3 fics

Jun. 1st, 2017 05:21 pm
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A/N: I'm not great at crossposting, so I have a bit of a backlog. The humour is these is closer to mild slapstick than to true crack, but I think they might belong here anyway. :)

Title: Would-be Thieves
Author: [personal profile] walking_tornado
Beta: [personal profile] firesign10
Genre: RPF non-AU
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: G
Wordcount: ~1k
Summary: A security guard stumbles upon a tipsy Jared and Jensen.
read on AO3
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Title: The Naked Cowboy
Author: [personal profile] walking_tornado
Beta: [personal profile] firesign10
Genre: RPF AU
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: ~6k
Summary: Jared’s vacation takes a turn for the better when he snaps a photo of naked Jensen.
read on AO3
read on Dreamwidth


Title: Cake Jumping
Author: [personal profile] walking_tornado
Genre: RPF AU
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, (implied future Jared/Jensen/JDM)
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: ~800 words
Summary: Jared surprises Jensen on his birthday.
read on AO3
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[personal profile] walking_tornado
Title: The Giant Knitted Condom
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Genre: J2 AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1k
Warnings: none

Summary: Jared knits himself a sock with yarn!Jensen.

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Title: Better Than a Chocolate Bunny
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Wordcount: 1.3k
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: none

Summary: Jensen one-ups the Easter Bunny.

Read at my LJ
[personal profile] meus_venator



Title: Sheepehs, Clouds, Puffs, and Fluffs
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] keep_waking_up
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: JDM/JP
Rating: NC-17
Warnings, kinks & contents: werelion!Jared, fluff, outsider (sheep) POV, age difference
Wordcount: 3019
Summary: Even with a mate, Jeff still has to hunt.  That doesn’t mean Jared’s happy about it.

Reccer's notes: Alway a great writer [livejournal.com profile] keep_waking_up gifts us with a particularly lovely piece here. It starts with JDM, a bit at his wits end coping with his new and overly exuberant (as only Jared could be) werelion mate. [livejournal.com profile] keep_waking_up spins this tale with a particularly deft hand and the tone is pitch perfect in its portray of kindly, and a little overwrought JDM. The shift to the Morgan sheeps POV was wonderfuly unexpected and brilliantly handled. She manages to easily capture all the enthusiasm and innocent charm of Jared the werelion as he struggles with a new language and culture, all the while imparting his absolute adoration of his mate. A charming, delightful story, beautifully crafted. You should go read.

Note: This is the second story in the series but it was so much fun dropping in in the middle. The first fic that kicked off this story is here: The Fluff Hunter.
[personal profile] walking_tornado
Title: Shishkabobbing the Tikka
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Genre: AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: food PWP
Length: ~700

Summary: Jensen is a chicken tikka. Jared is a shishkabob. They fuse.

[identity profile] somer.livejournal.com
Title: How Dinosaurs Brought Them Orgasms
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] ashtraythief and [livejournal.com profile] somersault_j
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: CRACK, dildos, comment fic collaboration between ash and me
Length: 1.400 words


Summary: Jensen is a total nerd, wearing dino underwear. Jared really likes it.
[identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
Title: Late Nights at the Zoo
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2,000

Summary: Jared and Jensen really love each other. With Chad’s help, they take the next step.
Warnings/Kinks: tiger!Jared, panda!Jensen, schmoop, porn
Disclaimer: This did not happen. Ever. Seriously.
Notes: This month’s [livejournal.com profile] smpc. Timestamp to Night at the Zoo, in which Jared the tiger falls in love with Jensen the panda and despite zoo fences, they make it work. Written for my kittehs [livejournal.com profile] alycat, [livejournal.com profile] keep_waking_up, and [livejournal.com profile] kinkajou who demanded wished for tiger/panda porn for Christmas Valentine’s. To the absolute surprise to no one, I obliged. I still know nothing about zoo procedures. Many, many thanks for [livejournal.com profile] fiercelynormal for the beta!

This way to the porn!
[identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
Title: The S&M Adventures
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1,800

Summary: When Gerald Slicer watched the squirrel in his backyard, it should have made him suspicious. It didn’t. It was the last mistake he ever made.
Warnings/Kink: moose!jared, squirrel!Jensen, violence, minor character death, sex (yes, I am not kidding), partly outsider POV
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of this. In fact, I still don’t believe I’ve written this. I am definitely making no profit off of this.
Notes: So I’m trying to write a fic that should have been done ages ago. It just won’t flow. Then my roommate sneezed like a homicidal rodent and this happened. I don’t know, people. I think this might be the most insane thing I’ve ever written. And I’ve written dino porn. You have been warned.
Thank you, so much, to my steadfast beta linvro21 who puts up with all my weirdness without batting an eye. Or so she claims… All remaining mistakes are clingy bastards.
[personal profile] walking_tornado
Title: Holding his own
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Genre: J2 AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: cursed objects (and associated non-con), restraints, blowjob, animated inanimate objects (and unanimated animate objects). Minimal plot.
Length: ~6.7k

