j2_crack | Entries tagged with rating:pg-13

A/N: I'm not great at crossposting, so I have a bit of a backlog. The humour is these is closer to mild slapstick than to true crack, but I think they might belong here anyway. :)

Title: Would-be Thieves
Author:

walking_tornado
Beta:

firesign10
Genre: RPF non-AU
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: G
Wordcount: ~1k
Summary: A security guard stumbles upon a tipsy Jared and Jensen.
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Title: The Naked Cowboy
Author:

walking_tornado
Beta:

firesign10
Genre: RPF AU
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: ~6k
Summary: Jared’s vacation takes a turn for the better when he snaps a photo of naked Jensen.
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Title: Cake Jumping
Author:

walking_tornado
Genre: RPF AU
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, (implied future Jared/Jensen/JDM)
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: ~800 words
Summary: Jared surprises Jensen on his birthday.
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meus_venator

I can't get the words to the Depeche Mode song "Personal Jesus" out of my head as I look at this.
Click on the link and stare into Jensen's eyes as you listen to it *g*
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares

Oh Jensen, you got the power.
Image courtesy of tumblr, but I'm not sure whose.

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anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com

So, I haven't been back to my delicious account since 2012 (no kidding) because they changed the layout and I REALLY hate big layout changes and blah blah blah. {Note to LJ: yes I have mostly been absent since you f*cked up the layout}

Anyhow, I knew I had some little jewels saved there and today

meus_venator convinced me that is was vital to the world of J2 fic that I work out what the hell my username and password were and riffle through it's contents. Oh, she wasn't wrong. It's a miracle I made it back out from all that yummy fic, so here is my first rec from it.

Title: Come On, Fur Fag,We've Got a World To Save
Author/Artist: unreckless
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Warnings, kinks & contents: None, just a few furry jokes, pussy jokes and Chad.
Wordcount: 8.4K
Summary: Honestly, Jared’s just trying to do this one simple thing. He’s pledging a frat and his Big Brother wants him to go get some old book from some dead doctor’s house up at the old TB ward off campus. Fine. No big. Jared’s down with that. Except then he meets the talking cat and things get completely out of hand.

Reccer's notes: Talking cat Jensen is always going to have me taking a look and this didn't disappoint. It is light hearted and funny, in keeping with it's

j2_everafter roots. The story jogs along nicely and the banter between the Js is just superb.

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Title: Dignity of Dragons
Author: etrix
Art: Here by

sophiap
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: Gen
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 51k
Summary:

spn_j2_bigbang entry for 2012
Technically, Harley found the lizard (which was actually a dragon!) and Jared took it home because it was hurt (even though his mama had said no more pets). It was okay though, because Jared didn't intend to keep it. In fact, it had to have escaped from one of the government zoos (and having it in the house was probably dangerous), so Jared planned on returning it (but the dragon had plans of his own).

Reccer's notes: I'd admired the artwork when this work was first posted in 2012, but never got around to reading the actual story. In revisiting the art to see cagey, coffee adicted dragon!Jensen reaching out for a mug of his favorite brew I knew I had to make the time to read. Totally adorarable story, made me cry in parts because of the sad conditions of the captured dragons, but the surprise ending fills your heart with joy and easily sweeps the tears away. A lovely story, perfectly illustrated.

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Title: Don't Tickle The Dragon
Author:

brokenhighways
Pairing: J2
Word count: ~24k
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: none

Summary: If there’s one thing that Jensen never wants to hear about again in his life, it’s dragons. It sounds bizarre but that’s what happens when you’re in love with an eccentric archaeologist who has a penchant for rambling about dragons when he’s drunk. And when he’s sober. And… well, at any given time of the day. However, Jensen finds himself becoming enamoured when Jared’s given a dragon egg to look after and their lives change drastically.

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Title: The chilli tester
Author:

junkerin
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG 13 (many bad words :-)

Misha didn´t know what he sign up to when he joined Jared and Jensen being judges in a chilly contest.

Crack - fun - not my original story

Okay so I read this story and had tears in my eyes from laughing.

Here is my SPN RPF version. Have fun:
(This is not real, no cast member was harmed)

( Read more... )

Current Mood: okay
Current Location: home
Current Music: none

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Title: The Great Escape
Author:anniespinkhouse
Pairing: douchebag!Jared/OC
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: crack, abuse (but bear with me)
Summary: Set in the au of the S9 mockumentary and won't make much sense unless you've seen that.
"Jared says he loves him..."
Length: Drabble (100 words)
Disclaimer: This is all fiction folks. The boys and their alter egos don't belong to me.

