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Jun. 1st, 2017 05:21 pm
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[personal profile] walking_tornado
A/N: I'm not great at crossposting, so I have a bit of a backlog. The humour is these is closer to mild slapstick than to true crack, but I think they might belong here anyway. :)

Title: Would-be Thieves
Author: [personal profile] walking_tornado
Beta: [personal profile] firesign10
Genre: RPF non-AU
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: G
Wordcount: ~1k
Summary: A security guard stumbles upon a tipsy Jared and Jensen.
read on AO3
read on Dreamwidth


Title: The Naked Cowboy
Author: [personal profile] walking_tornado
Beta: [personal profile] firesign10
Genre: RPF AU
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: ~6k
Summary: Jared’s vacation takes a turn for the better when he snaps a photo of naked Jensen.
read on AO3
read on Dreamwidth


Title: Cake Jumping
Author: [personal profile] walking_tornado
Genre: RPF AU
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, (implied future Jared/Jensen/JDM)
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: ~800 words
Summary: Jared surprises Jensen on his birthday.
read on AO3
read on Dreamwidth
[identity profile] anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com







Artist: EliannMcRae

Status of work: completed
Rating: g
Warnings, kinks & contents: None
Length: 3.29 minutes
Summary: Clip of the J2 panel from VegasCon'15 - The hilarious make up on the pillow story as told by Jared and Jensen themselves, with added JDM.

Reccer's notes: Jared and Jensen don't need to write crack, they live it.  I'm guessing that most of us have seen this by now, but I feel that we need a permanent link, to easily find it when we need an instant smile. I chose this particular upload because it continues past the point that some other clips stop and we get the wonderful moment of Jensen's totally cracked voice at 3.16 where he's trying to hold it together - and Jared's response.
[identity profile] anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com
Title: Untitled
Artist: yukiy00yo
Characters/Pairings: Jensen, Jared
Genre: art, au, chibis
Rating: g
Warnings: none
Summary:
In keeping with the wonderful mockumentary vid rec today,
this chibi art of J2 in diva character crossed my Tumblr dash today and it is so current, so absolutely perfect and utterly cute that I had to rec it here. The other wonderful thing about it, is that when I got scrolling through yukiy00yo 's blog it was a veritable treasure trove of wonderful J2 and SPN crack art, as well as some gorgeous serious pieces. I recommend a scroll through their work. I am particularly in love with day 37 - squirrel and moose which I can picture totally as Jared and Jensen as well as the intended Sam and Dean.
[identity profile] cassiopeia7.livejournal.com
Title: This Ain't My First Rodeo
Pairing/Characters: Jared, Jensen, Danneel, and altered-state Genevieve.
Fandom RPF AU
Rating: G
Warnings: Crack.
Summary: Badass cowgirl Danneel convinces Jensen and Jared to sign up for the "Full Moon" holiday rodeo -- but neglects to mention one teeny detail.

 photo spn_j2_xmas_finalcolor_preview_zps2b104cf3.jpg
Click thumbnail for art.
[identity profile] dugindeep.livejournal.com
Title Player Number 2: Part Deux
Words: 560 words
Summary: A year later and Jensen's again working Halloween night. It's equally horrifying and satisfying.
Notes: Part of the Player Number 2 Verse, based on this Texts From Last Night post.
[identity profile] sanshal.livejournal.com
Title: Yardbird for a Dragon
Author: Sanshal
Characters/Pairings: J2
Genre: Fairytale (with a twist?)

Warnings:None :-)
Length: 5,451 words
Summary:
Prince Jared found his Prince-Consort under rather strange circumstances.
 Written for this prompt:
[For years there were tales of how Prince Jared's father saved his queen from a dragon. Now everyone believes its Jared's turn to save his own queen, like father like son or destiny or whatever. No one expected Jared to get TAKEN from the kingdom BY the dragon. Especially not the particularly nasty one currently threatening the kingdom for a few weeks/months/years.

So Jared deals with the shame of being a captured 'princess' while princes (or princesses, I'm not picky) and knights galore try to save him. Meanwhile, Jared starts getting to know his dragon captor and they strike up a friendship, maybe dragon!Jensen finds Jared's consistently failed attempts to rescue himself amusing and it starts to build a rapport between them and it turns out Jared is his mate.

Here's the twist to this fairy tale....instead of Jared having to save his princess from a dragon he has to find a way to save his (human) prince from the curse that locked him in dragon form.

