Enchantment Gone Wrong - j2_crack Comment-Meme

[meus_venator]

So, our very first comment meme * waves pom poms * After exhaustive focus group testing we’ve come up with our first theme, so come join the party, give us a prompt, or create something in fic, art, or vid, about enchantments gone wrong.

The Rules:

1) Comment to this post with any and all prompts for enchantments gone wrong. You want spells, witches, invisibility, tattoos from dusty books, herbal drinks with weird kickback, disastrous results from reading your lines aloud backwards, ancient objects you should never have touched, (and definitely never inserted)? This is your meme! Channel all your enchanted feels and crack on! Prompts can be kinky, porny, or gen, and other characters are welcome as long as the prompt includes at least Jared or Jensen.

2) Fill those prompts with fic or art or vid! Writers and artists, you don't have to follow the prompt to the letter, but try to help the prompter go home happy. More than one fill to a prompt is welcome.

3) For PROMPTS: Please list your pairing and any kinks when prompting, prompt as many times as you want, one prompt per comment.

WHEN FILLING IN: Please put "Filled" in the subject line along with a title for your fill. Linking to your own journal for fills is fine, even preferred for longer fills.

4) And have fun doing it! It is J2_crack after all

5) Tell all your friends! And family or not

6) And spread the love. Let’s make our first meme a success and spread the news.

Anonymous commenting is on, but will go through moderation, IP logging is off. And PM me if I've messed anything up!
A list of fills will be assembled as they happen.

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Fills
Hey, Nobody's Perfect bycleflink Jensen/Zombie!Jared [PG]
Prompt by meus_venator: Alone and fighting for his life in the middle of a zombie apocalypse when Jensen wished for a little intelligent conversation and some 'personal attention' he never thought this would happen. Journal link here.

(Speech Is Silver,) Silence Is Golden by linvro21 Jared/Jensen [NC-17]
Prompt by etoile_etiolee: Jensen is in love with Jared but so shy he can't even talk to him. He prepares a potion that's supposed to make him able to declare his love but he ends up spicing up the recipe a little too much and basically can't shut up, declaring his love with passion and adding all the dirty thoughts he's been having, as well as a whole lot of embarrassing stuff. Hilarity,then maybe sex, ensue. Journal link here.

Js' and M's Big Adventure: Super-Size Me by citrusjava by Jared/Jensen and J2M [NC-17]
Prompt by sweetspicyhot:  Established J2 relationship, can be AU or not. Jensen gets greedy and casts a spell to make a certain part of Jared's anatomy even bigger. The spell backfires and suddenly all of Jared is exponentially bigger--giant sized. The spell will right itself in 48 hours. But Jared is horny and Jensen must find a way to get him off. Definitely NC-17 on this one, will Jensen need help?, an additional cast member or friend--it's up to you! Journal link: here.

Bloody Sasquatch (or, I've Fallen Fur You) by firesign10 Jared/Jensen [NC-17]

Prompt by meus_venator: When Jared found the old script behind Erik Kripke's desk during an office clean up at the set he never suspected that saying the words "Bloody sasquatch" three times would have such dire consequences. Journal link here.

Signs by anniespinkhouse, Jared/Jensen, [PG-13] AU, Crack
Prompt by meus_venator When grouchy neighbour Jensen put up the 'No Swimming' sign on the pond on his property new neighbour Jared didn't see any harm in sneaking a skinny dip in the moonlight. But then his feet hit the water and everything changed. Journal link: here.
NOW WITH ART FILL for Signs by dragynville here, check it out!

The fire is in our pants by brokenhighways Jared/Jensen [PG-13] AU

Prompt by linvro21: Wizard J still has a lot to learn concerning his magic wand. Journal link: here.

Art fill by dulcetine unicorn!jensen and horse!jared [PG]
Prompt by linvro21: Who knew touching an enchanted unicorn would have this effect?  Journal link: here

Not the French Mistake by annie46 Jared/Jensen – Sam & Dean – hints of Sam/Dean [NC-17]
Prompt by citrusjava: Can be Jensen/Dean, Jared/Sam, or any other combination
J's looking over the new scripts, trying to figure out his character's motivations. If only, he tells the other J over a beer, he could have a serious talk with the guy and get some questions answered. Little does he know, J's not the only one listening. Journal link: here.