Summary: An unexpected visit results in a curse on Jensen's sex toys. (A sequel to The Garden Gnome)

Link to fic on LJ
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[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com
Title: Delicious
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2131 words
Warnings: Goldilocks!Jensen, Big Bad Wolf Jared, somnophilia (noncon), knotting, wolfy behavior, bastardization of fairy tale characters, crack

Summary: Jensen the Narcoleptic goes in search of the Big Bad Wolf to get his best friend's red cape back.
[identity profile] keep-waking-up.livejournal.com
Title: Bosoms (or the Lack Thereof)
Author: keep_waking_up
Beta: deceptivemirror
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3825
Warnings: uber crack, creature!Jensen, comeplay, wings
A/N: This is an extremely belated birthday present for the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] ashtraythief (and also doubles as my [livejournal.com profile] smpc).  Hopefully you enjoy the cracky goodness!
Summary: In which Jared’s king sends him out to a woo a maiden for him and the maiden turns out not to be a maiden.


[identity profile] ilikecrystals.livejournal.com

Title: No Place Like Home
Author: ilikecrystals
Pairing: Jared/Jensen/Chad
Rating: R/Mature
WARNING: This story contains Slash, Anal, Oral and Multiple Partners so if you don't like, don't read. Oh yeah and it's really sappy, too.

Summary: REALLY Late fill for Take II j2_crack Halloween Comment-Meme for somersault-j's prompt:

Chad can't believe his freaking luck. On his way home from some lame Halloween party, he finds free porn in the park. Just right there, the huge lion putting his big dick into that chick in the blue dress. Chad, still a little drunk, is sure they won't mind that the scarecrow is about to join them.

"I put a spell on youoooo and now you're miinnnneeee," A hoot owl screeches above him and flies away in disgust as Chad sings the song as loud as he can...

[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com
Title: My Zombie and Me
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2226 words
Warnings: cracky psuedo-zombie necro

Summary: IT tech Jared finds The Walking Dead fanfic on his work crush's computer and decides to do something about it.

Under the Sea

Oct. 14th, 2014 08:26 am
[identity profile] ephermeralk.livejournal.com
Title: Under the Sea
Rating: NC-17ish?
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Word Count: ~1k
Warnings: orca-porn, prehensile orca-penises, and suicidal halibut

Summary: Jared really wants to touch fins with that hot Orca he's seen swimming around.

A/n: I'm blaming my flist for this. Ladies. You know who you are. Read at your own risk.


Jared took a deep breath before he plunged deep into the cool water off the San Juan Islands.
[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com
Title: The Laws of Refraction
Author name: [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca
Artist name: [livejournal.com profile] lightthesparks
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, past Jeff/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 21,360

Summary:Following the assassination of their rival fathers, Princes Jared and Jensen are forced into marriage to stop full-out intergalactic war. Yet, things don't go quite as planned when the space pirate ex-boyfriend of one of the bridegrooms decides to stage an impromptu "rescue" mission that sets off a series of events that have consequences far beyond a single wedding ceremony. After all, no one said space diplomacy was easy.

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[identity profile] keep-waking-up.livejournal.com
Title: Purple Satin
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5,013
Warnings: crack, fluff, vampire!Jared, light blood!play, staking of a vampire (not Jared), some crude language
Summary: Written for [livejournal.com profile] kinkajou. Jensen was only down at the vamp club on a hunt.  Some weirdly cheerful vegetarian vamp flirting with him was definitely not in the plans.


[identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
Title: In the Land Before Time: If We Hold On Together
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, side Chad/Sophia
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~5,700

Summary: Jared and Jensen have settled into life in their new territory. With settling down new problems arise, but an unforeseen event brings them closer together than ever. Or: How they expanded the herd again.
Warnings/Kinks: crack and schmoop in abundance, dino-sex, switching, general inappropriateness when it comes to the dealing with childhood memories and minor dino death
Disclaimer: No dinosaurs were harmed in the writing of this fic
Notes: Written in honor of [livejournal.com profile] cassiopeia7’s birthday. I saw it was coming up and it reminded me of this idea I had, which I then had to write even though I’m supposed to be doing other things. Oh well, hope you enjoy!
Title taken from the Land Before Time soundtrack. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] linvro21 for the speedy beta!

Part three in the Dinosaur Chronoicles, following In The Land Before Time and In The Land Before Time: The Wisdom Of Friends.

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