I'd love to see Jared trying to rescue himself while being complete annoyed when anyone else tries to rescue him and secretly cheers dragon!Jensen on while he "defends" his captured "princess".]
Link to the story: HERE
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[identity profile] anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com

Title: Jensen/Jared - J2
Artist: ElektraSkater
Status of work: completed music vid on YouTube
Characters and/or pairings: Jensen and Jared, implied Jensen/Jared
Rating: G
Warnings, kinks & contents: none
Length: 4 minutes
Summary: What Sam and Dean see when they look up Jared and Jensen on the internet, and a lovely twist. (S1 to S5 footage)
Reccer's notes: ElektraSkater has some wonderful SPN vids. As far as I'm aware this is their only J2  but I wish they'd do some more. This vidder first came to my attention through her Dean Winchester 'Womanizer'  vid - and they're one of the few vidders that give great space to SPN women. You'll find Jo, Bela, Ruby and Carmen on her channel. If you're into that sort of vid - go check the rest out too.



Please remember to comment on youtube if you enjoy the vid. (or any other fanvid). The work that goes into a few minutes of vid like this is incredible, painstaking and frequently tear-inducing, and just like any other creation, acknowledgement is appreciated and can fuel the muse for more.
[identity profile] anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com
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So, I found a new toy - on-line puzzle makers (Yes,you can all groan).  I decided to try my hand at making a puzzle that incorporates a whole bunch of characters you may find lurking on [livejournal.com profile] j2_crack. The idea is shamelessly stolen from the new comm [livejournal.com profile] spn_colorme which is an interactive community for SPN fans - where you will find wonderful line art from fan artists, just ready for you to try your hand at coloring, as well as puzzles and other fun. If you haven't visited, take a moment to look.

I haven't found a way to let you fill this in online, but it's simple enough to copy or print.

Unscramble the words to find a variety of characters that might come to life in the world of [livejournal.com profile] j2_crack. (If you need inspiration, a lot of them feature in stories already posted here.) Write the answers, take the letters in the circles and arrange them into a word we should all know well.

As an added incentive, the first reply with all the correct answers, and final word, will get to pick from the list and I will write a crack drabble for you - using that character (no promises for time or quality - but you will get it. (Comments will be screened for obvious reasons )


Puzzle under cut... )
 Um, I'm really not sure what to tag this ...
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[identity profile] anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com
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After completing two tough and dark challenges (big bang and evil!Sam) I thought a light cracky, drabble might clear my head before I return to writing some of my neglected projects. So, it's Sunday, sit down, have a coffee with cupcakes, and a 'lil bite of J2.


Title: Forbidden Snack
Author:[livejournal.com profile] anniespinkhouse
Pairing:
Jensen/Jared
Rating: G (All readers)
Warnings: Um, unwise snacking, schmoop
Summary: Non-AU (except J2 are a couple, still living together) Jensen bakes cakes. Jared ignores his instruction not to touch.
Length: Drabble (100 words)
Disclaimer: This is all fiction folks, the boys don't belong to me and they aren't getting in my van for candycakes any time soon.
[identity profile] anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com


Title: J2 at NerdHQ2013
Artist: KeepMagicSecret (on Tumblr)
Status of work: completed art
Characters: Jared and Jensen
Rating: G
Warnings, kinks & contents: none
Summary: The title says it all.
Reccer's notes: Non au. Artist's interpretation of Jensen and Jared at the NerdHQ Panel SDCC 2013. This is timely, bright, and right on the nail. Sometimes these two lovable assholes don't need anything but themselves and a microphone to mimic the crack cliché of themselves. If you haven't seen the NerdHQ panel this is based on, then do yourself a favor and head over to watch it here - it actually starts at around 14 mins in - and Jensen explains why - and that is some crack all of its own.
This artist has an fanart blog on Tumblr which features other great SPN/Team Free Will art (but sshh, I didn't mention that here)

Click here for art.
[identity profile] anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com
Title: Hair
Artist: Ash4897
Status of work: completed music vid on YouTube
Characters and/or pairings: Jared with a little Jensen
Rating: G
Warnings, kinks & contents: none
Length: 2 minutes
Summary: Jared's hair. That's it.
Reccer's notes: Jared's hair. Need I say more?

