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Title: Dignity of Dragons
Author: [livejournal.com profile] etrix
Art:
Here by [livejournal.com profile] sophiap
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: Gen
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 51k
Summary: [livejournal.com profile] spn_j2_bigbang entry for 2012
Technically, Harley found the lizard (which was actually a dragon!) and Jared took it home because it was hurt (even though his mama had said no more pets). It was okay though, because Jared didn't intend to keep it. In fact, it had to have escaped from one of the government zoos (and having it in the house was probably dangerous), so Jared planned on returning it (but the dragon had plans of his own).

Reccer's notes: I'd admired the artwork when this work was first posted in 2012, but never got around to reading the actual story. In revisiting the art to see cagey, coffee adicted dragon!Jensen reaching out for a mug of his favorite brew I knew I had to make the time to read. Totally adorarable story, made me cry in parts because of the sad conditions of the captured dragons, but the surprise ending fills your heart with joy and easily sweeps the tears away. A lovely story, perfectly illustrated.
[identity profile] brokenhighways.livejournal.com
Title: Dive Hard (With A FINgeance)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] brokenhighways
word count: 12K+
rating: R
pairing/characters: j2, chad michael murray, misha collins, katie cassidy, paris hilton, jeffrey dean morgan
warnings: violence, character death (sort of), death of sharks, batshit insanery, inaccurate depiction of sharks, geographical errors, scientific errors, SyFy-esque plot, crazy people, talking animals, language and out dated zingers about Paris Hilton

Summary: [Based on Sharknado] Jared Padalecki is a shark whisperer. Well, that’s what they call him. Technically, you could say that his ability to communicate with sharks does in fact make him a shark whisperer. To Jared, it's a part of him, a gift that he was born with. He doesn't care that he's mocked in the media for being crazy (and having questionable hair). What he cares about is keeping peace between sharks and human beings. It’s too bad that the sharks have other ideas.
Featuring Jensen as a water shifter and Misha as a villainous shark.
[identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
Title: Night at the Zoo
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R (for language? Rating might change later)
Words: ~ 5,800 (this part)

Summary: Jared is a lonely tiger at the zoo who just wants a friend to cuddle with. His quest seems hopeless until he meets panda Jensen
Warnings/Kinks: tiger!Jared and panda!Jensen, crack (obviously), incorrect portrayal of animal life at the zoo and complete and utter schmoop
Disclaimer: The boys don’t belong to me. Do I really need to tell you that this never happened?
Notes: For inspiration, I looked at the panda cam at the San Diego Zoo and several of their videos. You should all go over there and flail over babypanda cuteness.
Thanks to my awesome beta linvro21 for making it pretty.

Part One (Part Two should follow in a couple of days)

Animal Magic

Feb. 19th, 2014 10:47 pm
[identity profile] annie46.livejournal.com
Title: Animal Magic
Author: Annie46
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Jensen/Jared
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 11,811 (split into 2 parts because of LJ's word limit)
Disclaimer: Not mine!
Summary: When he was five Jared wanted to 'Talk to the Animals' just like Doctor Doolittle. Somehow his wish was granted, but Jared soon found out that talking to the animals was no fairy tale. Alone at thirty and no sign of love on the horizon, Jared meets Jensen (a vet who is very meticulous) when he takes a stray dog to Jensen’s surgery. Can these two very different people find love and what will finally make Jared confess his deepest, darkest secret?

A/N: Written for [livejournal.com profile] heartblowswild who was generous enough to buy me for Fandomaid.
I really hope you like this, and that it floats your boat!! I did try and use your prompt but being me a little angst crept in among the crack elements!

Thanks also to Debz for her sterling beta work – without her there would be no Annie46!

