[personal profile] walking_tornado
Title: The Giant Knitted Condom
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Genre: J2 AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1k
Warnings: none

Summary: Jared knits himself a sock with yarn!Jensen.

Read HERE
[personal profile] walking_tornado
Title: Divine Fruit Ltd.
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Pairing/Genre: Jared/Jensen, RPF AU, crack
Rating: R
Warnings: none

Summary: Jensen is a peach and Jared is a banana. (written for spn_masquerade)

Read at my LJ
[identity profile] justmep2.livejournal.com
Please note, This is a SPN vid with a surprise non-AU RPF J2 centered vidlet at the end (around 2:25) that I consider crack. It's not listed on the genres because it's supposed to be a surprise. I'm not a RPS shipper and new to this comm, if this doesn't fit with the community rules please delete it.

Title: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas // Heavenly Christmas
Vidder: [livejournal.com profile] justmep2
Characters: Sam & Dean / Jensen, Jared, Mark and Misha
[John, Mary, Cas, Bobby, Ellen, Jo, Charlie, Kevin, Jody, Garth, Gabriel, Ash AND Jensen, Jared, Misha and Mark. Plus a drunk Santa.]
Genre: Feel-good, fluff, holiday, humor
Pairing: Gen
Rating: PG
Music: Jason Manns ft. Jensen Ackles (!) - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Rock version by Johnny Copland on YouTube
Length: 3.05m
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Summary: What lays in Sam and Dean's heaven? A little fluffy Christmas vid with Jensen singing plus a rocking surprise, so make sure to watch until the end! Because even the Winchesters deserve a break for Christmas. Happy holidays!
[identity profile] herminekurotowa.livejournal.com






Title: The 30-Year-Old Virgin
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R
Warnings, kinks & contents: awkward sexy times, crack-adjacent
Wordcount: 4431
Summary: Jensen is a grumpy virgin sex shop owner. Jared is a male model moonlighting as a pizza delivery guy. This is what happens when they accidentally meet.

Reccer's notes: Nobody eats pizza in this fic. There's a whole bunch of not-so-helpful friends and Chad being Chad. There are condom balloon animals and someone died in a tragic accident involving a ring gag and an overripe plantain. Just read it already! And don't forget to check out [livejournal.com profile] siennavie's cracktastic art (the vid!).
[identity profile] kinkajou.livejournal.com
Title: Penguin Fisting
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17 for pervs, G for normal people :P
Summary: not much to tell... [livejournal.com profile] alezig wants fisting, [livejournal.com profile] alezig gets fisting. Except how fisting scares me, so I turned it into crack :)
Warnings: I promise it is NOT what it sounds like... so you hopefully won't end up traumatized :D

art at my journal HERE
[identity profile] ephermeralk.livejournal.com
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1.2k
Warnings: 110% Crack, Bull!Jensen, cursedfairy!Jared

Summary: Jensen tries to lay down on a hill, when he hears a voice talking to him from the ground.

A/N: This is so much crack, just written as a comment fic for [livejournal.com profile] alexisjane, who then really wanted me to post it. *shrugs* Title from Robert Burns. Inspired by this pictureearth-cow.

The cool breeze coming off the North Sea has put Jensen in a frisky mood this morning.
[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com
Title: Head Over Hooves
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3138 words
Warnings: intoxicated were-moose Jared and attempted anatomically incorrect knotting

Summary: Jared turns 21 and his human friends tell him it's time to celebrate.
[identity profile] writingbyebonio.livejournal.com
Title: The Best Fucking Day!
Author: [livejournal.com profile] eboniorchid
Fandom: The CW/WB
Characters: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Prompt: Written for BadFic Idol at Wincon 2013: Las Vegas. VOTED #1 BADFIC!
Word Count: ~1,000 words.
Rating: NC-17 for sexuality and language.
Warnings/Spoilers: BADFIC! (WARNING FOR AWFUL ADJECTIVES, ADVERBS, & EVERYTHING ELSE!) Crack! Humor! Genderbending/genderfuckery. Crossdressing/drag. Trans* and genderqueer themes. Hustler!kink. Kink/BDSM. Bondage. Gonzo. Clichés. Established relationship. Graphic m/drag queen sex. Smut. Minor bodily injury (accidental). PWP. Slash? (I'm inventing a "Queer" category.)
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Really. Nothing. Also? Please do not use this as a kink or drag instruction manual!
Summary: Jared and Jensenia make a hot mess together with their swampy and meaty bits.

"Yeah! Fuck me like the price tags at Nieman Marcus!"
[identity profile] linvro21.livejournal.com
Title: Welcome To Night Vale: Halloween Broadcast
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Genre: Schmoopy sci-fi crack crossover
Words: 2224

Summary: If only Jensen could see through the thick, toxic fog on this All Hallowes' Eve, he might catch a glimpse of the beautiful and flawless scientist Jared.

Note: Written for this prompt by [livejournal.com profile] tipsy_kitty at the Kettle Of Trouble Halloween meme on [livejournal.com profile] j2_crack. She thankfully also provided me with some cracky ideas and high level fangirling, and a brand-new Night Vale addiction.

Read on LJ or AO3.

Call NOW!

Sep. 5th, 2013 01:05 pm
[identity profile] itsmecoon.livejournal.com
Inspired by: transfixeddream's Working Hard for the Money Meme ,  I created an ad for Jared and Jensen's services.
try again )

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com
Note: I was just reminded this morning of the crackiest thing I've ever written (also probably my favorite), and then realized that I now have somewhere to post it lol!

Title: Mayhem and Rosey’s Almost-Not-Quite-Ultimately-Totally-Excellent Adventure
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca
Characters: Jared/Jensen and everyone who’s ever blinked on a CW show from the POV of Chad Michael Murray
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6400
Warnings: CRACK. Including but not limited to genderswap, dinosaurs, conjoined twins, little people orgies, and copious drug use to explain the rest of this sentence

Summary: Never accept drugs from a mime

(no subject)

Jun. 19th, 2013 12:37 pm
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[identity profile] big-heart-june.livejournal.com
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Title: Boats and Hoes
Sequel and Timestamps are here
Author: [livejournal.com profile] dugindeep
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, Chad, Misha
Rating: NC-17
Length: 5,000ish words
Warnings: ghetto talk/gangsta rap! lol
Status of work: Complete
Summary: 90's rapper Jared and sorta stuck-up grumpy Jensen
Reccer's notes: This is some of the crackiest crack I've ever read! this entire thing is hysterical and HILARIOUS and I LOOOVE it so much! Jared's possee and the dialogue, names and ghetto talk here are epic perfection, I also especially loved Jensen's lines! This is EPIC special crack at its best! :DD ♥ Also! the title alone makes this worth reading! lollol.
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