Not In My Trailer by walking_tornado Jared/Jensen [NC-17]
Prompt by meus_venator: When Jared found the old script behind Erik Kripke's desk during an office clean up at the set he never suspected that saying the words "Bloody sasquatch" three times would have such dire consequences. Journal link here.

Comments

Jared/Jensen

[meus_venator]

When Jared found the old script behind Erik Kripke's desk during an office clean up at the set he never suspected that saying the words "Bloody sasquatch" three times would have such dire consequences.

Filled: Bloody Sasquatch (or, I've Fallen Fur You)

[firesign10.livejournal.com]

Story fill posted on my LJ (http://firesign10.livejournal.com/1101365.html) or on AO3 (http://archiveofourown.org/works/866281)!

Jensen/Jeff (or Jared)

[meus_venator]

Jensen was on an errand through the forest when he met a cyclist Jeff (or Jared) who offered him a ride in return for one of the nice red apples in his basket.

Jared/Jensen

[meus_venator]

When grouchy neighbour Jensen put up the 'No Swimming' sign on the pond on his property new neighbour Jared didn't see any harm in sneaking a skinny dip in the moonlight. But then his feet hit the water and everything changed.

Re: Jared/Jensen FILLED

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

Um, so there's this .... *runs away* http://anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com/54233.html

[lylithj2.livejournal.com]

love potion #9 is stronger than J could have ever guessed

[sweetspicyhot.livejournal.com]

Established J2 relationship, can be AU or not. Jensen gets greedy and casts a spell to make a certain part of Jared's anatomy even bigger. The spell backfires and suddenly all of Jared is exponentially bigger--giant sized. The spell will right itself in 48 hours. But Jared is horny and Jensen must find a way to get him off.

Definitely NC-17 on this one, will Jensen need help?, an additional cast member or friend--it's up to you!

FILL Js' and M's Big Adventure, J2, J2M, NC-17

[citrusjava.livejournal.com]

Title: Js' and M's Big Adventure
Relationships: Jensen/Jared, Jensen/Jared/Misha
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: Size kink, cock worship, come play. Silliness.

Summary: Jensen's spell did not go as planned. Now Jared keeps growing and growing, and something has to be done, fast!

The spell – as spells do – had gone wrong. (http://citrusjava.livejournal.com/23196.html)

[etoile-etiolee.livejournal.com]

Jensen is in love with Jared but so shy he can't even talk to him. He prepares a potion that's supposed to make him able to declare his love but he ends up spicing up the recipe a little too much and basically can't shut up, declaring his love with passion and adding all the dirty thoughts he's been having, as well as a whole lot of embarrassing stuff. Hilarity,then maybe sex, ensue.

Edited: I hadn't read the prompt by lylithj2 so if this is too similar, you can tell me I'll take it off.

[lylithj2.livejournal.com]

Oh I think yours is very different. Please keep it!

[cillab42.livejournal.com]

The guitar Jensen found at a tag sale had an interesting affect on people. Whenever he sang a song to someone while playing it, the song came true, so he was forever singing love songs to Jared.

[etoile-etiolee.livejournal.com]

A variation on the three wishes gone wrong theme. Jared finds a magic lamp/enchanted object of some sort and meets genie Jensen who can grant three of his wishes. Of course, nothing turns out as Jared wished, and somehow, the cute genie is always involved (maybe he wishes to be famous and finds himself a magician in vegas with Jensen as his assistant, go crazy!). In the end, Jared realize that maybe the genie really wants something else than his sanity (read: love. Awwww...)
... And they live happily ever after (with lots of hot sex)

[strgazr04.livejournal.com]

Jared and Jensen have raved about the cupcakes this one woman on set bakes for them. Little did they know that this batch was so *special*.

"Well...at least now you won't be the one having to stand on apple boxes when we film."
"...DAMMIT JARED!"

[strgazr04.livejournal.com]

Jensen was sick and tired of everyone commenting on how lush and sexy Jared's hair was. Every piece of fan mail. At every damn convention. It never ends! And Jared's hair wasn't *that* great. They should see him before hair and makeup in the morning. 'Yeti' didn't even begin to cover it!