{LJ} {AO3}

Current Mood: ditzy

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title: You're not too spiky, you're perfect!
pairing: J2
rating: PG-13 for very light... armadillo!dirty talk... sexual innuendo... whatever :) The pic is entirely SFW :)
warnings: dunno. porcupine!Jensen and armadillo!Jared need a warning?
summary: Jensen's life as a porcupine has been hard. It is quite possible that he will die as a virgin, because really, who would want to have sex with someone whose back is full of long, dangerous spikes? But one day he meets Jared, who doesn't seem to care about his quills, and loves him just the way he is.

see cute J2 at my JOURNAL

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Title: I Dream of Jensen
Author/Artist:

queeberquabbler
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: J2
Rating: PG-13
Warnings, kinks & contents: None, really :)
Wordcount: 40k+
Summary: Jared ekes out a living as a lowly PA for the prop department of a successful show, but he wishes for the chance to become so much more. As fate would have it, his wish is about to be granted.

Reccer's notes: Such a good story by a wonderful author! A little mystery, a villain, a wrong that needs to be made right, and, of course, a heapin' helpin' of magic - what's not to like!

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Title: The Attic Room
Author: anniespinkhouse
Character/Pairings: Jensen/Jared
Genre: au
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: some swear words, sexual concepts and behavior, M.egg-preg, unplanned parenthood, sickening quantity of Christmas sparkle and schmoop, oh and Chad Michael-Murray. Unbetaed
Length: ~14.3K (complete)
Summary: Jensen was concentrating on his nursing career, which is probably why he found himself almost homeless just before Christmas. Luckily (?) he found a room in Chad and Misha's house. It wasn't the attic room that was advertised, and in fact, he began to think there was something altogether mysterious about the attic room, and evasive about his housemates. Nothing could have prepared him for what he actually discovered there; a dragon, an egg, and maybe love.

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Written as a gift for

candygramme for the spn_J2_xmas_xchange

Title: Once Upon a Time in Space
Gifter:

etoile_etiolee
Pairing/Characters:J2, Ty Olson, Misha Collins.
Word Count:7000
Rating: NC-13 for language and sexual references
Warnings:Crack sci-fi fic!
Summary:Space Explorer Jensen stumble upon a priceless treasure on an unknown planet. Little does he know that the Black Hood, a feared Space Pirate, has a special interest in this treasure as well.
Disclaimer: This is soooo not true...
Special thanks: To my very dear friend,

disneymagics, for the amazing beta work despite the fact that this story was full of obscure sci-fi references. You are the best! Never doubt it.

Once Upon a Time in Space

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Title: It's the most wonderful time of the year
Author/Artist:

saone77
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: j2
Rating: pg-13
Warnings, kinks & contents: Fictionalization of families. Slight, accidental, madcap violence.
Wordcount: 6246
Summary: AU. It’s Black Friday, the biggest shopping day of the year, and Jensen has been given an almost impossible task: find the hottest toy of the holiday season for his nephew, or face his sister-in-law’s wrath. Unfortunately, there's a big, hazel-eyed obstacle in the way.

Reccer's notes: Very cleverly written and makes me smile so hard when I read it. What better way to celebrate Black Friday than with a Black Friday fic! :)

(P.S. Much thanks to the awesome

meus_venator for helping me figure out how to post this :)

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Part Six & The Epilogue of the "A Little Familiar" Series
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None really, unless you need a warning for snark.
Disclaimer: Obviously not real and not meant to imply reality. This is crack, ladies and gentleman.
Authors Note: Written for

bumblebat79
Summary:Ever wonder how sorcerer's wind up with their familiars? Well J1, a mild mannered IT professional is about to discover that J2, the hipster in marketing isn't all he appears and the word 'Master' will never mean the same thing to him again.

Start at the beginning: Part One

Part 6: A Little Less Talk
A Little Epilogue

And since it's not over yet on the Pacific Coast, Happy Halloween!

