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Jun. 14th, 2015 07:13 pm
[identity profile] anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com



So, I haven't been back to my delicious account since 2012 (no kidding) because they changed the layout and I REALLY hate big layout changes and blah blah blah. {Note to LJ: yes I have mostly been absent since you f*cked up the layout}

Anyhow, I knew I had some little jewels saved there and today
[livejournal.com profile] meus_venator convinced me that is was vital to the world of J2 fic that I work out what the hell my username and password were and riffle through it's contents. Oh, she wasn't wrong. It's a miracle I made it back out from all that yummy fic, so here is my first rec from it.

Title: Come On, Fur Fag,We've Got a World To Save
Author/Artist: unreckless
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Warnings, kinks & contents: None, just a few furry jokes, pussy jokes and Chad.
Wordcount: 8.4K
Summary: Honestly, Jared’s just trying to do this one simple thing. He’s pledging a frat and his Big Brother wants him to go get some old book from some dead doctor’s house up at the old TB ward off campus. Fine. No big. Jared’s down with that. Except then he meets the talking cat and things get completely out of hand.

Reccer's notes: Talking cat Jensen is always going to have me taking a look and this didn't disappoint. It is light hearted and funny, in keeping with it's [livejournal.com profile] j2_everafter roots. The story jogs along nicely and the banter between the Js is just superb.
[personal profile] walking_tornado
Title: Holding his own
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Genre: J2 AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: cursed objects (and associated non-con), restraints, blowjob, animated inanimate objects (and unanimated animate objects). Minimal plot.
Length: ~6.7k

Summary: An unexpected visit results in a curse on Jensen's sex toys. (A sequel to The Garden Gnome)

Link to fic on LJ
Link to fic on AO3
[personal profile] meus_venator

everything1s_zpsde26e244

Title: Watch Me
Author: [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] fufaraw
Paring: surveillance camera!Jared/ surveillance camera!Jensen
Genre: RPF AU, crack!fic
Rating: PG
Length: 5,500

Warnings: Inanimate object J's
Summary: Jensen was a top of the line video surveillance camera, until he wasn’t.

Author’s Note: This was prompted by a video cam gif by everything1s that was posted by [livejournal.com profile] big_heart_june and I immediately thought of J2 surveillance camera fic...
* shakes head * I’m so far gone I see them in everything, at least I’m not alone.
So it seems only right to gift this fic to [livejournal.com profile] big_heart_june, not only for inspiring it to begin with, but because she is the enabler of all things J2 and fuels us daily with awesome images and snippets about the boys.
Thank you for sharing the bounty hon!

gif by everything1s

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Jensen had always taken his career in security seriously, for him it wasn’t just a job it was a calling. Maybe because his dad had been part of Nasa’s JPL Sentry System program from the early sixties patrolling and protecting earth, but for whatever reason, a career in security was hardwired into him. It ran in other parts of the family too, with his mom and grandmother also coming from a strong if slightly lower profile surveillance background.

[identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
Title: In the Land Before Time: If We Hold On Together
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, side Chad/Sophia
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~5,700

Summary: Jared and Jensen have settled into life in their new territory. With settling down new problems arise, but an unforeseen event brings them closer together than ever. Or: How they expanded the herd again.
Warnings/Kinks: crack and schmoop in abundance, dino-sex, switching, general inappropriateness when it comes to the dealing with childhood memories and minor dino death
Disclaimer: No dinosaurs were harmed in the writing of this fic
Notes: Written in honor of [livejournal.com profile] cassiopeia7’s birthday. I saw it was coming up and it reminded me of this idea I had, which I then had to write even though I’m supposed to be doing other things. Oh well, hope you enjoy!
Title taken from the Land Before Time soundtrack. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] linvro21 for the speedy beta!

Part three in the Dinosaur Chronoicles, following In The Land Before Time and In The Land Before Time: The Wisdom Of Friends.
[identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
Title: Stirring up a Storm
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: 5,500

Summary: Jared is the God of Sports and occasionally he gets a little too caught up in his job. His boyfriend Jensen, the God of Weather, is not amused. So when Jensen withholds cold weather during the winter Olympics, Jared must come through for his followers and convince Jensen to give them real winter weather.

Warnings/Kinks: bottom!Jensen, the boys being gods (i.e. stubborn, entitled, self-absorbed assholes), PWP

Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] deirdre_c's prompt on her Winter Olympics Porn Sam/Dean & J2 Comment-fic Meme and used for this month's [livejournal.com profile] smpc. I have taken various liberties with sports and their schedules. But it’s for the sake of the porn, so I guess it’s alright?

Golden thanks to [livejournal.com profile] linvro21 for the speedy beta, all mistakes you find stubbornly remained there because they like me so much.

[identity profile] brokenhighways.livejournal.com
Title: Bowls Have Souls
Author: [livejournal.com profile] brokenhighways
Pairing: J2 (pre-slash, AU)
Rating: PG
Words: 5500
Warnings: Minor character death. Lack of knowledge of spells. Crack. Fluff. Schmoop. A talking bowl. A mug shatters into pieces and dies. It's a very sad moment.