Ok so maybe Jensen was a little jealous (HE was supposed to be the pretty one dammit!). And so maybe one night when he's overtired from filming for 18 hours straight yet is stuck watching infomercials because he can't sleep, Jensen decides to call that 1-800 number and order something to solve his problems. And at first, it's awesome. His hair is shiny and glossy and totally more lush than Jared's mop. But then...

Jared/Jensen

[ashtraythief.livejournal.com]

If Jared and Jensen had known that the little cabin they rented for their honeymoon was in fact a witch that had mixed a magical potion with expired ingredients, they might have done things differently.

Jared/Jensen

[ashtraythief.livejournal.com]

Jared is a moose hopelessly in love with the green-eyed huntsman who lives just up the creek. He goes to the local fairy to get himself turned into a human, but the transformation comes with unexpected side effects....

[anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com]

Jensen is a mermaid - one of the last. He's been alone and bitter for way too long, with only an equally sour and sarcastic dolphin (you choose who) for company. The friend likes to show off near a stretch of beach where disabled swimmers come to swim with him. When Jared turns up helped from his wheelchair, Jensen makes him his goal. He has an old shell spell to turn a human into a mermaid - and make him an ideal mate for Jensen.
Trouble is - it heals Jared's legs, and gives Jensen human form, without a voice, to stop his acid tongue, to make him Jared's ideal man. You choose whether dolphin friend gets a voice or human form too. (non-porny is fine but porny is good too)

Jared/Jensen

[meus_venator]

Mobster!Jensen and his ever watchful lover and second in command Jared were taking care of business on the lower east side when they each picked up a discarded pearl handled revolvers from a former competitor who no longer needed them.

Suddenly both of them are transported to the 1800's wild west with the only clue on how to get back an odd inscription on the pearl handles. (first line of prompt stolen from big_heart_june gif posting)

Jared/Jensen

[linvro21.livejournal.com]

Wizard J still has a lot to learn concerning his magic wand.

Filled: The Fire Is In Our Pants

[brokenhighways.livejournal.com]

It's here (http://brokenhighways.livejournal.com/18197.html) on my LJ!

Jared/Jensen

[linvro21.livejournal.com]

Who knew touching an enchanted unicorn would have this effect?

kinda-FILLED? it's art! :D

[dulcetine.livejournal.com]

here (http://dulcetine.livejournal.com/180311.html) is unicorn!jensen and horse!jared... which was a kinda-fill elsewhere too! sorry if this feels like a re-gift! i could do more unicorns!j2 or whatever else you want :D

Possible J2, J/Sam, J/Dean, J/other (body swap, not quite role playing)

[citrusjava.livejournal.com]

When the sun went down, that Halloween, all the children trick or treating turned into the what they dressed up as. Jensen and Jared were, luckily, safe inside with popcorn and gummy worms and a monster movie marathon planned. Unfortunately, J was still wearing the pants he'd "borrowed" from wardrobe that day.

ETA more consent: when the two realize what's going on, the pull out some costumes they'd been playing with, from the show or in general.

Extra cookie if they wear each other's show costumes - "body swap"!

Jensen (Possible J2)

[meus_venator]

Alone and fighting for his life in the middle of a zombie apocalypse when Jensen wished for a little intelligent conversation and some 'personal attention' he never thought this would happen.

Hey, Nobody's Perfect 1/2

[cleflink.livejournal.com]

I'm really supposed to be doing other things right now. OH WELL.

---

Jensen would have thought he'd be immune to shock by now.

He'd lived through the apocalypse, for Christ's sake. And not just any apocalypse. He'd lived through an honest to fucking God zombie apocalypse. Seriously, zombies. He'd been there when the virus had first spread, had watched the news with horrified disbelief as it turned from an infection to a plague to the end of the fucking world. He'd been there when survival had come to mean a loaded shotgun and the ability to outrun anything shambling after you. He'd there when the world had turned into a level of Resident Evil. And not a very good one at that.

After all the impossible bullshit Jensen had been through, he hadn't thought there was anything the world could throw at him that he couldn't take in stride.

But this just couldn't be fucking happening.

"I gotta say," said the zombie, which made no sense because zombies didn't fucking talk. "It's nice to have an actual conversation for once. Zombies aren't exactly what you'd call talkative. Besides all the 'urrrr, brains' stuff. Which gets really old."

