to read the dubious adventures of
Jared's throbbing giggle stick and Jensen's purple headed warrior.
Images in your head... )
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