If you enjoy this, please consider leaving some feedback for the vidder, over on Youtube.
[identity profile] dulcetine.livejournal.com
 photo 8ba84d1b-97a0-4523-acfa-09489c07d5e7_zpsf2bad611.jpg

i really enjoyed the nymph!jensen series by [livejournal.com profile] tipsy_kitty and was inspired to draw two g-rated scenes + one especially cracky bonus gif. hope you enjoy the farty arts!


click below to view the art! :D
(hello, lovely oak tree)


ps. D:< if you haven't read the series yet... fo shame!! go read it ALLLL here :D or better yet go and reread it!
[identity profile] anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com


Title: The Great Mouse Detective
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] petite_madame
Characters/Pairings: Jensen/Jared
Genre: au, chibis
Rating: g
Warnings: cuteness overload
Summary:
I love [livejournal.com profile] petite_madame 's art, and I'm more familiar with her non-chibi Jensen and Jared, but these chibis are wonderful, and fitting for the subject. These are in her own inimitable style, with beautiful detail and color. The art was originally  for [livejournal.com profile] j2_everafter and is a take on Disney's Great Mouse Detective, which itself was a mouse version of Sherlock Holmes. So it's the J2 chibi version of the cartoon mouse version of Sherlock Holmes and Watson... tough to get my head around on a Sunday afternoon. Her post also gives the bonus of the evolution of the concept, which I always love to see.


Click on thumbnail for the link:

MovieReel Rec

Jun. 25th, 2013 04:56 pm
[identity profile] anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com
Title: Jensen/Jared - Funhouse
Artist: Lozzeh13
Status of work: completed music vid on YouTube
Characters and/or pairings: Jensen, Jared
Rating: G
Warnings, kinks & contents: none
Length: 2 minutes
Summary: Just a fun montage of moments from early spn clips and gag reels, set to Pink's 'Funhouse'.
Reccer's notes: It's easy to miss this one J2 vid among Lozzeh13's other fandoms - which include Doctor Who and Being Human, which is how I came across it. There are lots of J2 grins, and classic lines and moments. It's set well to the music,and  guaranteed to make me smile on a bad day.



If you enjoy the vid, please consider leaving some love in the artist's YouTube comments.
[identity profile] weekendship.livejournal.com
housewinchester
Really wanted to contribute something to this great community lot sooner but here it is now, J2/Winchester cracky thing; SPN/GoT crossover AU, the house Winchester and their dire wolf Impala.
[identity profile] linvro21.livejournal.com
Written for !space commentfic meme: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before
prompt "Jared decides to wear a red shirt on the planet survey. Jensen freaks. "

Title: Perilous Attire
Rating: G
Characters: Jared/Jensen
Words: ~ 150
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[identity profile] anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com
Title: Midnight Snacks
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] anniespinkhouse
Characters/Pairings:
Jared, Jensen
Genre: Domestic
Rating: PG-13 (raised from g, for the comments)
Warnings: Um, mild spoiler for a S8 character development, unsafe cooking practices
Length: drabble (100 words)
Summary: Non-AU, except J2 are still living together during filming. Filming season 8 had an odd effect on Jensen, but Jared didn't mind the result.

Just a little thing I wrote while I was waiting for my main j2_crack muse to come along.
[identity profile] cassiopeia7.livejournal.com
Title: Indiana Jensen and the Jared of Doom
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] cassiopeia7
Pairing:
Jared/Jensen
Rating: G
Medium: Ink, marker, digital gradient background, and a whole lotta crazy.

[identity profile] etoile-etiolee.livejournal.com
So, I tried to write something funny, I really did, but apparently, I find it waayy much easier to write funny or crack SPN than J2. Still, I wanted to post something today and then I saw my kid playing a dress up flash game and... This happened.

Now, I've done some bad art in my time but this... Well, it's crack, so I suppose it still fits.

*runs to hide*

Media: Seriously? Flash Player carebear maker, some free images on the internet and Paint.net. That's it.

j2carebears
[identity profile] minchout.livejournal.com
Title: At Home in the Trees
Author: [livejournal.com profile] minchout
Pairing: J2
Rating: G
Warnings: dub con snuggles, and very unbeta’d
Word count: ~2,200
Disclaimer: I don’t know Jared and Jensen, and I’m not making any money from this.

Summary: Jared is just a sloth, happily living in his tree in the rainforest. But when a plane crashes not too far from his tree, Jared can’t help but investigate.

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