Jensen stared at the zombie. He'd been doing pretty much nothing but stare at it since it started talking at him instead of trying to eat his head. He was one of the fresher-looking zombies, which was to say that his skin wasn't rotting off his bones and both of his eyes were still in his head. It was impossible to mistake that gray pallor and awkward gait for anything else, though, and the scent of death hung all around him.

The barrel of Jensen's shotgun was trained unerringly on the zombie's forehead, though it was looking less and less likely that Jensen was going to need it. Not that he was about to put it down any time soon.

"You're a zombie," Jensen said to the zombie, almost like he was clarifying that it was, in fact, a zombie.

"Yep," the zombie said candidly. "It pretty much sucks out loud. I'm Jared, by the way. Thanks for not shooting me."

"I still haven't decided not to," Jensen said. "How are you talking?"

The zombie - Jared, apparently, shrugged. "No idea. Been like this since I got zombified. Which, yay I'm not a shambling, brain dead, animated corpse, but I can almost see how you'd want to be more dead than me for this. Brains are disgusting. Give me a chocolate bar any day."

"This is fucking weird," Jensen felt compelled to say.

Jared threw back his head and made a sound that was almost a laugh but more like a dry, breathless death rattle. They both flinched at the sound and Jared's face fell so dramatically that the rest of his body sagged with it.

"God damn it," he said, in a quiet, defeated voice that made Jensen's heart go out to the guy no matter how much he didn't want it to. Jared's smile was a wan little thing. "Did I mention this zombie thing is bullshit?"

"Could be worse," was all Jensen could think to say. "If the zombie that infected you had started at the throat, you'd be whistling every word."

Possibly J2

[citrusjava.livejournal.com]

Jensen and Jared really didn't expect the random wishes they make at conventions to start coming true. It was fun to suddenly be flown to the beach to film a sunnier episode of Supernatural. But it got a little scary when Jensen only just barely stopped Jared from cutting off his hair without wanting to. And when Dean started getting written out of entire episodes, leaving Jensen time to rest, it was, possibly, time to investigate.


(those are just examples, don't feel you have to play with them. Just please don't be mean to the boys)

Can be Jensen/Dean, Jared/Sam, or any other combination

[citrusjava.livejournal.com]

J's looking over the new scripts, trying to figure out his character's motivations. If only, he tells the other J over a beer, he could have a serious talk with the guy and get some questions answered. Little does he know, J's not the only one listening.

Can be set in season 1, 8, 6 - whatever you like.

Re: Can be Jensen/Dean, Jared/Sam, or any other combination

[annie46.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna take this because it will fit in with my hc bingo card entry body swap!!

J2 or gen

[citrusjava.livejournal.com]

J2 find themselves as Sam and Dean (bonus points if it's not French Mistake era, but season 1, 3 or 8). Perhaps they were cast there by the creator of a rival show, trying to distract the fans long enough to win the People's Choice Award, IDK.

J2 or gen

[citrusjava.livejournal.com]

J2 or either of them are thinking about leaving SPN. Perhaps a Trickster, or even The Trickster, puts them through their own version of Changing Channels. "Play your roles!".

Re: J2 or gen

[annie46.livejournal.com]

You might want to look at this at my journal!

http://annie-46fic.livejournal.com/58067.html

This was written well before the French Mistake by the way!!

[morrezela.livejournal.com]

When Jared traded for the 'magic beans,', he just thought they were going to make some great coffee. He really, really wanted to impress Jensen Ackles, Esq. Okay?

He can't be held responsible for the fact that the 'magic' wasn't typical salesman hyperbole.

And, anyway, he likes Jensen a lot, but the whole falling deeply in love thing is a little weird. He liked old, sarcastic, witty Jensen. Not the fawning, doting, gooey one currently arranging their wedding even though Jared still isn't sure he actually proposed.

Jense, Jared, possible J2

[citrusjava.livejournal.com]

The world is ready for the fic about that time Jensen pissed off that group of queer, polyamorous, pan, feminist witches. Really it is. And Jared didn't do anything to stop him.

Jared/Jensen

[somer.livejournal.com]

All Jensen wanted was for Jared to stop being so gentle and respectful for once so a little spell shouldn't hurt.

Now he has caveman!Jared on his heels who growls at everyone who looks at Jensen a little bit too long and who just wants to carry him to his cave and make him his.