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Jun. 14th, 2015 07:13 pm
[identity profile] anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com



So, I haven't been back to my delicious account since 2012 (no kidding) because they changed the layout and I REALLY hate big layout changes and blah blah blah. {Note to LJ: yes I have mostly been absent since you f*cked up the layout}

Anyhow, I knew I had some little jewels saved there and today
[livejournal.com profile] meus_venator convinced me that is was vital to the world of J2 fic that I work out what the hell my username and password were and riffle through it's contents. Oh, she wasn't wrong. It's a miracle I made it back out from all that yummy fic, so here is my first rec from it.

Title: Come On, Fur Fag,We've Got a World To Save
Author/Artist: unreckless
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Warnings, kinks & contents: None, just a few furry jokes, pussy jokes and Chad.
Wordcount: 8.4K
Summary: Honestly, Jared’s just trying to do this one simple thing. He’s pledging a frat and his Big Brother wants him to go get some old book from some dead doctor’s house up at the old TB ward off campus. Fine. No big. Jared’s down with that. Except then he meets the talking cat and things get completely out of hand.

Reccer's notes: Talking cat Jensen is always going to have me taking a look and this didn't disappoint. It is light hearted and funny, in keeping with it's [livejournal.com profile] j2_everafter roots. The story jogs along nicely and the banter between the Js is just superb.
[identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
Title: Late Nights at the Zoo
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2,000

Summary: Jared and Jensen really love each other. With Chad’s help, they take the next step.
Warnings/Kinks: tiger!Jared, panda!Jensen, schmoop, porn
Disclaimer: This did not happen. Ever. Seriously.
Notes: This month’s [livejournal.com profile] smpc. Timestamp to Night at the Zoo, in which Jared the tiger falls in love with Jensen the panda and despite zoo fences, they make it work. Written for my kittehs [livejournal.com profile] alycat, [livejournal.com profile] keep_waking_up, and [livejournal.com profile] kinkajou who demanded wished for tiger/panda porn for Christmas Valentine’s. To the absolute surprise to no one, I obliged. I still know nothing about zoo procedures. Many, many thanks for [livejournal.com profile] fiercelynormal for the beta!

This way to the porn!
[identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
Title: The S&M Adventures
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1,800

Summary: When Gerald Slicer watched the squirrel in his backyard, it should have made him suspicious. It didn’t. It was the last mistake he ever made.
Warnings/Kink: moose!jared, squirrel!Jensen, violence, minor character death, sex (yes, I am not kidding), partly outsider POV
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of this. In fact, I still don’t believe I’ve written this. I am definitely making no profit off of this.
Notes: So I’m trying to write a fic that should have been done ages ago. It just won’t flow. Then my roommate sneezed like a homicidal rodent and this happened. I don’t know, people. I think this might be the most insane thing I’ve ever written. And I’ve written dino porn. You have been warned.
Thank you, so much, to my steadfast beta linvro21 who puts up with all my weirdness without batting an eye. Or so she claims… All remaining mistakes are clingy bastards.
[identity profile] ephermeralk.livejournal.com
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG??
Word Count: ~1k
Warnings/enticements?: J2 as raccoons.

Summary:
Of all the stupid things Jared's done, getting him and his husband turned into raccoons for the night probably tops the list.

Fic here | SFW Jaredcoon ART by [livejournal.com profile] kinkajou Here

Under the Sea

Oct. 14th, 2014 08:26 am
[identity profile] ephermeralk.livejournal.com
Title: Under the Sea
Rating: NC-17ish?
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Word Count: ~1k
Warnings: orca-porn, prehensile orca-penises, and suicidal halibut

Summary: Jared really wants to touch fins with that hot Orca he's seen swimming around.

A/n: I'm blaming my flist for this. Ladies. You know who you are. Read at your own risk.


Jared took a deep breath before he plunged deep into the cool water off the San Juan Islands.
[identity profile] heartblowswild.livejournal.com
Title: The Pretty Pretty Peacock
Author: [livejournal.com profile] heartblowswild
Pairing: J2
Rating: PG
Summary: Based on this prompt from [livejournal.com profile] spn_masquerade: Jensen is a werepeacock. Jared is a wereflamingo. Strangeness ensues. They aren’t weres in this fic though, just a flamingo trying to attract the love of his life, a peacock. The art is better. Go see it here: Love Birds by [livejournal.com profile] kinkajou.

The Pretty Pretty Peacock
[identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
Title: In the Land Before Time: If We Hold On Together
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, side Chad/Sophia
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~5,700

Summary: Jared and Jensen have settled into life in their new territory. With settling down new problems arise, but an unforeseen event brings them closer together than ever. Or: How they expanded the herd again.
Warnings/Kinks: crack and schmoop in abundance, dino-sex, switching, general inappropriateness when it comes to the dealing with childhood memories and minor dino death
Disclaimer: No dinosaurs were harmed in the writing of this fic
Notes: Written in honor of [livejournal.com profile] cassiopeia7’s birthday. I saw it was coming up and it reminded me of this idea I had, which I then had to write even though I’m supposed to be doing other things. Oh well, hope you enjoy!
Title taken from the Land Before Time soundtrack. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] linvro21 for the speedy beta!

