[identity profile] junkerin.livejournal.com
Title: Once upon a time
Author: [livejournal.com profile] junkerin
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Genre: J2 AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17 maybe a little less

Length: ~5.100 words

Summary: Jared is a magician, Jensen is a prince. But Jared´s magic doesn´t always works the way he wants it.

Song Fic: Milow: You and Me

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[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com
Title: Delicious
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2131 words
Warnings: Goldilocks!Jensen, Big Bad Wolf Jared, somnophilia (noncon), knotting, wolfy behavior, bastardization of fairy tale characters, crack

Summary: Jensen the Narcoleptic goes in search of the Big Bad Wolf to get his best friend's red cape back.
[identity profile] tipsy-kitty.livejournal.com
Yes, I'm a day late but due to storms in the area last night, I'm just now leaving to take my nieces trick-or-treating. (I will be the Transylvanian from Rocky Horror, a reference nobody in my family will get.)

Here's my contribution to the Kettle of Trouble meme. It didn't answer a prompt but it is Halloween-y and cracky.

Title: Once
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: J2
Word Count: 2,500
Disclaimer: None of this happened.

Summary: Once upon a time I could control myself... -Pearl Jam

Read on LJ

or

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[identity profile] ilikecrystals.livejournal.com
Title: Lost in the Pieces of My Horseman
Author: ilikecrystals
Pairing: Jared and Jensen
Icon by LightTheSparks, I think
Summary: Fill for 'Kettle of Trouble Halloween Meme' prompt by meus-venator : Jensen hated making deliveries out to Old man Morgan's house....although technically he'd never met Old man Morgan... he'd always had to leave the pizza out on the front porch and collect his money from the envelope left there for him. No, it wasn't old man Morgan he was worried about, it was the creepy drive through the woods.

Especially on Halloween, especially when you lived in Sleepy Hollow and where rumours of the headless horseman still persisted.

***

A/N and Warnings: So this is by FAR the strangest darn story I've ever written. It's ridiculous and absurd but it's just meant for fun so let your imagination work with me here, okay? It's damn hard writing Headless Horseman sex! I also didn't fill the prompt exactly - it's Jared and Jensen AU instead of Jensen and Jeff but I kept to the rest of it pretty well. This is also late because Halloween is officially over but here it is and I hope you enjoy it.

This story contains SLASH so if you don't like, don't read. As usual, please point out any errors or crap writing so I can fix. I love constructive criticism and reviews so bring 'em!


The call had come in late, after dark, the order handed to him and there was nothing for it but to deliver the damn thing.
[identity profile] disneymagics.livejournal.com
Title: Green Wings and Shiny Things (4/5)
Author: Disneymagics
Rating: NC17
Pairing: J2
Characters: Jared, Jensen, Christian, Misha, Alona, and Felicia
Genre: H/C, Crack, RPS
Disclaimer: None of these people belong to me; they all belong to themselves. None of this is true in any way, shape or form. I made it all up, obviously, Jensen is not a green-winged fairy.
Warnings: M/M, naked fairies, touch starvation
Word Count: 3,500 this part
Summary: Written in response to a prompt by angelzfurys at spnkink-meme.  Jensen loves his friends and his life in the meadow, but his curiosity about the humans who will soon be moving into the houses beyond the tree line on the other side of the meadow leads him to undertake an adventure.  Traveling alone is dangerous for a fairy.  Everything is bigger than they are and, although they have some protective magic, it often isn't enough.  Add in the very real risk of touch starvation and it's easy to see how this adventure could end in tragedy.
A/N: Thank you etoile_etiolee.  Your beautiful manip of fairy!Jensen gave me the last little push I needed to write this fic.  You are a great friend and a very brave person!

( Chapter 4 )



Start at the beginning ( Chapter 1 )

( Chapter 2 )
( Chapter 3 )
[identity profile] sanshal.livejournal.com
Title: Yardbird for a Dragon
Author: Sanshal
Characters/Pairings: J2
Genre: Fairytale (with a twist?)

Warnings:None :-)
Length: 5,451 words
Summary:
Prince Jared found his Prince-Consort under rather strange circumstances.
 Written for this prompt:
[For years there were tales of how Prince Jared's father saved his queen from a dragon. Now everyone believes its Jared's turn to save his own queen, like father like son or destiny or whatever. No one expected Jared to get TAKEN from the kingdom BY the dragon. Especially not the particularly nasty one currently threatening the kingdom for a few weeks/months/years.

So Jared deals with the shame of being a captured 'princess' while princes (or princesses, I'm not picky) and knights galore try to save him. Meanwhile, Jared starts getting to know his dragon captor and they strike up a friendship, maybe dragon!Jensen finds Jared's consistently failed attempts to rescue himself amusing and it starts to build a rapport between them and it turns out Jared is his mate.

Here's the twist to this fairy tale....instead of Jared having to save his princess from a dragon he has to find a way to save his (human) prince from the curse that locked him in dragon form.

I'd love to see Jared trying to rescue himself while being complete annoyed when anyone else tries to rescue him and secretly cheers dragon!Jensen on while he "defends" his captured "princess".]
Link to the story: HERE
dragon
[identity profile] kinkajou.livejournal.com
title: Little pig, little pig, let me in!
pairing: J2
rating: depends on how dirty your mind is. Mine is, so if you catch everything that is implied, then it is at least R XD
summary: 3 little pigs J2 style, alternative ending
warnings: crack, just a quick sketch, lilpig!jensen + wolf Jared, it is somewhat porny if you squint hard enough it is porny because Jared is trying to rim Jensen. But he looks adorable while doing it.
notes: because [livejournal.com profile] alezig and [livejournal.com profile] debauchedsock played along with my idiotic ideas so now I have to show them.

see at my journal
[identity profile] disneymagics.livejournal.com
Title: Green Wings and Shiny Things (3/4)
Author: Disneymagics
Rating: NC17
Pairing: J2
Characters: Jared, Jensen, Christian, Misha, Alona, and Felicia
Genre: H/C, Crack, RPS
Disclaimer: None of these people belong to me; they all belong to themselves. None of this is true in any way, shape or form. I made it all up, obviously, Jensen is not a green-winged fairy.
Warnings: M/M, naked fairies, touch starvation
Word Count: 2,300 this part
Summary: Written in response to a prompt by angelzfurys at spnkink-meme.  Jensen loves his friends and his life in the meadow, but his curiosity about the humans who will soon be moving into the houses beyond the tree line on the other side of the meadow leads him to undertake an adventure.  Traveling alone is dangerous for a fairy.  Everything is bigger than they are and, although they have some protective magic, it often isn't enough.  Add in the very real risk of touch starvation and it's easy to see how this adventure could end in tragedy.
A/N: Thank you etoile_etiolee.  Your beautiful manip of fairy!Jensen gave me the last little push I needed to write this fic.  You are a great friend and a very brave person!

( Chapter 3 )

Start at the beginning ( Chapter 1 )
( Chapter 2 )
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