[identity profile] ilikecrystals.livejournal.com

Title: When The Cat's Away
Author: ilikecrystals
Pairing: Jared and Jensen
Rating: R/Mature WARNING: This story contains NON-CON, Anal Sex, Barbs and Rimming so if you don't like, don't read. Oh yeah, and way too much silly and schmoop and ridiculousness. Totally don't know anything about cloning and made up the whole process. Hope you like :)  Don't know whose incredible manip this is but please help me credit if you know who created.

"Just get your shit and get the hell out of here." Jensen stalks out of the room

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com
Title: The Laws of Refraction
Author name: [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca
Artist name: [livejournal.com profile] lightthesparks
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, past Jeff/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 21,360

Summary:Following the assassination of their rival fathers, Princes Jared and Jensen are forced into marriage to stop full-out intergalactic war. Yet, things don't go quite as planned when the space pirate ex-boyfriend of one of the bridegrooms decides to stage an impromptu "rescue" mission that sets off a series of events that have consequences far beyond a single wedding ceremony. After all, no one said space diplomacy was easy.


[identity profile] linvro21.livejournal.com

Title: In A Brand New West
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] moveablehistory (luckily the story was posted in [livejournal.com profile] thistogether, so it's still available)
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki. Minor OMCs + OFCs, with appearances by Sandy(?) and the The Amazing Mechanic!dogs Sadie and Harley.
Rating: PG, for the most part. Gets R-ish towards the end with a nice PWP finish.
Warnings, kinks & contents: General Narrative Strangeness, "experimental" "writing", a Scene (or several) of Much Discomfort, dubious science and some Fluffy Voyeuristic Porn.
Wordcount: 9100
Summary: Jensen Ackles flies transport all by his lonesome - until the goddamn government agency that was supposed to find him Someone Special ends up finding him Jared Padalecki. IN SPACE.

Reccer's notes: This story was clearly meant as a writing experiment. So, it's mostly bizarre, but also strangely good in a weird kind of way. Who doesn't want to read about Jared as a mail order 'bride' in space?

Preview: )
[identity profile] etoile-etiolee.livejournal.com
Written as a gift for [livejournal.com profile] candygramme for the spn_J2_xmas_xchange

Title: Once Upon a Time in Space
Gifter: [livejournal.com profile] etoile_etiolee
Pairing/Characters:J2, Ty Olson, Misha Collins.
Word Count:7000
Rating: NC-13 for language and sexual references
Warnings:Crack sci-fi fic!
Summary:Space Explorer Jensen stumble upon a priceless treasure on an unknown planet. Little does he know that the Black Hood, a feared Space Pirate, has a special interest in this treasure as well.
Disclaimer: This is soooo not true...
Special thanks: To my very dear friend, [livejournal.com profile] disneymagics, for the amazing beta work despite the fact that this story was full of obscure sci-fi references. You are the best! Never doubt it.

Once Upon a Time in Space
[identity profile] linvro21.livejournal.com
Title: Welcome To Night Vale: Halloween Broadcast
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Genre: Schmoopy sci-fi crack crossover
Words: 2224

Summary: If only Jensen could see through the thick, toxic fog on this All Hallowes' Eve, he might catch a glimpse of the beautiful and flawless scientist Jared.

Note: Written for this prompt by [livejournal.com profile] tipsy_kitty at the Kettle Of Trouble Halloween meme on [livejournal.com profile] j2_crack. She thankfully also provided me with some cracky ideas and high level fangirling, and a brand-new Night Vale addiction.

Read on LJ or AO3.


Jul. 23rd, 2013 04:51 pm
[identity profile] citrusjava.livejournal.com

So, I came across this cracky silliness, And it looks like something people here could enjoy. Made me smile. I can't really rec it cause I don't know what to say, but baby Jensen chicks and Fay Wray Misha to Jared's King Kong... crack... bunnies... yay?
Check it out, if you have ten seconds.

[identity profile] linvro21.livejournal.com
Title: Jensen Ackles Explains About Sex In Space
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Jared/Jensen
Words: ~ 1300
Summary: Jensen and Jared tape an educational video about the perils of sex in space.
Warnings: bottom!Jensen, light BDSM (totally functional), scientific talk

[identity profile] linvro21.livejournal.com
Written for !space commentfic meme: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before
prompt "J1 has an informative vid series from space ala Chris Hadfield. J2 decides to "spice it up" by crashing one of his tapings. Hilarity in anti-gravity ensues." by [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca.

Title: Jensen Ackles Takes Care Of Space Station Spills
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Jared/Jensen
Words: ~ 450


Read here...
[identity profile] linvro21.livejournal.com
Written for !space commentfic meme: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before
prompt "Jared decides to wear a red shirt on the planet survey. Jensen freaks. "

Title: Perilous Attire
Rating: G
Characters: Jared/Jensen
Words: ~ 150
[identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
So, recently I dabbled a bit in two wonderful commentfic memes, the space commentfic meme from [livejournal.com profile] deirdre and the Summer Schmoop Meme over on [livejournal.com profile] spn_rps, and since they both turned out rather cracky, I thought this is the place to post them ;)

Title: But Jen, it's so fluffy!
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R (for language)
Words: ~1,270

Warnings/Kinks: space and schmoop. Dialogue fic
Summary: space-explorer!Jared likes the furry things they discover, but his boyfriend, space-explorer!Jensen is not amused
Disclaimer: not mine, never happened
Notes: written for [livejournal.com profile] cherie_morte's prompt on [livejournal.com profile] deirdre_c's Space comment fic meme.

Title: Remember That One Time We Were Locked In A Trunk?
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2900

Summary: Jared and Jensen in a trunk, l-o-c-k-e-d i-n.
Warnings/Kinks: none, except kinda schmoopy dirty talk. Dialogue fic. Crack and schmoop. Unbetad.
Disclaimer: definitely not mine. Nope, I had nothing to do with this...
Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] linvro21's prompt "J2 locked in a trunk" over at the Summer Schmoop Meme on [livejournal.com profile] spn_rps

You should all go and space and schmoop as well, it's great fun!
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