3 fics

Jun. 1st, 2017 05:21 pm
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A/N: I'm not great at crossposting, so I have a bit of a backlog. The humour is these is closer to mild slapstick than to true crack, but I think they might belong here anyway. :)

Title: Would-be Thieves
Author: [personal profile] walking_tornado
Beta: [personal profile] firesign10
Genre: RPF non-AU
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: G
Wordcount: ~1k
Summary: A security guard stumbles upon a tipsy Jared and Jensen.
read on AO3
read on Dreamwidth


Title: The Naked Cowboy
Author: [personal profile] walking_tornado
Beta: [personal profile] firesign10
Genre: RPF AU
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: ~6k
Summary: Jared’s vacation takes a turn for the better when he snaps a photo of naked Jensen.
read on AO3
read on Dreamwidth


Title: Cake Jumping
Author: [personal profile] walking_tornado
Genre: RPF AU
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, (implied future Jared/Jensen/JDM)
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: ~800 words
Summary: Jared surprises Jensen on his birthday.
read on AO3
read on Dreamwidth
[personal profile] walking_tornado
Title: The Giant Knitted Condom
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Genre: J2 AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1k
Warnings: none

Summary: Jared knits himself a sock with yarn!Jensen.

Read HERE
[personal profile] walking_tornado
Title: Divine Fruit Ltd.
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Pairing/Genre: Jared/Jensen, RPF AU, crack
Rating: R
Warnings: none

Summary: Jensen is a peach and Jared is a banana. (written for spn_masquerade)

Read at my LJ
[personal profile] meus_venator



Title: Sheepehs, Clouds, Puffs, and Fluffs
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] keep_waking_up
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: JDM/JP
Rating: NC-17
Warnings, kinks & contents: werelion!Jared, fluff, outsider (sheep) POV, age difference
Wordcount: 3019
Summary: Even with a mate, Jeff still has to hunt.  That doesn’t mean Jared’s happy about it.

Reccer's notes: Alway a great writer [livejournal.com profile] keep_waking_up gifts us with a particularly lovely piece here. It starts with JDM, a bit at his wits end coping with his new and overly exuberant (as only Jared could be) werelion mate. [livejournal.com profile] keep_waking_up spins this tale with a particularly deft hand and the tone is pitch perfect in its portray of kindly, and a little overwrought JDM. The shift to the Morgan sheeps POV was wonderfuly unexpected and brilliantly handled. She manages to easily capture all the enthusiasm and innocent charm of Jared the werelion as he struggles with a new language and culture, all the while imparting his absolute adoration of his mate. A charming, delightful story, beautifully crafted. You should go read.

Note: This is the second story in the series but it was so much fun dropping in in the middle. The first fic that kicked off this story is here: The Fluff Hunter.
[personal profile] meus_venator
PERSONAL JESUS

I can't get the words to the Depeche Mode song "Personal Jesus" out of my head as I look at this.
Click on the link and stare into Jensen's eyes as you listen to it *g*
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares


Oh Jensen, you got the power.
Image courtesy of tumblr, but I'm not sure whose.
[personal profile] walking_tornado
Title: Shishkabobbing the Tikka
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Genre: AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: food PWP
Length: ~700

Summary: Jensen is a chicken tikka. Jared is a shishkabob. They fuse.

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Jun. 14th, 2015 07:13 pm
[identity profile] anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com



So, I haven't been back to my delicious account since 2012 (no kidding) because they changed the layout and I REALLY hate big layout changes and blah blah blah. {Note to LJ: yes I have mostly been absent since you f*cked up the layout}

Anyhow, I knew I had some little jewels saved there and today
[livejournal.com profile] meus_venator convinced me that is was vital to the world of J2 fic that I work out what the hell my username and password were and riffle through it's contents. Oh, she wasn't wrong. It's a miracle I made it back out from all that yummy fic, so here is my first rec from it.

Title: Come On, Fur Fag,We've Got a World To Save
Author/Artist: unreckless
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Warnings, kinks & contents: None, just a few furry jokes, pussy jokes and Chad.
Wordcount: 8.4K
Summary: Honestly, Jared’s just trying to do this one simple thing. He’s pledging a frat and his Big Brother wants him to go get some old book from some dead doctor’s house up at the old TB ward off campus. Fine. No big. Jared’s down with that. Except then he meets the talking cat and things get completely out of hand.

