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So, our very first comment meme * waves pom poms * After exhaustive focus group testing we’ve come up with our first theme, so come join the party, give us a prompt, or create something in fic, art, or vid, about enchantments gone wrong.
The Rules:
1) Comment to this post with any and all prompts for enchantments gone wrong. You want spells, witches, invisibility, tattoos from dusty books, herbal drinks with weird kickback, disastrous results from reading your lines aloud backwards, ancient objects you should never have touched, (and definitely never inserted)? This is your meme! Channel all your enchanted feels and crack on! Prompts can be kinky, porny, or gen, and other characters are welcome as long as the prompt includes at least Jared or Jensen.
2) Fill those prompts with fic or art or vid! Writers and artists, you don't have to follow the prompt to the letter, but try to help the prompter go home happy. More than one fill to a prompt is welcome.
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Hey, Nobody's Perfect bycleflink Jensen/Zombie!Jared [PG]
Prompt bymeus_venator: Alone and fighting for his life in the middle of a zombie apocalypse when Jensen wished for a little intelligent conversation and some 'personal attention' he never thought this would happen. Journal link here.
(Speech Is Silver,) Silence Is Golden bylinvro21 Jared/Jensen [NC-17]
Prompt byetoile_etiolee: Jensen is in love with Jared but so shy he can't even talk to him. He prepares a potion that's supposed to make him able to declare his love but he ends up spicing up the recipe a little too much and basically can't shut up, declaring his love with passion and adding all the dirty thoughts he's been having, as well as a whole lot of embarrassing stuff. Hilarity,then maybe sex, ensue. Journal link here.
Hey, Nobody's Perfect by
cleflink Jensen/Zombie!Jared [PG]Prompt by
meus_venator: Alone and fighting for his life in the middle of a zombie apocalypse when Jensen wished for a little intelligent conversation and some 'personal attention' he never thought this would happen. Journal link here.(Speech Is Silver,) Silence Is Golden by
linvro21 Jared/Jensen [NC-17]Prompt by
etoile_etiolee: Jensen is in love with Jared but so shy he can't even talk to him. He prepares a potion that's supposed to make him able to declare his love but he ends up spicing up the recipe a little too much and basically can't shut up, declaring his love with passion and adding all the dirty thoughts he's been having, as well as a whole lot of embarrassing stuff. Hilarity,then maybe sex, ensue. Journal link here.Js' and M's Big Adventure: Super-Size Me by
citrusjava by Jared/Jensen and J2M [NC-17] Prompt by
sweetspicyhot: Established J2 relationship, can be AU or not. Jensen gets greedy and casts a spell to make a certain part of Jared's anatomy even bigger. The spell backfires and suddenly all of Jared is exponentially bigger--giant sized. The spell will right itself in 48 hours. But Jared is horny and Jensen must find a way to get him off. Definitely NC-17 on this one, will Jensen need help?, an additional cast member or friend--it's up to you! Journal link: here.Prompt by meus_venator: When Jared found the old script behind Erik Kripke's desk during an office clean up at the set he never suspected that saying the words "Bloody sasquatch" three times would have such dire consequences. Journal link here.
Signs byanniespinkhouse, Jared/Jensen, [PG-13] AU, Crack
Prompt bymeus_venator When grouchy neighbour Jensen put up the 'No Swimming' sign on the pond on his property new neighbour Jared didn't see any harm in sneaking a skinny dip in the moonlight. But then his feet hit the water and everything changed. Journal link: here.
NOW WITH ART FILL for Signs bydragynville here, check it out!
The fire is in our pants bybrokenhighways Jared/Jensen [PG-13] AU
meus_venator: When Jared found the old script behind Erik Kripke's desk during an office clean up at the set he never suspected that saying the words "Bloody sasquatch" three times would have such dire consequences. Journal link here.Signs by
anniespinkhouse, Jared/Jensen, [PG-13] AU, CrackPrompt by
meus_venator When grouchy neighbour Jensen put up the 'No Swimming' sign on the pond on his property new neighbour Jared didn't see any harm in sneaking a skinny dip in the moonlight. But then his feet hit the water and everything changed. Journal link: here.NOW WITH ART FILL for Signs by
dragynville here, check it out!The fire is in our pants by
brokenhighways Jared/Jensen [PG-13] AUPrompt by linvro21: Wizard J still has a lot to learn concerning his magic wand. Journal link: here.
