[identity profile] ephermeralk.livejournal.com
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG??
Word Count: ~1k
Warnings/enticements?: J2 as raccoons.

Summary:
Of all the stupid things Jared's done, getting him and his husband turned into raccoons for the night probably tops the list.

Fic here | SFW Jaredcoon ART by [livejournal.com profile] kinkajou Here
[identity profile] justmep2.livejournal.com
Please note, This is a SPN vid with a surprise non-AU RPF J2 centered vidlet at the end (around 2:25) that I consider crack. It's not listed on the genres because it's supposed to be a surprise. I'm not a RPS shipper and new to this comm, if this doesn't fit with the community rules please delete it.

Title: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas // Heavenly Christmas
Vidder: [livejournal.com profile] justmep2
Characters: Sam & Dean / Jensen, Jared, Mark and Misha
[John, Mary, Cas, Bobby, Ellen, Jo, Charlie, Kevin, Jody, Garth, Gabriel, Ash AND Jensen, Jared, Misha and Mark. Plus a drunk Santa.]
Genre: Feel-good, fluff, holiday, humor
Pairing: Gen
Rating: PG
Music: Jason Manns ft. Jensen Ackles (!) - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Rock version by Johnny Copland on YouTube
Length: 3.05m
Spoilers: None
Warnings: None
Summary: What lays in Sam and Dean's heaven? A little fluffy Christmas vid with Jensen singing plus a rocking surprise, so make sure to watch until the end! Because even the Winchesters deserve a break for Christmas. Happy holidays!
[personal profile] meus_venator

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Title: Watch Me
Author: [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] fufaraw
Paring: surveillance camera!Jared/ surveillance camera!Jensen
Genre: RPF AU, crack!fic
Rating: PG
Length: 5,500

Warnings: Inanimate object J's
Summary: Jensen was a top of the line video surveillance camera, until he wasn’t.

Author’s Note: This was prompted by a video cam gif by everything1s that was posted by [livejournal.com profile] big_heart_june and I immediately thought of J2 surveillance camera fic...
* shakes head * I’m so far gone I see them in everything, at least I’m not alone.
So it seems only right to gift this fic to [livejournal.com profile] big_heart_june, not only for inspiring it to begin with, but because she is the enabler of all things J2 and fuels us daily with awesome images and snippets about the boys.
Thank you for sharing the bounty hon!

gif by everything1s

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Jensen had always taken his career in security seriously, for him it wasn’t just a job it was a calling. Maybe because his dad had been part of Nasa’s JPL Sentry System program from the early sixties patrolling and protecting earth, but for whatever reason, a career in security was hardwired into him. It ran in other parts of the family too, with his mom and grandmother also coming from a strong if slightly lower profile surveillance background.

[identity profile] heartblowswild.livejournal.com
Title: The Pretty Pretty Peacock
Author: [livejournal.com profile] heartblowswild
Pairing: J2
Rating: PG
Summary: Based on this prompt from [livejournal.com profile] spn_masquerade: Jensen is a werepeacock. Jared is a wereflamingo. Strangeness ensues. They aren’t weres in this fic though, just a flamingo trying to attract the love of his life, a peacock. The art is better. Go see it here: Love Birds by [livejournal.com profile] kinkajou.

The Pretty Pretty Peacock
[identity profile] ephermeralk.livejournal.com
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1.2k
Warnings: 110% Crack, Bull!Jensen, cursedfairy!Jared

Summary: Jensen tries to lay down on a hill, when he hears a voice talking to him from the ground.

A/N: This is so much crack, just written as a comment fic for [livejournal.com profile] alexisjane, who then really wanted me to post it. *shrugs* Title from Robert Burns. Inspired by this pictureearth-cow.

The cool breeze coming off the North Sea has put Jensen in a frisky mood this morning.
[identity profile] brokenhighways.livejournal.com
Title: Bowls Have Souls
Author: [livejournal.com profile] brokenhighways
Pairing: J2 (pre-slash, AU)
Rating: PG
Words: 5500
Warnings: Minor character death. Lack of knowledge of spells. Crack. Fluff. Schmoop. A talking bowl. A mug shatters into pieces and dies. It's a very sad moment.

Summary: Jared might be a small hollowed out object made out of not-quite-China, but let's be real here; he's no ordinary bowl. Or the one where Jensen owns a talking bowl.

