[personal profile] walking_tornado
Title: Divine Fruit Ltd.
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Pairing/Genre: Jared/Jensen, RPF AU, crack
Rating: R
Warnings: none

Summary: Jensen is a peach and Jared is a banana. (written for spn_masquerade)

Read at my LJ

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Jun. 14th, 2015 07:13 pm
[identity profile] anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com



So, I haven't been back to my delicious account since 2012 (no kidding) because they changed the layout and I REALLY hate big layout changes and blah blah blah. {Note to LJ: yes I have mostly been absent since you f*cked up the layout}

Anyhow, I knew I had some little jewels saved there and today
[livejournal.com profile] meus_venator convinced me that is was vital to the world of J2 fic that I work out what the hell my username and password were and riffle through it's contents. Oh, she wasn't wrong. It's a miracle I made it back out from all that yummy fic, so here is my first rec from it.

Title: Come On, Fur Fag,We've Got a World To Save
Author/Artist: unreckless
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Warnings, kinks & contents: None, just a few furry jokes, pussy jokes and Chad.
Wordcount: 8.4K
Summary: Honestly, Jared’s just trying to do this one simple thing. He’s pledging a frat and his Big Brother wants him to go get some old book from some dead doctor’s house up at the old TB ward off campus. Fine. No big. Jared’s down with that. Except then he meets the talking cat and things get completely out of hand.

Reccer's notes: Talking cat Jensen is always going to have me taking a look and this didn't disappoint. It is light hearted and funny, in keeping with it's [livejournal.com profile] j2_everafter roots. The story jogs along nicely and the banter between the Js is just superb.
[identity profile] ferrous-wheeler.livejournal.com




Title: I Dream of Jensen
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] queeberquabbler
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: J2
Rating: PG-13
Warnings, kinks & contents: None, really :)
Wordcount: 40k+
Summary: Jared ekes out a living as a lowly PA for the prop department of a successful show, but he wishes for the chance to become so much more. As fate would have it, his wish is about to be granted.

Reccer's notes: Such a good story by a wonderful author! A little mystery, a villain, a wrong that needs to be made right, and, of course, a heapin' helpin' of magic - what's not to like!
[identity profile] candygramme.livejournal.com
Title: "If Wishes Were Horses"

Author: [livejournal.com profile] candygramme

Pairing: J2

Rating: NC17

Fandom: J2 AU?

Wordcount: 6,000 on the nose

Beta: The incomparable [livejournal.com profile] spoonlessone

Author's notes: This is silly, and it's the first think I've written since July. It was done for [livejournal.com profile] spn_j2_xmas and squeaked in just in time. Phew!

If Wishes Were Horses
[identity profile] ilikecrystals.livejournal.com
Title: Lost in the Pieces of My Horseman
Author: ilikecrystals
Pairing: Jared and Jensen
Icon by LightTheSparks, I think
Summary: Fill for 'Kettle of Trouble Halloween Meme' prompt by meus-venator : Jensen hated making deliveries out to Old man Morgan's house....although technically he'd never met Old man Morgan... he'd always had to leave the pizza out on the front porch and collect his money from the envelope left there for him. No, it wasn't old man Morgan he was worried about, it was the creepy drive through the woods.

Especially on Halloween, especially when you lived in Sleepy Hollow and where rumours of the headless horseman still persisted.

***

A/N and Warnings: So this is by FAR the strangest darn story I've ever written. It's ridiculous and absurd but it's just meant for fun so let your imagination work with me here, okay? It's damn hard writing Headless Horseman sex! I also didn't fill the prompt exactly - it's Jared and Jensen AU instead of Jensen and Jeff but I kept to the rest of it pretty well. This is also late because Halloween is officially over but here it is and I hope you enjoy it.

This story contains SLASH so if you don't like, don't read. As usual, please point out any errors or crap writing so I can fix. I love constructive criticism and reviews so bring 'em!


