Athletic, graceful and pompous Centaur!Jared had it all, all he needed was the right filly to start his own herd and live happily ever after. But when Jared accidentally knocks down a local wizard he curses Jared with awkwardness to teach him humility. Bumbling through his days, the new herd clown, Jared accidentally 'harpoons' Jensen while bathing at the local falls, things take a left turn.
Fillers choice if wizard and Jensen are same person. Sexy times encouraged.