Reccer's notes: Talking cat Jensen is always going to have me taking a look and this didn't disappoint. It is light hearted and funny, in keeping with it's [livejournal.com profile] j2_everafter roots. The story jogs along nicely and the banter between the Js is just superb.
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Title: Dignity of Dragons
Author: [livejournal.com profile] etrix
Art:
Here by [livejournal.com profile] sophiap
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: Gen
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 51k
Summary: [livejournal.com profile] spn_j2_bigbang entry for 2012
Technically, Harley found the lizard (which was actually a dragon!) and Jared took it home because it was hurt (even though his mama had said no more pets). It was okay though, because Jared didn't intend to keep it. In fact, it had to have escaped from one of the government zoos (and having it in the house was probably dangerous), so Jared planned on returning it (but the dragon had plans of his own).

Reccer's notes: I'd admired the artwork when this work was first posted in 2012, but never got around to reading the actual story. In revisiting the art to see cagey, coffee adicted dragon!Jensen reaching out for a mug of his favorite brew I knew I had to make the time to read. Totally adorarable story, made me cry in parts because of the sad conditions of the captured dragons, but the surprise ending fills your heart with joy and easily sweeps the tears away. A lovely story, perfectly illustrated.
[identity profile] somer.livejournal.com
Title: How Dinosaurs Brought Them Orgasms
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] ashtraythief and [livejournal.com profile] somersault_j
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: CRACK, dildos, comment fic collaboration between ash and me
Length: 1.400 words


Summary: Jensen is a total nerd, wearing dino underwear. Jared really likes it.
[identity profile] brokenhighways.livejournal.com
Title: Don't Tickle The Dragon
Author: [livejournal.com profile] brokenhighways
Pairing: J2
Word count: ~24k
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: none

Summary: If there’s one thing that Jensen never wants to hear about again in his life, it’s dragons. It sounds bizarre but that’s what happens when you’re in love with an eccentric archaeologist who has a penchant for rambling about dragons when he’s drunk. And when he’s sober. And… well, at any given time of the day. However, Jensen finds himself becoming enamoured when Jared’s given a dragon egg to look after and their lives change drastically.
[identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
Title: Late Nights at the Zoo
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2,000

Summary: Jared and Jensen really love each other. With Chad’s help, they take the next step.
Warnings/Kinks: tiger!Jared, panda!Jensen, schmoop, porn
Disclaimer: This did not happen. Ever. Seriously.
Notes: This month’s [livejournal.com profile] smpc. Timestamp to Night at the Zoo, in which Jared the tiger falls in love with Jensen the panda and despite zoo fences, they make it work. Written for my kittehs [livejournal.com profile] alycat, [livejournal.com profile] keep_waking_up, and [livejournal.com profile] kinkajou who demanded wished for tiger/panda porn for Christmas Valentine’s. To the absolute surprise to no one, I obliged. I still know nothing about zoo procedures. Many, many thanks for [livejournal.com profile] fiercelynormal for the beta!

This way to the porn!
[identity profile] keep-waking-up.livejournal.com
Title: The Unconventional Problems of Jared the Human and his Shifter Mate Jensen
Pairing: R
Rating: Jared/Jensen
Word Count: 2877
Warnings: fluff, punny song references, abortive attempt at sentient bestiality (by the animal), etc.

Summary: Jared’s got ninety-eight problems, and all of them are male and occasionally feline.


[identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
Title: The S&M Adventures
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1,800

Summary: When Gerald Slicer watched the squirrel in his backyard, it should have made him suspicious. It didn’t. It was the last mistake he ever made.
Warnings/Kink: moose!jared, squirrel!Jensen, violence, minor character death, sex (yes, I am not kidding), partly outsider POV
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of this. In fact, I still don’t believe I’ve written this. I am definitely making no profit off of this.
Notes: So I’m trying to write a fic that should have been done ages ago. It just won’t flow. Then my roommate sneezed like a homicidal rodent and this happened. I don’t know, people. I think this might be the most insane thing I’ve ever written. And I’ve written dino porn. You have been warned.
Thank you, so much, to my steadfast beta linvro21 who puts up with all my weirdness without batting an eye. Or so she claims… All remaining mistakes are clingy bastards.
[identity profile] ephermeralk.livejournal.com
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG??
Word Count: ~1k
Warnings/enticements?: J2 as raccoons.

Summary:
Of all the stupid things Jared's done, getting him and his husband turned into raccoons for the night probably tops the list.

Fic here | SFW Jaredcoon ART by [livejournal.com profile] kinkajou Here
[identity profile] junkerin.livejournal.com
Title: Once upon a time
Author: [livejournal.com profile] junkerin
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Genre: J2 AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17 maybe a little less

Length: ~5.100 words

Summary: Jared is a magician, Jensen is a prince. But Jared´s magic doesn´t always works the way he wants it.