Art fill bydulcetine unicorn!jensen and horse!jared [PG]
Prompt bylinvro21: Who knew touching an enchanted unicorn would have this effect? Journal link: here
Not the French Mistake byannie46 Jared/Jensen – Sam & Dean – hints of Sam/Dean [NC-17]
Prompt bycitrusjava: Can be Jensen/Dean, Jared/Sam, or any other combination
J's looking over the new scripts, trying to figure out his character's motivations. If only, he tells the other J over a beer, he could have a serious talk with the guy and get some questions answered. Little does he know, J's not the only one listening. Journal link: here.
Not In My Trailer bywalking_tornado Jared/Jensen [NC-17]
Prompt bymeus_venator: When Jared found the old script behind Erik Kripke's desk during an office clean up at the set he never suspected that saying the words "Bloody sasquatch" three times would have such dire consequences. Journal link here.
linvro21: Wizard J still has a lot to learn concerning his magic wand. Journal link: here.Art fill by
dulcetine unicorn!jensen and horse!jared [PG]Prompt by
linvro21: Who knew touching an enchanted unicorn would have this effect? Journal link: hereNot the French Mistake by
annie46 Jared/Jensen – Sam & Dean – hints of Sam/Dean [NC-17]Prompt by
citrusjava: Can be Jensen/Dean, Jared/Sam, or any other combinationJ's looking over the new scripts, trying to figure out his character's motivations. If only, he tells the other J over a beer, he could have a serious talk with the guy and get some questions answered. Little does he know, J's not the only one listening. Journal link: here.
Not In My Trailer by
walking_tornado Jared/Jensen [NC-17]Prompt by
meus_venator: When Jared found the old script behind Erik Kripke's desk during an office clean up at the set he never suspected that saying the words "Bloody sasquatch" three times would have such dire consequences. Journal link here.Tags:
Jensen (Possible J2)
Date: 2013-06-29 01:43 pm (UTC)Hey, Nobody's Perfect 1/2
Date: 2013-06-30 05:05 am (UTC)---
Jensen would have thought he'd be immune to shock by now.
He'd lived through the apocalypse, for Christ's sake. And not just any apocalypse. He'd lived through an honest to fucking God zombie apocalypse. Seriously, zombies. He'd been there when the virus had first spread, had watched the news with horrified disbelief as it turned from an infection to a plague to the end of the fucking world. He'd been there when survival had come to mean a loaded shotgun and the ability to outrun anything shambling after you. He'd there when the world had turned into a level of Resident Evil. And not a very good one at that.
After all the impossible bullshit Jensen had been through, he hadn't thought there was anything the world could throw at him that he couldn't take in stride.
But this just couldn't be fucking happening.
"I gotta say," said the zombie, which made no sense because zombies didn't fucking talk. "It's nice to have an actual conversation for once. Zombies aren't exactly what you'd call talkative. Besides all the 'urrrr, brains' stuff. Which gets really old."
Jensen stared at the zombie. He'd been doing pretty much nothing but stare at it since it started talking at him instead of trying to eat his head. He was one of the fresher-looking zombies, which was to say that his skin wasn't rotting off his bones and both of his eyes were still in his head. It was impossible to mistake that gray pallor and awkward gait for anything else, though, and the scent of death hung all around him.
The barrel of Jensen's shotgun was trained unerringly on the zombie's forehead, though it was looking less and less likely that Jensen was going to need it. Not that he was about to put it down any time soon.
"You're a zombie," Jensen said to the zombie, almost like he was clarifying that it was, in fact, a zombie.
"Yep," the zombie said candidly. "It pretty much sucks out loud. I'm Jared, by the way. Thanks for not shooting me."
"I still haven't decided not to," Jensen said. "How are you talking?"
The zombie - Jared, apparently, shrugged. "No idea. Been like this since I got zombified. Which, yay I'm not a shambling, brain dead, animated corpse, but I can almost see how you'd want to be more dead than me for this. Brains are disgusting. Give me a chocolate bar any day."
"This is fucking weird," Jensen felt compelled to say.
Jared threw back his head and made a sound that was almost a laugh but more like a dry, breathless death rattle. They both flinched at the sound and Jared's face fell so dramatically that the rest of his body sagged with it.
"God damn it," he said, in a quiet, defeated voice that made Jensen's heart go out to the guy no matter how much he didn't want it to. Jared's smile was a wan little thing. "Did I mention this zombie thing is bullshit?"
"Could be worse," was all Jensen could think to say. "If the zombie that infected you had started at the throat, you'd be whistling every word."