Summary: Jared might be a small hollowed out object made out of not-quite-China, but let's be real here; he's no ordinary bowl. Or the one where Jensen owns a talking bowl.

Notes: I wrote this ages ago but never thought to post it here, so here it is :P
[identity profile] linvro21.livejournal.com




Title: In A Brand New West
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] moveablehistory (luckily the story was posted in [livejournal.com profile] thistogether, so it's still available)
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: Jensen Ackles/Jared Padalecki. Minor OMCs + OFCs, with appearances by Sandy(?) and the The Amazing Mechanic!dogs Sadie and Harley.
Rating: PG, for the most part. Gets R-ish towards the end with a nice PWP finish.
Warnings, kinks & contents: General Narrative Strangeness, "experimental" "writing", a Scene (or several) of Much Discomfort, dubious science and some Fluffy Voyeuristic Porn.
Wordcount: 9100
Summary: Jensen Ackles flies transport all by his lonesome - until the goddamn government agency that was supposed to find him Someone Special ends up finding him Jared Padalecki. IN SPACE.

Reccer's notes: This story was clearly meant as a writing experiment. So, it's mostly bizarre, but also strangely good in a weird kind of way. Who doesn't want to read about Jared as a mail order 'bride' in space?

Preview: )
[identity profile] keep-waking-up.livejournal.com
Title:  The Unconventional Courtship of Jared the Human and Jensen the Shifter
Pairing:  Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 7011
Warnings: werecat!Jensen, slight violence, talk about masturbation and porn, mentions of cults, confused!baffled!kitteh!Jensen who doesn’t know how to be human, drunkenness
Summary:  Jensen has lived in the Village his whole life.  One day, a big, strange man (that smells very good) comes and takes him away, only to tell him he’s not actually a cat—he’s a Shifter.
[identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
Title: Building Sandcastles
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~ 7,000

Summary: To Jared, Jensen has always been the most beautiful dragon to fly over the earth. But Jared never thought he had a shot, he was way too uncoordinated and un-dragony. But when the call went out for Jensen's mating competition, Jared decided to compete anyway. After all, if there was just a theoretical chance, Jared had to try. Unbeknownst to him, Jensen had his own plans.

Warnings/Kinks: dragons, dragon porn (sentient bestiality if you will), bottom!Jensen and a healthy dose of schmoop

Disclaimer: The boys are not mine, and I’m not sure in which universe this would ever happen

Notes: Merry Christmas everyone! Written for the kittehs, who prompted me with clumsy wooing dragon Jared. Betad by [livejournal.com profile] linvro21. All remaining mistakes are because she missed them. (Her words, not mine :D)

[identity profile] candygramme.livejournal.com
Title: "If Wishes Were Horses"

Author: [livejournal.com profile] candygramme

Pairing: J2

Rating: NC17

Fandom: J2 AU?

Wordcount: 6,000 on the nose

Beta: The incomparable [livejournal.com profile] spoonlessone

Author's notes: This is silly, and it's the first think I've written since July. It was done for [livejournal.com profile] spn_j2_xmas and squeaked in just in time. Phew!

If Wishes Were Horses
[identity profile] etoile-etiolee.livejournal.com
candygram
Written as a gift for [livejournal.com profile] candygramme for the spn_J2_xmas_xchange

Title: Once Upon a Time in Space
Gifter: [livejournal.com profile] etoile_etiolee
Pairing/Characters:J2, Ty Olson, Misha Collins.
Word Count:7000
Rating: NC-13 for language and sexual references
Warnings:Crack sci-fi fic!
Summary:Space Explorer Jensen stumble upon a priceless treasure on an unknown planet. Little does he know that the Black Hood, a feared Space Pirate, has a special interest in this treasure as well.
Disclaimer: This is soooo not true...
Special thanks: To my very dear friend, [livejournal.com profile] disneymagics, for the amazing beta work despite the fact that this story was full of obscure sci-fi references. You are the best! Never doubt it.

Once Upon a Time in Space
[identity profile] ilikecrystals.livejournal.com
Title: Lost in the Pieces of My Horseman
Author: ilikecrystals
Pairing: Jared and Jensen
Icon by LightTheSparks, I think
Summary: Fill for 'Kettle of Trouble Halloween Meme' prompt by meus-venator : Jensen hated making deliveries out to Old man Morgan's house....although technically he'd never met Old man Morgan... he'd always had to leave the pizza out on the front porch and collect his money from the envelope left there for him. No, it wasn't old man Morgan he was worried about, it was the creepy drive through the woods.

Especially on Halloween, especially when you lived in Sleepy Hollow and where rumours of the headless horseman still persisted.

***

A/N and Warnings: So this is by FAR the strangest darn story I've ever written. It's ridiculous and absurd but it's just meant for fun so let your imagination work with me here, okay? It's damn hard writing Headless Horseman sex! I also didn't fill the prompt exactly - it's Jared and Jensen AU instead of Jensen and Jeff but I kept to the rest of it pretty well. This is also late because Halloween is officially over but here it is and I hope you enjoy it.

This story contains SLASH so if you don't like, don't read. As usual, please point out any errors or crap writing so I can fix. I love constructive criticism and reviews so bring 'em!