The call had come in late, after dark, the order handed to him and there was nothing for it but to deliver the damn thing.
[identity profile] ar-richardson.livejournal.com
Part Six & The Epilogue of the "A Little Familiar" Series
Pairing
: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None really, unless you need a warning for snark.
Disclaimer: Obviously not real and not meant to imply reality. This is crack, ladies and gentleman.
Authors Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator's prompt for the Kettle of Trouble meme. This is probably not at all what she had in mind when she gave that prompt, but it's where my warped mind chose to go with it, so here it is... Beta done as always by [livejournal.com profile] bumblebat79
Summary:Ever wonder how sorcerer's wind up with their familiars? Well J1, a mild mannered IT professional is about to discover that J2, the hipster in marketing isn't all he appears and the word 'Master' will never mean the same thing to him again.

Start at the beginning: Part One


Part 6: A Little Less Talk
A Little Epilogue

And since it's not over yet on the Pacific Coast, Happy Halloween! 
[identity profile] ar-richardson.livejournal.com
Parts Four and Five of the "A Little Familiar" Series
Pairing
: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R (bordering on NC-17)
Warnings: None really, unless you need a warning for snark.
Disclaimer: Obviously not real and not meant to imply reality. This is crack, ladies and gentleman.
Authors Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator's prompt for the Kettle of Trouble meme. This is probably not at all what she had in mind when she gave that prompt, but it's where my warped mind chose to go with it, so here it is... Beta done as always by [livejournal.com profile] bumblebat79
Summary:Ever wonder how sorcerer's wind up with their familiars? Well J1, a mild mannered IT professional is about to discover that J2, the hipster in marketing isn't all he appears and the word 'Master' will never mean the same thing to him again. Here are parts four and five, in which Jared gets a little tied up...

Part Four: A Little Bondage
Part Five: A Little Bonding

And if you want to start at the beginning, here is Part One: A Little Familiar
[identity profile] ajap1991.livejournal.com

Summary: Jensen just thought that it was just going to be another lame CW Halloween party. Crappy music paired cheap orange colored food that Jared inhaled tons of before going into a sugar coma. What he didn't expect was for some powerful warlock with a serious axe to grind with the stations president to show up and turn everyone into their costumes.
Pairing: Jensen/Jared

Rating: Currently just T for swearing and violence in later parts, but the rating may change to NC-17 if I decide to up the J2 ante. :)
Word Count (so far): 2k+
Warnings: Swearing, violence, future graphic J2, characters death (Not J2) and lots of crack :).

A/N:This story is based off the prompt given by the user [livejournal.com profile] tipsy_kitty. The fic is set in our current time (well, a tiny bit ahead of it actually). Please forgive any spelling or structural errors that I might have made. I didn't bother with a beta and read over it a couple times myself, but somehow I always manage to miss a couple random things. It's also been a while since I've done a comment fic, but I just couldn't help myself, lol. In case you're curious, the title is partially taken from the R.L. Stine book The Haunted Mask. What can I say? I’m really a child at heart. Enjoy!

Start from Part 1

The Haunted Masquerade Part 2 )

[identity profile] ar-richardson.livejournal.com
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None really, unless you need a warning for snark.
Disclaimer: Obviously not real and not meant to imply reality. This is crack, ladies and gentleman.
Authors Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator's prompt for the Kettle of Trouble meme. This is probably not at all what she had in mind when she gave that prompt, but it's where my warped mind chose to go with it, so here it is...
Summary:Ever wonder how sorcerer's wind up with their familiars? Well J1, a mild mannered IT professional is about to discover that J2, the hipster in marketing isn't all he appears and the word 'Master' will never mean the same thing to him again. This is part two, where Jared learns that Jensen isn't really wearing a costume...


A Little Confusion


This way to Part One
[identity profile] ar-richardson.livejournal.com
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Warnings: None really, unless you need a warning for snark.
Disclaimer: Obviously not real and not meant to imply reality. This is crack, ladies and gentleman.
Authors Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator's prompt for the Kettle of Trouble meme. This is probably not at all what she had in mind when she gave that prompt, but it's where my warped mind chose to go with it, so here it is (the first part, anyway)...
Summary:Ever wonder how sorcerer's wind up with their familiars? Well J1, a mild mannered IT professional is about to discover that J2, the hipster in marketing isn't all he appears and the word 'Master' will never mean the same thing to him again.