Notes: I wrote this ages ago but never thought to post it here, so here it is :P
[identity profile] linvro21.livejournal.com
Title: Welcome To Night Vale: Halloween Broadcast
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Genre: Schmoopy sci-fi crack crossover
Words: 2224

Summary: If only Jensen could see through the thick, toxic fog on this All Hallowes' Eve, he might catch a glimpse of the beautiful and flawless scientist Jared.

Note: Written for this prompt by [livejournal.com profile] tipsy_kitty at the Kettle Of Trouble Halloween meme on [livejournal.com profile] j2_crack. She thankfully also provided me with some cracky ideas and high level fangirling, and a brand-new Night Vale addiction.

Read on LJ or AO3.
[identity profile] ar-richardson.livejournal.com
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Warnings: None really, unless you need a warning for snark.
Disclaimer: Obviously not real and not meant to imply reality. This is crack, ladies and gentleman.
Authors Note: Written for [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator's prompt for the Kettle of Trouble meme. This is probably not at all what she had in mind when she gave that prompt, but it's where my warped mind chose to go with it, so here it is (the first part, anyway)...
Summary:Ever wonder how sorcerer's wind up with their familiars? Well J1, a mild mannered IT professional is about to discover that J2, the hipster in marketing isn't all he appears and the word 'Master' will never mean the same thing to him again.

This way to the fic...
[identity profile] linvro21.livejournal.com
Title: Angry And Moist: An Undead Chronicle (1/?)
Pairing/Character: Jensen/Jared
Rating: PG (for now)
Genre: AU
Word Count: ~1500
Summary: Jensen owns an army store. Jared is a couch potato. Things are about to change.

General warning: I watched Shaun Of The Dead.
Note: This fic is the result of a chat with [livejournal.com profile] viviansface. So I should blame thank her :)

Read here...

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[identity profile] findmeoverhere.livejournal.com


Title: Once Upon A Time...
Author/Artist: tinkabell007's
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings:J2
Rating: None given, but I'd rate it PG
Warnings, kinks & contents: none
Wordcount: short, mostly art with a few words added
Summary: It’s crack! Pure and honest to God CRACK. I claimed “Wall-E” as my movie prompt and yeah... this is my J2 spin on it. :-D (from author)

Reccer's notes: I love this one, it is a great, fast read!
[identity profile] cassiopeia7.livejournal.com
The talented insane talented [livejournal.com profile] ashtraythief wrote the supremely cracky In The Land Before Time, which had my brain simultaneously going "WTF?" and "ooh, gotta draw this!"

So I did.  :)

Clicky for art (alas, totally SFW.)
[identity profile] zubeneschamali.livejournal.com
Title: Tex Padalecki and the Vase of Nubia
Author: zubeneschamali
Rating: PG
Word count: 1,806
Summary: Timestamp to "Tex Padalecki and the Statuette of Doom." Jensen has come into contact with another artifact that has an unusual effect on him. Instead of binding him to his greatest rival, though, it has a slightly more…feline effect.

A/N: I'm sorry that I wasn't able to put something together in time for the opening week of this comm, but this little piece for [livejournal.com profile] dugindeep's birthday seems to fit just fine.

( Read more... )
[identity profile] roxymissrose.livejournal.com
Because I just love this series and [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator was kind enough to carry on! You know you have to read it! :D

Carrying on from Spots Get In Your Eyes, and My Favorite Spots by [livejournal.com profile] tipsy_kitty, to the newest: Spots and Things and Flying Machines

Which meant I had to do this!


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[identity profile] linvro21.livejournal.com
Author: [livejournal.com profile] linvro21
Title: One Man At A Time (or A Day In The Life Of An Evil-Supervillain)
Word Count: ~1800
Pairing/Character: Evil!Jensen/ Cookie-selling!Jared, minions (and the mention of Evil!Misha)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Jensen's mother wants him to dominate the world. He'll start with just one man at a time.

Read more... )
[personal profile] meus_venator
griffin, octopus

Beautiful J2 octopus/griffin by linart at deviantart.com check out more of their work
And this piece in particular here.
NOTE: Images were posted with permission from artist, do not to repost without permission.

Grown up J2 octopus/griffin under the cut... )
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