[identity profile] ephermeralk.livejournal.com
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG??
Word Count: ~1k
Warnings/enticements?: J2 as raccoons.

Summary:
Of all the stupid things Jared's done, getting him and his husband turned into raccoons for the night probably tops the list.

Fic here | SFW Jaredcoon ART by [livejournal.com profile] kinkajou Here
[personal profile] walking_tornado
Title: Holding his own
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Genre: J2 AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: cursed objects (and associated non-con), restraints, blowjob, animated inanimate objects (and unanimated animate objects). Minimal plot.
Length: ~6.7k

Summary: An unexpected visit results in a curse on Jensen's sex toys. (A sequel to The Garden Gnome)

Link to fic on LJ
Link to fic on AO3
[identity profile] ajap1991.livejournal.com

Summary: Jensen just thought that it was just going to be another lame CW Halloween party. Crappy music paired cheap orange colored food that Jared inhaled tons of before going into a sugar coma. What he didn't expect was for some powerful warlock with a serious axe to grind with the stations president to show up and turn everyone into their costumes.
Pairing: Jensen/Jared

Rating: Currently just T for swearing and violence in later parts, but the rating may change to NC-17 if I decide to up the J2 ante. :)
Word Count (so far): 2k+
Warnings: Swearing, violence, future graphic J2, characters death (Not J2) and lots of crack :).

A/N:This story is based off the prompt given by the user [livejournal.com profile] tipsy_kitty. The fic is set in our current time (well, a tiny bit ahead of it actually). Please forgive any spelling or structural errors that I might have made. I didn't bother with a beta and read over it a couple times myself, but somehow I always manage to miss a couple random things. It's also been a while since I've done a comment fic, but I just couldn't help myself, lol. In case you're curious, the title is partially taken from the R.L. Stine book The Haunted Mask. What can I say? I’m really a child at heart. Enjoy!

Start from Part 1

The Haunted Masquerade Part 2 )

[identity profile] ajap1991.livejournal.com

Summary: Jensen just thought that it was just going to be another lame CW Halloween party. Crappy music paired cheap orange colored food that Jared inhaled tons of before going into a sugar coma. What he didn't expect was for some powerful warlock with a serious axe to grind with the stations president to show up and turn everyone into their costumes.
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating:
Currently just T for swearing and violence in later parts, but the rating may change to NC-17 if I decide to up the J2 ante. :)
Word Count (so far): 2k+
Warnings: Swearing, violence, future graphic J2, characters death (Not J2) and lots of crack :).

A/N:This story is based off the prompt given by the user [livejournal.com profile] tipsy_kitty The fic is set in our current time (well, a tiny bit ahead of it actually). Please forgive any spelling or structural errors that I might have made. I didn't bother with a beta and read over it a couple times myself, but somehow I always manage to miss a couple random things. It's also been a while since I've done a comment fic, but I just couldn't help myself, lol. In case you're curious, the title is partially taken from the R.L. Stine book The Haunted Mask. What can I say? I’m really a child at heart. Enjoy!

The Haunted Masquerade Part 1 )

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Jul. 23rd, 2013 04:51 pm
[identity profile] citrusjava.livejournal.com


So, I came across this cracky silliness, And it looks like something people here could enjoy. Made me smile. I can't really rec it cause I don't know what to say, but baby Jensen chicks and Fay Wray Misha to Jared's King Kong... crack... bunnies... yay?
Check it out, if you have ten seconds.

[identity profile] zubeneschamali.livejournal.com
Title: Tex Padalecki and the Vase of Nubia
Author: zubeneschamali
Rating: PG
Word count: 1,806
Summary: Timestamp to "Tex Padalecki and the Statuette of Doom." Jensen has come into contact with another artifact that has an unusual effect on him. Instead of binding him to his greatest rival, though, it has a slightly more…feline effect.

A/N: I'm sorry that I wasn't able to put something together in time for the opening week of this comm, but this little piece for [livejournal.com profile] dugindeep's birthday seems to fit just fine.

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[identity profile] anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com
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Title: Raining Cats and Gods (Part 2 of 2)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] anniespinkhouse
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen, Danneel, Chad Michael Murray
Genre: au
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: explicit sexual content, cross-species sex, cussing, Chad, flawed mythology and biology,
Length: ~10.3K over 2 parts
Beta: Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] sylsdarkplace and [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator for making this better. All mistakes remain my own
Summary:The one where Jared is a rain god, Jensen is a virgin, and everything is Chad's fault. Written for [livejournal.com profile] j2_crack in its inaugural week.
[identity profile] anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com
Title: Raining Cats and Gods (Part 1 of 2)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] anniespinkhouse
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen, Danneel, Chad Michael Murray
Genre: au
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: explicit sexual content, cross-species sex, cussing, Chad, flawed mythology and biology,
Length: ~10.3K over 2 parts
Beta: Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] sylsdarkplace and [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator for making this better. All mistakes remain my own
Summary:The one where Jared is a rain god, Jensen is a virgin, and everything is Chad's fault. Written for [livejournal.com profile] j2_crack in its inaugural week.
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