[personal profile] walking_tornado
Title: The Giant Knitted Condom
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Genre: J2 AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1k
Warnings: none

Summary: Jared knits himself a sock with yarn!Jensen.

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[personal profile] walking_tornado
Title: Shishkabobbing the Tikka
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Genre: AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: food PWP
Length: ~700

Summary: Jensen is a chicken tikka. Jared is a shishkabob. They fuse.

[identity profile] reggie11.livejournal.com
Author: [livejournal.com profile] reggie11
Genre: I don't even know. Fungus ficlet? There's not even a tag that can cover this.
Rating: R
Word count: approx 690

Author's notes: Blame this entirely on [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator. I posted the pic earlier just because I thought it was funny and she demanded I give her mushroom porn! I have no idea if this is what she had in mind because, seriously, how do you write mushroom porn? But, this happened. *runs and hides*


Jared woke, feeling the morning sun kissing the top of his cap. He basked in the warmth for a moment and then opened his eyes. And right there. Right next to him in the garden bed was the most perfect piece of mushroom ass he had ever laid eyes on. Beautiful and shapely, with a hint of freckles dusting those perfect cheeks. He felt his his stipe growing in arousal and his gills quivering at the nearness of such perfection.  And then Mister perfect cheeks spoke.

"Hi, I'm Jensen, I'm new here."

"Um, Jared. I...I noticed," Jared answered. His voice shaking . "Uh, I mean, I haven't seen you around here before."

"Nice bed."

"What?" Jared choked out, releasing a small amount of spores as his body trembled.

"Garden bed. It's really nice." The slightly older mushroom smirked, making Jared blush. It wasn't his fault that he was not quite mature enough that he couldn't completely control his reactions. Some days it only took a strong breeze in the right direction to have him releasing spores all over the place, and Jensen was the hottest shroom he'd ever seen. He blushed even harder.

"Oh. Yeah. I guess."

"So, I think I'm going to like it here, Jared. I noticed you while you were sleeping. Such a nice strong stalk. So I thought I'd come over and introduce myself. You look, like you might be up for some fun, yeah?" Jensen's gaze roamed over him lasciviously, making Jared swell further and release even more spores. Damn his treacherous adolescent responses. "You know, you have the prettiest mushroom head I've seen in the longest time. You know how to use it?"

Jared looked up, braver now that Jensen obviously found him attractive too. "I know enough. What do you have in mind?" He felt a shiver of anticipation run through him.

Jensen leaned forward so that those perfect cheeks were tilted up at just the right angle. So close he could feel the tremors of desire rippling through the older shroom. "C'mon, stud. Show me what you can do with all that youthful exuberance."

"I'm not that much youger than you, you know." Jared pressed forward, just nudging against the cleft of Jensen's perfect ass with a kiss, setting them both aquiver.

"Yeah, come on. Do it." Jensen coaxed breathily.

Jared rubbed himself around Jensen's opening, not quite pushing in yet. Enjoying making his partner squirm.

"You like to tease, huh?I like it. Knew you'd be perfect."

As Jared pressed forward feeling Jensen surrounding him, he almost shot his entire spore-load right there and then. Luckily, Jensen seemed to know how close to losing control he was and saved him from embarrassment. "Don't move yet. You're not a small guy, just uh, give me a minute."

Jared was intensely glad for the reprieve but soon the urge to thrust was almost overwhelming and he started to shake.

"Okay big guy, move already. Show me what you've got." So Jared did.

Afterward, as they lay together in the garden bed, enjoying the afterglow and covered in their mixed spores, Jared had to ask. "Why me? You have the most perfect ass I've ever seen and you could have had your pick of any of the shrooms here. Why did you pick me?"

"What can I say, Jared," Jensen nudged at his cap, a silly smirk on his face. "You looked like a real fungi."

Jared groaned at the pun but couldn't help feeling ridiculously happy, yet a little apprehensive. "So, um, do you think you'll be staying around here for a while?"

Jensen snuggled closer and whispered, "There's no place I'd rather be."

Fin






[identity profile] anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com
Title: The Great Escape
Author:[livejournal.com profile] anniespinkhouse
Pairing:
douchebag!Jared/OC
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: crack, abuse (but bear with me)
Summary: Set in the au of the S9 mockumentary and won't make much sense unless you've seen that.
"Jared says he loves him..."
Length: Drabble (100 words)
Disclaimer: This is all fiction folks. The boys and their alter egos don't belong to me.

{LJ} {AO3}
[identity profile] herminekurotowa.livejournal.com

Title: The true Meaning of Bedspreads

Author: [livejournal.com profile] herminekurotowa

Fabulous beta: [livejournal.com profile] linvro21

Fandom: RPS, AU

Pairings: Jensen/Jared

Rating: NC-17

Disclaimer: I own everything. Except the boys. And the sun. Oh, there are the nice guys with my white jacket.

Word count: ca. 580

Warnings: schmoop, crack, too many calories

Summary: What happens when Jared gets hungry.

A/N: This is my Christmas present for [livejournal.com profile] somersault_j because she has been such a good girl. Merry Christmas!

