When Jared traded for the 'magic beans,', he just thought they were going to make some great coffee. He really, really wanted to impress Jensen Ackles, Esq. Okay?

He can't be held responsible for the fact that the 'magic' wasn't typical salesman hyperbole.

And, anyway, he likes Jensen a lot, but the whole falling deeply in love thing is a little weird. He liked old, sarcastic, witty Jensen. Not the fawning, doting, gooey one currently arranging their wedding even though Jared still isn't sure he actually proposed.