Hey, Nobody's Perfect 2/2
Date: 2013-06-30 05:06 am (UTC)"I'm lonely," Jensen blurted. A bitter grin twisted his lips. "Pathetic, isn't it? The whole fucking world's gone insane, I'm only going to last as long as much supply of bullets does - and that's if I don't starve to death first - and here I'm praying to any God that'll listen to give me some friends."
"I don't think that's pathetic at all," Jared said. He sounded kind of wistful and what the fuck was Jensen doing, commiserating with a zombie over how much their lives - or not-lives, in Jared's case - sucked?
Jensen lowered the gun. "Jensen," he said, because apparently there was more than one way to lose his mind.
Jared blinked at him. "What?"
"My name. It's Jensen." He climbed to his feet and gave Jared a measuring look. "You coming?"
It took a moment for Jared to process that and Jensen watched understanding sweep across that gaunt-cheeked face with a starry-eyed kind of hope right on its heels. "You mean it?"
Jensen swallowed hard, once. He nodded. "Yeah."
Jared jumped with a beaming grin that made Jensen regret the fact that he was, well, dead. Because Jensen was not into necrophilia and Jared must have been fucking gorgeous when he was alive and half his scalp wasn't missing. "This is so awesome, Jensen, thank you, I promise you won't regret this, I can fight the zombies off, too, it's not like they can do anything to me-"
"Right now I'm regretting the fact that you no longer need to breathe between words," Jensen muttered, but he could feel himself smiling. He couldn't remember the last time that had happened. He shouldered his shotgun and leveled a warning finger at Jared. "But if you shed any body parts on me, all bets are off."
"Fair enough," Jared said, still grinning. "So, where are you from?"
There were a hundred thousand ways this could go wrong, most of which involved Jensen being eaten alive, but Jensen couldn't quite bring himself to care. So his new friend was a zombie. Crazy was pretty much par for the course in Jensen's life these days. It wasn't like Jensen had specified what kind of friend he wanted. And Jared seemed like a good guy. Jensen's life could do with one of those.
And if Jared did turn on him, at least Jensen was going to get eaten by a nice zombie. There were worse ways to go.
Re: Hey, Nobody's Perfect 2/2
Date: 2013-06-30 05:20 am (UTC)And your last line :) at least Jensen was going to get eaten by a nice zombie. ^^
Re: Hey, Nobody's Perfect 2/2
Date: 2013-06-30 05:52 am (UTC)Glad you enjoyed! Zombie!Jared was just too much fun to pass up! ^_^
Re: Hey, Nobody's Perfect 2/2
Date: 2013-06-30 02:46 pm (UTC)Re: Hey, Nobody's Perfect 2/2
Date: 2013-06-30 03:29 pm (UTC)Thank you!
Re: Hey, Nobody's Perfect 2/2
Date: 2013-06-30 02:58 pm (UTC)Re: Hey, Nobody's Perfect 2/2
Date: 2013-06-30 03:30 pm (UTC)Thank you!
Re: Hey, Nobody's Perfect 2/2
Date: 2013-06-30 08:19 pm (UTC)I love the way Jensen thinks 'glass half full' in this fic :)
Re: Hey, Nobody's Perfect 2/2
Date: 2013-07-01 04:27 am (UTC)Thank you!
Re: Hey, Nobody's Perfect 2/2
Date: 2013-06-30 09:39 pm (UTC)Re: Hey, Nobody's Perfect 2/2
Date: 2013-07-01 03:17 pm (UTC)Thanks, hon! ^_^
Re: Hey, Nobody's Perfect 2/2
Date: 2013-07-01 03:09 am (UTC)Loved it!!!
Re: Hey, Nobody's Perfect 2/2
Date: 2013-07-01 03:20 pm (UTC)I'm glad to hear it! Thank you!
Re: Hey, Nobody's Perfect 2/2
Date: 2013-07-01 03:34 pm (UTC)this is so adorable, I never thought I'd call a zombie fic adorable. guess never say never!
Re: Hey, Nobody's Perfect 2/2
Date: 2013-07-01 04:07 pm (UTC)I have, it seems, mad skills when it comes to writing inappropriately adorable stories. Woot.
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed!
Re: Hey, Nobody's Perfect 2/2
Date: 2013-07-01 04:26 pm (UTC)Re: Hey, Nobody's Perfect 2/2
Date: 2013-07-02 06:53 pm (UTC)Glad you liked it! ^_^
Re: Hey, Nobody's Perfect 1/2
Date: 2013-07-03 08:43 am (UTC)Re: Hey, Nobody's Perfect 1/2
Date: 2013-07-03 05:07 pm (UTC)Glad you enjoyed! Thank you!