That is possibly the weirdest but funniest thing I've ever read!!
"Beautiful and shapely, with a hint of freckles dusting those perfect cheeks." OMG I starting giggle-snorting then and haven't stopped! Perfect silly!porn, you managed to make mushrooms sexy!!
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"Beautiful and shapely, with a hint of freckles dusting those perfect cheeks." OMG I starting giggle-snorting then and haven't stopped! Perfect silly!porn, you managed to make mushrooms sexy!!