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[identity profile] dugindeep.livejournal.com
Title: Do You Like Piña Coladas?
Rating: R
Current fic word count: 10,700
Warnings: mentions of gross living conditions and meals (i.e. eating animals and other ogre-related details), slight violence related to dragons
Summary for artist: Life as an ogre ain't grand, but Jensen has carved out his own little corner of the forest. When he's served with an eviction notice, he sets off to fight it, but doesn't expect to encounter a rather annoying donkey who becomes quickly attached to him. And definitely not to become a wee bit attached in return. AKA: a semi-cracky reimagining of Shrek and Donkey
Notes: Written for 2013-14 [livejournal.com profile] dragonbigbang.
[identity profile] anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com
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Title: The Attic Room
Author: [livejournal.com profile] anniespinkhouse

Character/Pairings: Jensen/Jared
Genre: au
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: some swear words, sexual concepts and behavior, M.egg-preg, unplanned parenthood, sickening quantity of Christmas sparkle and schmoop, oh and Chad Michael-Murray. Unbetaed
Length: ~14.3K (complete)
Summary:
Jensen was concentrating on his nursing career, which is probably why he found himself almost homeless just before Christmas. Luckily (?) he found a room in Chad and Misha's house. It wasn't the attic room that was advertised, and in fact, he began to think there was something altogether mysterious about the attic room, and evasive about his housemates. Nothing could have prepared him for what he actually discovered there; a dragon, an egg, and maybe love.
[identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
Title: The Red Files - Case #243 or How Beets Almost Ended the World
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ashtraythief
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] kjanddean
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, with a side of Kim/Felicia
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~ 11,000

Summary: It’s Agent Rhodes’s first week with an agency that doesn’t exist, surveilling a creature that doesn’t exist, with new computer technology that doesn’t exist. But her new co-worker is a smoking hot IT geek, so she doesn’t mind watching unassuming college student Jensen Ackles all day, waiting for his mysterious and, as of yet, unidentified boyfriend to show up

Warnings/Kinks: Outsider POV, bottom!Jensen, creatures, knotting, voyeurism, slight crack with a hint of angst and a good dose of schmoop, and relationship drama involving beets

Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] linvro21’s prompt on [livejournal.com profile] j2_prompts, because today is her birthday and the awesomeness of her existence needs to be celebrated.

Huge thanks to [livejournal.com profile] keep_waking_up for the stellar beta work, and to the general population of the kitteh gang for plotting help :)



Fic can be found here.

[livejournal.com profile] kjanddean’s amazing art is here. It is NSFW, obviously, and also a tad spoilery in nature.
[identity profile] disneymagics.livejournal.com
Title: Green Wings and Shiny Things (4/5)
Author: Disneymagics
Rating: NC17
Pairing: J2
Characters: Jared, Jensen, Christian, Misha, Alona, and Felicia
Genre: H/C, Crack, RPS
Disclaimer: None of these people belong to me; they all belong to themselves. None of this is true in any way, shape or form. I made it all up, obviously, Jensen is not a green-winged fairy.
Warnings: M/M, naked fairies, touch starvation
Word Count: 3,500 this part
Summary: Written in response to a prompt by angelzfurys at spnkink-meme.  Jensen loves his friends and his life in the meadow, but his curiosity about the humans who will soon be moving into the houses beyond the tree line on the other side of the meadow leads him to undertake an adventure.  Traveling alone is dangerous for a fairy.  Everything is bigger than they are and, although they have some protective magic, it often isn't enough.  Add in the very real risk of touch starvation and it's easy to see how this adventure could end in tragedy.
A/N: Thank you etoile_etiolee.  Your beautiful manip of fairy!Jensen gave me the last little push I needed to write this fic.  You are a great friend and a very brave person!

( Chapter 4 )



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[identity profile] candygramme.livejournal.com



Title: Rejecting Reality in Favour of Substitution
Author: [livejournal.com profile] brokenhighways
Status of work: Complete
Pairings: Jensen/Jared, Jensen/Danneel, Jensen/Tania
Rating: PG13
Length: 10K
Warnings: I always like to warn for Chad. Mature language.
Summary: Jensen's all washed up, and trying to get back into the public eye. Unfortunately Chad's idea is the feature him in a "Real Housewives" style reality show.
Reccer's notes: I laughed out loud at the antics in this.
[identity profile] bertee.livejournal.com
Title: Sunset on the Highway [Complete]
Pairing: Jared/Jensen (AU)
Rating: R
Word Count: ~13,500
Warnings: Violence, gore, zombies
Summary: Superhero!Jared and firefighter!Jensen take a roadtrip during the zombie apocalypse.

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