As seen in this post, she loves some nice food porn. Unfortunately, I'm not good at writing porn, but I'm good at eating.



This way to calories galore.

[identity profile] dugindeep.livejournal.com
Title Player Number 2: Part Deux
Words: 560 words
Summary: A year later and Jensen's again working Halloween night. It's equally horrifying and satisfying.
Notes: Part of the Player Number 2 Verse, based on this Texts From Last Night post.
[identity profile] brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com
Title A State of Calm Prevailing
Author Brutti ma buoni
Rating PG13
Pairing Jensen/Jared
Prompt for the Kettle of Trouble at [livejournal.com profile] j2_crack, specifically for [livejournal.com profile] tipsy_kitty, who wanted a Night Vale fusion with DJ Jensen pining for newly-arrived scientist Jared

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[identity profile] anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com
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After completing two tough and dark challenges (big bang and evil!Sam) I thought a light cracky, drabble might clear my head before I return to writing some of my neglected projects. So, it's Sunday, sit down, have a coffee with cupcakes, and a 'lil bite of J2.


Title: Forbidden Snack
Author:[livejournal.com profile] anniespinkhouse
Pairing:
Jensen/Jared
Rating: G (All readers)
Warnings: Um, unwise snacking, schmoop
Summary: Non-AU (except J2 are a couple, still living together) Jensen bakes cakes. Jared ignores his instruction not to touch.
Length: Drabble (100 words)
Disclaimer: This is all fiction folks, the boys don't belong to me and they aren't getting in my van for candycakes any time soon.
[identity profile] linvro21.livejournal.com
Title: Squeak! (Commentfic for the Supervillain!Verse)
Word Count: ~85
Pairing/Character: two minions
Rating: PG
Genre: AU duh!
Summary: “Squeak squeak SQUEAK squeak'y.”
Note 1: Commentfic for [livejournal.com profile] ashtraythief who prompted me: "The POV of a minion!!!!"
Note 2: This drabble is part of the Supervillain!Verse.

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[identity profile] linvro21.livejournal.com
Title: A Good Surprise (Commentfic for the Supervillain!Verse)
Word Count: ~780
Pairing/Character: Evil!Jensen/ Assistant!Jared, minions.
Rating: NC-17
Genre: J2 AU
Summary: Jensen's newest contraption (and it's effects) are a good surprise for Jared.
Note 1: Commentfic for [livejournal.com profile] blackrabbit42 who prompted me: "You know the torture scene from The Princess Bride? Like that, only with your adorable supervillian and his adorkable assistant, and more fondling. For research purposes of course."
Sssssst, I might have stolen borrowed some lines from the original scene.
Note 2: This ficlet follows three earlier fics in the Supervillain!Verse.

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[identity profile] linvro21.livejournal.com
Written for !space commentfic meme: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before
prompt "J1 has an informative vid series from space ala Chris Hadfield. J2 decides to "spice it up" by crashing one of his tapings. Hilarity in anti-gravity ensues." by [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca.

Title: Jensen Ackles Takes Care Of Space Station Spills
Rating: NC-17
Characters: Jared/Jensen
Words: ~ 450

astronautsex

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[identity profile] linvro21.livejournal.com
Written for !space commentfic meme: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before
prompt "Jared decides to wear a red shirt on the planet survey. Jensen freaks. "

Title: Perilous Attire
Rating: G
Characters: Jared/Jensen
Words: ~ 150
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[identity profile] annie46.livejournal.com
Title The Truth is in HERE
Author: Annie46
Pairing(s)/Character(s): Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC17 (suggestions of sex)
Warnings: Are aliens a warning?? – very cracky
Summary: Jared and Jensen have the best ‘How we met’ story ever
A/n: Written for the Alien Abduction square on my hc_bingo card
Disclaimers: Not mine – just playing
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[identity profile] anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com
Title: Midnight Snacks
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] anniespinkhouse
Characters/Pairings:
Jared, Jensen
Genre: Domestic
Rating: PG-13 (raised from g, for the comments)
Warnings: Um, mild spoiler for a S8 character development, unsafe cooking practices
Length: drabble (100 words)
Summary: Non-AU, except J2 are still living together during filming. Filming season 8 had an odd effect on Jensen, but Jared didn't mind the result.

Just a little thing I wrote while I was waiting for my main j2_crack muse to come along.
[identity profile] heartblowswild.livejournal.com
I don't usually participate in stuff like this. I'm more of a coward lurker. But this looked like fun, so...here's at least to trying?

Title: A Pet Owner’s Guide to Jareds (and Jensens)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] heartblowswild
Pairing/Characters: J2 (sort of?)
Genre: humor
Rating: G
Warnings: none
Length: 650+
Summary: So, you’ve decided to get a Jared. Congratulations! Caring for a Jared requires time, money, patience, and life long commitment. Still, having a Jared can be a very rewarding and fulfilling experience. Here’s a helpful guide for first time owners.

A Pet Owner’s Guide to Jareds (and Jensens)
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