Part three in the Dinosaur Chronoicles, following In The Land Before Time and In The Land Before Time: The Wisdom Of Friends.
[identity profile] kinkajou.livejournal.com
title: You're not too spiky, you're perfect!
pairing: J2
rating: PG-13 for very light... armadillo!dirty talk... sexual innuendo... whatever :) The pic is entirely SFW :)
warnings: dunno. porcupine!Jensen and armadillo!Jared need a warning?
summary: Jensen's life as a porcupine has been hard. It is quite possible that he will die as a virgin, because really, who would want to have sex with someone whose back is full of long, dangerous spikes? But one day he meets Jared, who doesn't seem to care about his quills, and loves him just the way he is.



see cute J2 at my JOURNAL
[identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
Title: Night at the Zoo
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R (for language? Rating might change later)
Words: ~ 5,800 (this part)

Summary: Jared is a lonely tiger at the zoo who just wants a friend to cuddle with. His quest seems hopeless until he meets panda Jensen
Warnings/Kinks: tiger!Jared and panda!Jensen, crack (obviously), incorrect portrayal of animal life at the zoo and complete and utter schmoop
Disclaimer: The boys don’t belong to me. Do I really need to tell you that this never happened?
Notes: For inspiration, I looked at the panda cam at the San Diego Zoo and several of their videos. You should all go over there and flail over babypanda cuteness.
Thanks to my awesome beta linvro21 for making it pretty.

Part One (Part Two should follow in a couple of days)
[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com
Title: Head Over Hooves
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3138 words
Warnings: intoxicated were-moose Jared and attempted anatomically incorrect knotting

Summary: Jared turns 21 and his human friends tell him it's time to celebrate.

Animal Magic

Feb. 19th, 2014 10:47 pm
[identity profile] annie46.livejournal.com
Title: Animal Magic
Author: Annie46
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Jensen/Jared
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 11,811 (split into 2 parts because of LJ's word limit)
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Summary: When he was five Jared wanted to 'Talk to the Animals' just like Doctor Doolittle. Somehow his wish was granted, but Jared soon found out that talking to the animals was no fairy tale. Alone at thirty and no sign of love on the horizon, Jared meets Jensen (a vet who is very meticulous) when he takes a stray dog to Jensen’s surgery. Can these two very different people find love and what will finally make Jared confess his deepest, darkest secret?

A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] heartblowswild who was generous enough to buy me for Fandomaid.
I really hope you like this, and that it floats your boat!! I did try and use your prompt but being me a little angst crept in among the crack elements!

Thanks also to Debz for her sterling beta work – without her there would be no Annie46!

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Nov. 15th, 2013 08:41 pm
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[personal profile] denig37
So many things to say about this, so little time...
I have no idea where I would start! SOMEBODY USE THIS AS A PROMPT PLEASE!!!




or this

[identity profile] kinkajou.livejournal.com
title: Little pig, little pig, let me in!
pairing: J2
rating: depends on how dirty your mind is. Mine is, so if you catch everything that is implied, then it is at least R XD
summary: 3 little pigs J2 style, alternative ending
warnings: crack, just a quick sketch, lilpig!jensen + wolf Jared, it is somewhat porny if you squint hard enough it is porny because Jared is trying to rim Jensen. But he looks adorable while doing it.
notes: because [livejournal.com profile] alezig and [livejournal.com profile] debauchedsock played along with my idiotic ideas so now I have to show them.

see at my journal

GIF REC

Jul. 23rd, 2013 04:51 pm
[identity profile] citrusjava.livejournal.com


So, I came across this cracky silliness, And it looks like something people here could enjoy. Made me smile. I can't really rec it cause I don't know what to say, but baby Jensen chicks and Fay Wray Misha to Jared's King Kong... crack... bunnies... yay?
Check it out, if you have ten seconds.

[identity profile] zubeneschamali.livejournal.com
Title: Tex Padalecki and the Vase of Nubia
Author: zubeneschamali
Rating: PG
Word count: 1,806
Summary: Timestamp to "Tex Padalecki and the Statuette of Doom." Jensen has come into contact with another artifact that has an unusual effect on him. Instead of binding him to his greatest rival, though, it has a slightly more…feline effect.

A/N: I'm sorry that I wasn't able to put something together in time for the opening week of this comm, but this little piece for [livejournal.com profile] dugindeep's birthday seems to fit just fine.

( Read more... )
[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Because I just love this series and [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator was kind enough to carry on! You know you have to read it! :D

Carrying on from Spots Get In Your Eyes, and My Favorite Spots by [livejournal.com profile] tipsy_kitty, to the newest: Spots and Things and Flying Machines

Which meant I had to do this!


spots2
[identity profile] minchout.livejournal.com
Title: At Home in the Trees
Author: [livejournal.com profile] minchout
Pairing: J2
Rating: G
Warnings: dub con snuggles, and very unbeta’d
Word count: ~2,200
Disclaimer: I don’t know Jared and Jensen, and I’m not making any money from this.

Summary: Jared is just a sloth, happily living in his tree in the rainforest. But when a plane crashes not too far from his tree, Jared can’t help but investigate.
[personal profile] meus_venator
griffin, octopus

Beautiful J2 octopus/griffin by linart at deviantart.com check out more of their work
And this piece in particular here.
NOTE: Images were posted with permission from artist, do not to repost without permission.

Grown up J2 octopus/griffin under the cut... )

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