Current Mood: happy
Current Location: Pacific Northwest

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Summary: Jensen just thought that it was just going to be another lame CW Halloween party. Crappy music paired cheap orange colored food that Jared inhaled tons of before going into a sugar coma. What he didn't expect was for some powerful warlock with a serious axe to grind with the stations president to show up and turn everyone into their costumes.
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: Currently just T for swearing and violence in later parts, but the rating may change to NC-17 if I decide to up the J2 ante. :)
Word Count (so far): 2k+
Warnings: Swearing, violence, future graphic J2, characters death (Not J2) and lots of crack :).
A/N:This story is based off the prompt given by the user tipsy_kitty. The fic is set in our current time (well, a tiny bit ahead of it actually). Please forgive any spelling or structural errors that I might have made. I didn't bother with a beta and read over it a couple times myself, but somehow I always manage to miss a couple random things. It's also been a while since I've done a comment fic, but I just couldn't help myself, lol. In case you're curious, the title is partially taken from the R.L. Stine book The Haunted Mask. What can I say? I’m really a child at heart. Enjoy!

Start from Part 1

( The Haunted Masquerade Part 2 )

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Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: A bit of violence, Introduction of an OMC
Disclaimer: Obviously not real and not meant to imply reality. This is crack, ladies and gentleman.
Authors Note: Written for

meus_venator's prompt for the Kettle of Trouble meme. This is probably not at all what she had in mind when she gave that prompt, but it's where my warped mind chose to go with it, so here it is...
Summary:Ever wonder how sorcerer's wind up with their familiars? Well J1, a mild mannered IT professional is about to discover that J2, the hipster in marketing isn't all he appears and the word 'Master' will never mean the same thing to him again. This is part three, where Jared faces off against an unexpected visitor....

A Little Trouble

This way to Part One

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Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None really, unless you need a warning for snark.
Disclaimer: Obviously not real and not meant to imply reality. This is crack, ladies and gentleman.
Authors Note: Written for

meus_venator's prompt for the Kettle of Trouble meme. This is probably not at all what she had in mind when she gave that prompt, but it's where my warped mind chose to go with it, so here it is...
Summary:Ever wonder how sorcerer's wind up with their familiars? Well J1, a mild mannered IT professional is about to discover that J2, the hipster in marketing isn't all he appears and the word 'Master' will never mean the same thing to him again. This is part two, where Jared learns that Jensen isn't really wearing a costume...

A Little Confusion

This way to Part One

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Title A State of Calm Prevailing
Author Brutti ma buoni
Rating PG13
Pairing Jensen/Jared
Prompt for the Kettle of Trouble at

j2_crack, specifically for

tipsy_kitty, who wanted a Night Vale fusion with DJ Jensen pining for newly-arrived scientist Jared

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Summary: Jensen just thought that it was just going to be another lame CW Halloween party. Crappy music paired cheap orange colored food that Jared inhaled tons of before going into a sugar coma. What he didn't expect was for some powerful warlock with a serious axe to grind with the stations president to show up and turn everyone into their costumes.
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: Currently just T for swearing and violence in later parts, but the rating may change to NC-17 if I decide to up the J2 ante. :)
Word Count (so far): 2k+
Warnings: Swearing, violence, future graphic J2, characters death (Not J2) and lots of crack :).
A/N:This story is based off the prompt given by the user tipsy_kitty The fic is set in our current time (well, a tiny bit ahead of it actually). Please forgive any spelling or structural errors that I might have made. I didn't bother with a beta and read over it a couple times myself, but somehow I always manage to miss a couple random things. It's also been a while since I've done a comment fic, but I just couldn't help myself, lol. In case you're curious, the title is partially taken from the R.L. Stine book The Haunted Mask. What can I say? I’m really a child at heart. Enjoy!

( The Haunted Masquerade Part 1 )

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Title: frost bite
Pairing: Jared/Jensen (AU)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~4,200
Warnings: Blood, vampires.
Summary: In which Jensen is a vampire who just really loves Christmas.

Living with Jensen was a lot like living with a large, unruly cat, except Jensen was probably about seventy percent less graceful.

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I made the first one of these exactly two years ago! :D And then I made three more. /o\

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Fic Rec: Dignity of Dragons by etrix

fic: don't tickle the dragon

Fic: The chilli tester

The Great Escape (Jared/OC, PG-13)

ART: You're not too spiky, you're perfect! (J2,PG-13, extremely AU :))

Rec: Genie Jensen!

The Attic Room (Jensen/Jared, AU, PG-13)

Once Upon a Time in Space

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A Little Familiar Part 6 + Epilogue

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A Little Trouble

A Little Confusion

J2 Night Vale Fusion, A State of Calm Prevailing (PG13)

The Haunted Masquerade Part 1/?

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