[identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
Title: The S&M Adventures
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1,800

Summary: When Gerald Slicer watched the squirrel in his backyard, it should have made him suspicious. It didn’t. It was the last mistake he ever made.
Warnings/Kink: moose!jared, squirrel!Jensen, violence, minor character death, sex (yes, I am not kidding), partly outsider POV
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of this. In fact, I still don’t believe I’ve written this. I am definitely making no profit off of this.
Notes: So I’m trying to write a fic that should have been done ages ago. It just won’t flow. Then my roommate sneezed like a homicidal rodent and this happened. I don’t know, people. I think this might be the most insane thing I’ve ever written. And I’ve written dino porn. You have been warned.
Thank you, so much, to my steadfast beta linvro21 who puts up with all my weirdness without batting an eye. Or so she claims… All remaining mistakes are clingy bastards.
[identity profile] ar-richardson.livejournal.com
Part Six & The Epilogue of the "A Little Familiar" Series
Pairing
: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None really, unless you need a warning for snark.
Disclaimer: Obviously not real and not meant to imply reality. This is crack, ladies and gentleman.
Authors Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator's prompt for the Kettle of Trouble meme. This is probably not at all what she had in mind when she gave that prompt, but it's where my warped mind chose to go with it, so here it is... Beta done as always by [livejournal.com profile] bumblebat79
Summary:Ever wonder how sorcerer's wind up with their familiars? Well J1, a mild mannered IT professional is about to discover that J2, the hipster in marketing isn't all he appears and the word 'Master' will never mean the same thing to him again.

Start at the beginning: Part One


Part 6: A Little Less Talk
A Little Epilogue

And since it's not over yet on the Pacific Coast, Happy Halloween! 
[identity profile] ar-richardson.livejournal.com
Parts Four and Five of the "A Little Familiar" Series
Pairing
: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R (bordering on NC-17)
Warnings: None really, unless you need a warning for snark.
Disclaimer: Obviously not real and not meant to imply reality. This is crack, ladies and gentleman.
Authors Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator's prompt for the Kettle of Trouble meme. This is probably not at all what she had in mind when she gave that prompt, but it's where my warped mind chose to go with it, so here it is... Beta done as always by [livejournal.com profile] bumblebat79
Summary:Ever wonder how sorcerer's wind up with their familiars? Well J1, a mild mannered IT professional is about to discover that J2, the hipster in marketing isn't all he appears and the word 'Master' will never mean the same thing to him again. Here are parts four and five, in which Jared gets a little tied up...

Part Four: A Little Bondage
Part Five: A Little Bonding

And if you want to start at the beginning, here is Part One: A Little Familiar
[identity profile] ar-richardson.livejournal.com
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: A bit of violence, Introduction of an OMC
Disclaimer: Obviously not real and not meant to imply reality. This is crack, ladies and gentleman.
Authors Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator's prompt for the Kettle of Trouble meme. This is probably not at all what she had in mind when she gave that prompt, but it's where my warped mind chose to go with it, so here it is...
Summary:Ever wonder how sorcerer's wind up with their familiars? Well J1, a mild mannered IT professional is about to discover that J2, the hipster in marketing isn't all he appears and the word 'Master' will never mean the same thing to him again. This is part three, where Jared faces off against an unexpected visitor....


A Little Trouble


This way to Part One
[identity profile] ar-richardson.livejournal.com
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None really, unless you need a warning for snark.
Disclaimer: Obviously not real and not meant to imply reality. This is crack, ladies and gentleman.
Authors Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator's prompt for the Kettle of Trouble meme. This is probably not at all what she had in mind when she gave that prompt, but it's where my warped mind chose to go with it, so here it is...
Summary:Ever wonder how sorcerer's wind up with their familiars? Well J1, a mild mannered IT professional is about to discover that J2, the hipster in marketing isn't all he appears and the word 'Master' will never mean the same thing to him again. This is part two, where Jared learns that Jensen isn't really wearing a costume...


A Little Confusion


This way to Part One
[identity profile] ar-richardson.livejournal.com
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Warnings: None really, unless you need a warning for snark.
Disclaimer: Obviously not real and not meant to imply reality. This is crack, ladies and gentleman.
Authors Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator's prompt for the Kettle of Trouble meme. This is probably not at all what she had in mind when she gave that prompt, but it's where my warped mind chose to go with it, so here it is (the first part, anyway)...
Summary:Ever wonder how sorcerer's wind up with their familiars? Well J1, a mild mannered IT professional is about to discover that J2, the hipster in marketing isn't all he appears and the word 'Master' will never mean the same thing to him again.

This way to the fic...
[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Because I just love this series and [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator was kind enough to carry on! You know you have to read it! :D

Carrying on from Spots Get In Your Eyes, and My Favorite Spots by [livejournal.com profile] tipsy_kitty, to the newest: Spots and Things and Flying Machines

Which meant I had to do this!


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Title: Spots and Things and Flying Machines
Author: [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] fufaraw
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] roxymissrose
Genre: RPF, AU
Characters: Hamster!Jensen, Chipmunk!Jared
Rating: PG
Length: 4900 words
Disclaimer: The boys aren’t mine, neither are their furry alias in this story. This is all done in fun. Don’t sue. Complete and utter crack!
Summary: Jensen goes on his first big adventure OUTSIDE, with Jared of course.
Warnings: for rodent!porn, well sort of.
A/N: This story is dedicated to Skittles [livejournal.com profile] anniespinkhouse's charismatic hamster whose antics inspired this 'verse.
He lived hard and partied long and went out with a bang, he will be missed.


: : :

“Tea Jensthen?”

Jensen nodded solemnly and Annie daintily filled the bright pink cup from her tea pot.

Jensen sipped obligingly as she turned the flower patterned pot toward Jared.

“Tea, Mithter Tickles?”  Read On

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