Song Fic: Milow: You and Me

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[personal profile] walking_tornado
Title: Holding his own
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Genre: J2 AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: cursed objects (and associated non-con), restraints, blowjob, animated inanimate objects (and unanimated animate objects). Minimal plot.
Length: ~6.7k

Summary: An unexpected visit results in a curse on Jensen's sex toys. (A sequel to The Garden Gnome)

Link to fic on LJ
Link to fic on AO3
[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com
Title: Delicious
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2131 words
Warnings: Goldilocks!Jensen, Big Bad Wolf Jared, somnophilia (noncon), knotting, wolfy behavior, bastardization of fairy tale characters, crack

Summary: Jensen the Narcoleptic goes in search of the Big Bad Wolf to get his best friend's red cape back.
[identity profile] keep-waking-up.livejournal.com
Title: Bosoms (or the Lack Thereof)
Author: keep_waking_up
Beta: deceptivemirror
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3825
Warnings: uber crack, creature!Jensen, comeplay, wings
A/N: This is an extremely belated birthday present for the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] ashtraythief (and also doubles as my [livejournal.com profile] smpc).  Hopefully you enjoy the cracky goodness!
Summary: In which Jared’s king sends him out to a woo a maiden for him and the maiden turns out not to be a maiden.


[identity profile] reggie11.livejournal.com
Author: [livejournal.com profile] reggie11
Genre: I don't even know. Fungus ficlet? There's not even a tag that can cover this.
Rating: R
Word count: approx 690

Author's notes: Blame this entirely on [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator. I posted the pic earlier just because I thought it was funny and she demanded I give her mushroom porn! I have no idea if this is what she had in mind because, seriously, how do you write mushroom porn? But, this happened. *runs and hides*


Jared woke, feeling the morning sun kissing the top of his cap. He basked in the warmth for a moment and then opened his eyes. And right there. Right next to him in the garden bed was the most perfect piece of mushroom ass he had ever laid eyes on. Beautiful and shapely, with a hint of freckles dusting those perfect cheeks. He felt his his stipe growing in arousal and his gills quivering at the nearness of such perfection.  And then Mister perfect cheeks spoke.

"Hi, I'm Jensen, I'm new here."

"Um, Jared. I...I noticed," Jared answered. His voice shaking . "Uh, I mean, I haven't seen you around here before."

"Nice bed."

"What?" Jared choked out, releasing a small amount of spores as his body trembled.

"Garden bed. It's really nice." The slightly older mushroom smirked, making Jared blush. It wasn't his fault that he was not quite mature enough that he couldn't completely control his reactions. Some days it only took a strong breeze in the right direction to have him releasing spores all over the place, and Jensen was the hottest shroom he'd ever seen. He blushed even harder.

"Oh. Yeah. I guess."

"So, I think I'm going to like it here, Jared. I noticed you while you were sleeping. Such a nice strong stalk. So I thought I'd come over and introduce myself. You look, like you might be up for some fun, yeah?" Jensen's gaze roamed over him lasciviously, making Jared swell further and release even more spores. Damn his treacherous adolescent responses. "You know, you have the prettiest mushroom head I've seen in the longest time. You know how to use it?"

Jared looked up, braver now that Jensen obviously found him attractive too. "I know enough. What do you have in mind?" He felt a shiver of anticipation run through him.

Jensen leaned forward so that those perfect cheeks were tilted up at just the right angle. So close he could feel the tremors of desire rippling through the older shroom. "C'mon, stud. Show me what you can do with all that youthful exuberance."

"I'm not that much youger than you, you know." Jared pressed forward, just nudging against the cleft of Jensen's perfect ass with a kiss, setting them both aquiver.

"Yeah, come on. Do it." Jensen coaxed breathily.

Jared rubbed himself around Jensen's opening, not quite pushing in yet. Enjoying making his partner squirm.

"You like to tease, huh?I like it. Knew you'd be perfect."

As Jared pressed forward feeling Jensen surrounding him, he almost shot his entire spore-load right there and then. Luckily, Jensen seemed to know how close to losing control he was and saved him from embarrassment. "Don't move yet. You're not a small guy, just uh, give me a minute."

Jared was intensely glad for the reprieve but soon the urge to thrust was almost overwhelming and he started to shake.

"Okay big guy, move already. Show me what you've got." So Jared did.

Afterward, as they lay together in the garden bed, enjoying the afterglow and covered in their mixed spores, Jared had to ask. "Why me? You have the most perfect ass I've ever seen and you could have had your pick of any of the shrooms here. Why did you pick me?"

"What can I say, Jared," Jensen nudged at his cap, a silly smirk on his face. "You looked like a real fungi."

Jared groaned at the pun but couldn't help feeling ridiculously happy, yet a little apprehensive. "So, um, do you think you'll be staying around here for a while?"

Jensen snuggled closer and whispered, "There's no place I'd rather be."

Fin






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