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Jun. 14th, 2015 07:13 pm
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So, I haven't been back to my delicious account since 2012 (no kidding) because they changed the layout and I REALLY hate big layout changes and blah blah blah. {Note to LJ: yes I have mostly been absent since you f*cked up the layout}

Anyhow, I knew I had some little jewels saved there and today
[livejournal.com profile] meus_venator convinced me that is was vital to the world of J2 fic that I work out what the hell my username and password were and riffle through it's contents. Oh, she wasn't wrong. It's a miracle I made it back out from all that yummy fic, so here is my first rec from it.

Title: Come On, Fur Fag,We've Got a World To Save
Author/Artist: unreckless
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Warnings, kinks & contents: None, just a few furry jokes, pussy jokes and Chad.
Wordcount: 8.4K
Summary: Honestly, Jared’s just trying to do this one simple thing. He’s pledging a frat and his Big Brother wants him to go get some old book from some dead doctor’s house up at the old TB ward off campus. Fine. No big. Jared’s down with that. Except then he meets the talking cat and things get completely out of hand.

Reccer's notes: Talking cat Jensen is always going to have me taking a look and this didn't disappoint. It is light hearted and funny, in keeping with it's [livejournal.com profile] j2_everafter roots. The story jogs along nicely and the banter between the Js is just superb.
[identity profile] brokenhighways.livejournal.com
Title: Dive Hard (With A FINgeance)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] brokenhighways
word count: 12K+
rating: R
pairing/characters: j2, chad michael murray, misha collins, katie cassidy, paris hilton, jeffrey dean morgan
warnings: violence, character death (sort of), death of sharks, batshit insanery, inaccurate depiction of sharks, geographical errors, scientific errors, SyFy-esque plot, crazy people, talking animals, language and out dated zingers about Paris Hilton

Summary: [Based on Sharknado] Jared Padalecki is a shark whisperer. Well, that’s what they call him. Technically, you could say that his ability to communicate with sharks does in fact make him a shark whisperer. To Jared, it's a part of him, a gift that he was born with. He doesn't care that he's mocked in the media for being crazy (and having questionable hair). What he cares about is keeping peace between sharks and human beings. It’s too bad that the sharks have other ideas.
Featuring Jensen as a water shifter and Misha as a villainous shark.
[identity profile] herminekurotowa.livejournal.com






Title: The 30-Year-Old Virgin
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R
Warnings, kinks & contents: awkward sexy times, crack-adjacent
Wordcount: 4431
Summary: Jensen is a grumpy virgin sex shop owner. Jared is a male model moonlighting as a pizza delivery guy. This is what happens when they accidentally meet.

Reccer's notes: Nobody eats pizza in this fic. There's a whole bunch of not-so-helpful friends and Chad being Chad. There are condom balloon animals and someone died in a tragic accident involving a ring gag and an overripe plantain. Just read it already! And don't forget to check out [livejournal.com profile] siennavie's cracktastic art (the vid!).
[identity profile] ferrous-wheeler.livejournal.com




Title: I Dream of Jensen
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] queeberquabbler
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: J2
Rating: PG-13
Warnings, kinks & contents: None, really :)
Wordcount: 40k+
Summary: Jared ekes out a living as a lowly PA for the prop department of a successful show, but he wishes for the chance to become so much more. As fate would have it, his wish is about to be granted.

Reccer's notes: Such a good story by a wonderful author! A little mystery, a villain, a wrong that needs to be made right, and, of course, a heapin' helpin' of magic - what's not to like!
[identity profile] dugindeep.livejournal.com
Title: Do You Like Piña Coladas?
Rating: R
Current fic word count: 10,700
Warnings: mentions of gross living conditions and meals (i.e. eating animals and other ogre-related details), slight violence related to dragons
Summary for artist: Life as an ogre ain't grand, but Jensen has carved out his own little corner of the forest. When he's served with an eviction notice, he sets off to fight it, but doesn't expect to encounter a rather annoying donkey who becomes quickly attached to him. And definitely not to become a wee bit attached in return. AKA: a semi-cracky reimagining of Shrek and Donkey
Notes: Written for 2013-14 [livejournal.com profile] dragonbigbang.
[identity profile] linvro21.livejournal.com
Title: Angry And Moist: An Undead Chronicle (1/?)
Pairing/Character: Jensen/Jared
Rating: PG (for now)
Genre: AU
Word Count: ~1500
Summary: Jensen owns an army store. Jared is a couch potato. Things are about to change.

General warning: I watched Shaun Of The Dead.
Note: This fic is the result of a chat with [livejournal.com profile] viviansface. So I should blame thank her :)

Read here...
[identity profile] linvro21.livejournal.com
Title: Squeak! (Commentfic for the Supervillain!Verse)
Word Count: ~85
Pairing/Character: two minions
Rating: PG
Genre: AU duh!
Summary: “Squeak squeak SQUEAK squeak'y.”
Note 1: Commentfic for [livejournal.com profile] ashtraythief who prompted me: "The POV of a minion!!!!"
Note 2: This drabble is part of the Supervillain!Verse.

Read at my journal...
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Jul. 3rd, 2013 11:17 pm
[identity profile] findmeoverhere.livejournal.com


Title: Once Upon A Time...
Author/Artist: tinkabell007's
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings:J2
Rating: None given, but I'd rate it PG
Warnings, kinks & contents: none
Wordcount: short, mostly art with a few words added
Summary: It’s crack! Pure and honest to God CRACK. I claimed “Wall-E” as my movie prompt and yeah... this is my J2 spin on it. :-D (from author)

Reccer's notes: I love this one, it is a great, fast read!
[identity profile] linvro21.livejournal.com
Author: [livejournal.com profile] linvro21
Title: Mine To Keep (or Another Day In The Life Of An Evil-Supervillain)
Word Count: ~1700
Pairing/Character: Evil!Jensen/ Assistant!Jared, minions, Evil!Misha, and more minions
Rating: PG-13
Genre: J2 AU
Summary: Research into the domination of man can be fun, painful and dangerous for some.
Read more... )
[identity profile] linvro21.livejournal.com
Author: [livejournal.com profile] linvro21
Title: One Man At A Time (or A Day In The Life Of An Evil-Supervillain)
Word Count: ~1800
Pairing/Character: Evil!Jensen/ Cookie-selling!Jared, minions (and the mention of Evil!Misha)
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Jensen's mother wants him to dominate the world. He'll start with just one man at a time.

Read more... )
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