[identity profile] ilikecrystals.livejournal.com

Title: When The Cat's Away
Author: ilikecrystals
Pairing: Jared and Jensen
Rating: R/Mature WARNING: This story contains NON-CON, Anal Sex, Barbs and Rimming so if you don't like, don't read. Oh yeah, and way too much silly and schmoop and ridiculousness. Totally don't know anything about cloning and made up the whole process. Hope you like :)  Don't know whose incredible manip this is but please help me credit if you know who created.

"Just get your shit and get the hell out of here." Jensen stalks out of the room


[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com
Title: My Zombie and Me
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2226 words
Warnings: cracky psuedo-zombie necro

Summary: IT tech Jared finds The Walking Dead fanfic on his work crush's computer and decides to do something about it.
[identity profile] dugindeep.livejournal.com
Title Player Number 2: Part Deux
Words: 560 words
Summary: A year later and Jensen's again working Halloween night. It's equally horrifying and satisfying.
Notes: Part of the Player Number 2 Verse, based on this Texts From Last Night post.
[identity profile] ajap1991.livejournal.com

Summary: Jensen just thought that it was just going to be another lame CW Halloween party. Crappy music paired cheap orange colored food that Jared inhaled tons of before going into a sugar coma. What he didn't expect was for some powerful warlock with a serious axe to grind with the stations president to show up and turn everyone into their costumes.
Pairing: Jensen/Jared

Rating: Currently just T for swearing and violence in later parts, but the rating may change to NC-17 if I decide to up the J2 ante. :)
Word Count (so far): 2k+
Warnings: Swearing, violence, future graphic J2, characters death (Not J2) and lots of crack :).

A/N:This story is based off the prompt given by the user [livejournal.com profile] tipsy_kitty. The fic is set in our current time (well, a tiny bit ahead of it actually). Please forgive any spelling or structural errors that I might have made. I didn't bother with a beta and read over it a couple times myself, but somehow I always manage to miss a couple random things. It's also been a while since I've done a comment fic, but I just couldn't help myself, lol. In case you're curious, the title is partially taken from the R.L. Stine book The Haunted Mask. What can I say? I’m really a child at heart. Enjoy!

Start from Part 1

The Haunted Masquerade Part 2 )

[identity profile] linvro21.livejournal.com
Title: Welcome To Night Vale: Halloween Broadcast
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Genre: Schmoopy sci-fi crack crossover
Words: 2224

Summary: If only Jensen could see through the thick, toxic fog on this All Hallowes' Eve, he might catch a glimpse of the beautiful and flawless scientist Jared.

Note: Written for this prompt by [livejournal.com profile] tipsy_kitty at the Kettle Of Trouble Halloween meme on [livejournal.com profile] j2_crack. She thankfully also provided me with some cracky ideas and high level fangirling, and a brand-new Night Vale addiction.

Read on LJ or AO3.
[identity profile] brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com
Title A State of Calm Prevailing
Author Brutti ma buoni
Rating PG13
Pairing Jensen/Jared
Prompt for the Kettle of Trouble at [livejournal.com profile] j2_crack, specifically for [livejournal.com profile] tipsy_kitty, who wanted a Night Vale fusion with DJ Jensen pining for newly-arrived scientist Jared

Follow for fic
[identity profile] ajap1991.livejournal.com

Summary: Jensen just thought that it was just going to be another lame CW Halloween party. Crappy music paired cheap orange colored food that Jared inhaled tons of before going into a sugar coma. What he didn't expect was for some powerful warlock with a serious axe to grind with the stations president to show up and turn everyone into their costumes.
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating:
Currently just T for swearing and violence in later parts, but the rating may change to NC-17 if I decide to up the J2 ante. :)
Word Count (so far): 2k+
Warnings: Swearing, violence, future graphic J2, characters death (Not J2) and lots of crack :).

A/N:This story is based off the prompt given by the user [livejournal.com profile] tipsy_kitty The fic is set in our current time (well, a tiny bit ahead of it actually). Please forgive any spelling or structural errors that I might have made. I didn't bother with a beta and read over it a couple times myself, but somehow I always manage to miss a couple random things. It's also been a while since I've done a comment fic, but I just couldn't help myself, lol. In case you're curious, the title is partially taken from the R.L. Stine book The Haunted Mask. What can I say? I’m really a child at heart. Enjoy!

The Haunted Masquerade Part 1 )
[identity profile] anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com
I haven't a lot of crack to offer to the crack archive, but there is this.



Title: Black Cat and Broomsticks
Author: [livejournal.com profile] anniespinkhouse
Characters/Pairings:
Jared/Jensen
Genre: au
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: kissing, mature language
Length: ~3.6K
Summary: It's Halloween and Jared has been talked into taking a horde of children trick or treating. The 'haunted house' they call at has an unexpected treat. Featuring vet!Jared, zombie!Jensen (or not), witches, Ronald Macdonald, a pumpkin and a cat.

Fic here
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