The call had come in late, after dark, the order handed to him and there was nothing for it but to deliver the damn thing.
[identity profile] sanshal.livejournal.com
Title: Yardbird for a Dragon
Author: Sanshal
Characters/Pairings: J2
Genre: Fairytale (with a twist?)

Warnings:None :-)
Length: 5,451 words
Summary:
Prince Jared found his Prince-Consort under rather strange circumstances.
 Written for this prompt:
[For years there were tales of how Prince Jared's father saved his queen from a dragon. Now everyone believes its Jared's turn to save his own queen, like father like son or destiny or whatever. No one expected Jared to get TAKEN from the kingdom BY the dragon. Especially not the particularly nasty one currently threatening the kingdom for a few weeks/months/years.

So Jared deals with the shame of being a captured 'princess' while princes (or princesses, I'm not picky) and knights galore try to save him. Meanwhile, Jared starts getting to know his dragon captor and they strike up a friendship, maybe dragon!Jensen finds Jared's consistently failed attempts to rescue himself amusing and it starts to build a rapport between them and it turns out Jared is his mate.

Here's the twist to this fairy tale....instead of Jared having to save his princess from a dragon he has to find a way to save his (human) prince from the curse that locked him in dragon form.

I'd love to see Jared trying to rescue himself while being complete annoyed when anyone else tries to rescue him and secretly cheers dragon!Jensen on while he "defends" his captured "princess".]
Link to the story: HERE
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[identity profile] disneymagics.livejournal.com
Title: Green Wings and Shiny Things (3/4)
Author: Disneymagics
Rating: NC17
Pairing: J2
Characters: Jared, Jensen, Christian, Misha, Alona, and Felicia
Genre: H/C, Crack, RPS
Disclaimer: None of these people belong to me; they all belong to themselves. None of this is true in any way, shape or form. I made it all up, obviously, Jensen is not a green-winged fairy.
Warnings: M/M, naked fairies, touch starvation
Word Count: 2,300 this part
Summary: Written in response to a prompt by angelzfurys at spnkink-meme.  Jensen loves his friends and his life in the meadow, but his curiosity about the humans who will soon be moving into the houses beyond the tree line on the other side of the meadow leads him to undertake an adventure.  Traveling alone is dangerous for a fairy.  Everything is bigger than they are and, although they have some protective magic, it often isn't enough.  Add in the very real risk of touch starvation and it's easy to see how this adventure could end in tragedy.
A/N: Thank you etoile_etiolee.  Your beautiful manip of fairy!Jensen gave me the last little push I needed to write this fic.  You are a great friend and a very brave person!

( Chapter 3 )

Start at the beginning ( Chapter 1 )
( Chapter 2 )
[identity profile] disneymagics.livejournal.com
Title: Green Wings and Shiny Things (2/4)
Author: Disneymagics
Rating: NC17
Pairing: J2
Characters: Jared, Jensen, Christian, Misha, Alona, and Felicia
Genre: H/C, Crack, RPS
Disclaimer: None of these people belong to me; they all belong to themselves. None of this is true in any way, shape or form. I made it all up, obviously, Jensen is not a green-winged fairy.
Warnings: M/M, naked fairies, touch starvation
Word Count: 2,800 this part
Summary: Written in response to a prompt by angelzfurys at spnkink-meme.  Jensen loves his friends and his life in the meadow, but his curiosity about the humans who will soon be moving into the houses beyond the tree line on the other side of the meadow leads him to undertake an adventure.  Traveling alone is dangerous for a fairy.  Everything is bigger than they are and, although they have some protective magic, it often isn't enough.  Add in the very real risk of touch starvation and it's easy to see how this adventure could end in tragedy.
A/N: Thank you etoile_etiolee.  Your beautiful manip of fairy!Jensen gave me the last little push I needed to write this fic.  You are a great friend and a very brave person!

( Chapter 2 )

Start at the beginning ( Chapter 1 )
[identity profile] disneymagics.livejournal.com

Title: Green Wings and Shiny Things (1/4)
Author: Disneymagics
Rating: NC17
Pairing: J2
Characters: Jared, Jensen, Christian, Misha, Alona, and Felicia
Genre: H/C, Crack, RPS
Disclaimer: None of these people belong to me; they all belong to themselves. None of this is true in any way, shape or form. I made it all up, obviously, Jensen is not a green-winged fairy.
Warnings: M/M, naked fairies, touch starvation
Word Count: 1,600 this part
Summary: Written in response to a prompt by angelzfurys at spnkink-meme.  Jensen loves his friends and his life in the meadow, but his curiosity about the humans who will soon be moving into the houses beyond the tree line on the other side of the meadow leads him to undertake an adventure.  Traveling alone is dangerous for a fairy.  Everything is bigger than they are and, although they have some protective magic, it often isn't enough.  Add in the very real risk of touch starvation and it's easy to see how this adventure could end in tragedy.
A/N: Thank you etoile_etiolee.  Your beautiful manip of fairy!Jensen gave me the last little push I needed to write this fix.  You are a great friend and a very brave person!

( Chapter 1 )

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