This way to the fic...
[identity profile] ajap1991.livejournal.com

Summary: Jensen just thought that it was just going to be another lame CW Halloween party. Crappy music paired cheap orange colored food that Jared inhaled tons of before going into a sugar coma. What he didn't expect was for some powerful warlock with a serious axe to grind with the stations president to show up and turn everyone into their costumes.
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating:
Currently just T for swearing and violence in later parts, but the rating may change to NC-17 if I decide to up the J2 ante. :)
Word Count (so far): 2k+
Warnings: Swearing, violence, future graphic J2, characters death (Not J2) and lots of crack :).

A/N:This story is based off the prompt given by the user [livejournal.com profile] tipsy_kitty The fic is set in our current time (well, a tiny bit ahead of it actually). Please forgive any spelling or structural errors that I might have made. I didn't bother with a beta and read over it a couple times myself, but somehow I always manage to miss a couple random things. It's also been a while since I've done a comment fic, but I just couldn't help myself, lol. In case you're curious, the title is partially taken from the R.L. Stine book The Haunted Mask. What can I say? I’m really a child at heart. Enjoy!

The Haunted Masquerade Part 1 )
[identity profile] anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com
I haven't a lot of crack to offer to the crack archive, but there is this.



Title: Black Cat and Broomsticks
Author: [livejournal.com profile] anniespinkhouse
Characters/Pairings:
Jared/Jensen
Genre: au
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: kissing, mature language
Length: ~3.6K
Summary: It's Halloween and Jared has been talked into taking a horde of children trick or treating. The 'haunted house' they call at has an unexpected treat. Featuring vet!Jared, zombie!Jensen (or not), witches, Ronald Macdonald, a pumpkin and a cat.

Fic here
[identity profile] sa-kun.livejournal.com
Title: the art of incubating dragon eggs
Author: sa_kun
Characters/Parings: Jared/Jensen, Misha/Vicky, Felicia Day (minor appearances by Holland Roden, Adrienne Pallicki & Julie McNiven)
Rating: R
Length: 28k
Warnings: There are occasional bouts of violence, blood and death in this fic, but no major characters die. There are indirect and direct mentions of torture and the after-effects, the same with war, but I don't go into graphic details. Some nakedness may occur but again, no details.
Summary: Jared thinks there must be something about him that screams "looking for trouble!" But he's not looking for it. Honest. He can't help it if it seems like everyone wants to hold a knife to his throat these days, or get him involved in mysterious treasure hunts that may or may not have a secret, sinister motive. Or maybe it's the dragon eggs -- the ones he found abandoned in a dilapidated cabin in the woods the other day, all wrapped up in blankets and practically sitting in a fire pit. Yeah, it's probably that, to be fair. And Madthr help him if this Jensen guy, with the too-bright eyes and the occasional claws (not to even mention the dress), isn't just bringing more chaos into his life. It's just... Well... There's something about him, okay? But then again... just what is he, exactly?

A/N: It was suggested to me that I should share my entry for the [livejournal.com profile] spn_j2_bigbang challenge here. There are dragons it it. Also? Magic, trolls and other wondrous things.
[identity profile] tipsy-kitty.livejournal.com
Title: Promises to Keep
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: J2 with a side order of Misha/Gen
Word Count: 2,700
Warnings: None? First installment was dub-con.
Disclaimer: None of this happened.
Author's Note: Part 4 of Dryad. Written for [livejournal.com profile] smpc. Also fills the sex is interrupted square on my [livejournal.com profile] homebrewbingo card. Lovely art by the lovely [livejournal.com profile] dulcetine.
True story: I have like, 18 half finished stories on my hard drive and I finally decided a few days ago to polish up my fourth Dryad fic for this week's [livejournal.com profile] smpc.  And 24 hours before I was supposed to post, [livejournal.com profile] dulcetine posted her FANTASTIC art for this story :) Kismet? You decide.

Summary: Jared contemplates anniversary gifts, Misha adjusts to being human again, and Jared continues to have bad luck with dogs.

Promises to Keep

Dryad Masterpost
[identity profile] dephigravity.livejournal.com
Title: Jensen Pride and the Color Guard
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Other Characters: Aldis, Chad, Chris, Danneel, Genevieve, Katie, Mike, Misha, Tom
Rating: G
Medium: Photoshop CS6 and Paint Tool Sai
Artist Notes: Just a little 80's cartoon AU to coincide with Pride month.


click for art.
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