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ashtraythief.livejournal.com

Title: The S&M Adventures
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1,800

Summary: When Gerald Slicer watched the squirrel in his backyard, it should have made him suspicious. It didn’t. It was the last mistake he ever made.
Warnings/Kink: moose!jared, squirrel!Jensen, violence, minor character death, sex (yes, I am not kidding), partly outsider POV
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of this. In fact, I still don’t believe I’ve written this. I am definitely making no profit off of this.
Notes: So I’m trying to write a fic that should have been done ages ago. It just won’t flow. Then my roommate sneezed like a homicidal rodent and this happened. I don’t know, people. I think this might be the most insane thing I’ve ever written. And I’ve written dino porn. You have been warned.
Thank you, so much, to my steadfast beta

linvro21 who puts up with all my weirdness without batting an eye. Or so she claims… All remaining mistakes are clingy bastards.

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ar-richardson.livejournal.com

Part Six & The Epilogue of the "A Little Familiar" Series
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None really, unless you need a warning for snark.
Disclaimer: Obviously not real and not meant to imply reality. This is crack, ladies and gentleman.
Authors Note: Written for

bumblebat79
Summary:Ever wonder how sorcerer's wind up with their familiars? Well J1, a mild mannered IT professional is about to discover that J2, the hipster in marketing isn't all he appears and the word 'Master' will never mean the same thing to him again.

Start at the beginning: Part One

Part 6: A Little Less Talk
A Little Epilogue

And since it's not over yet on the Pacific Coast, Happy Halloween!

Current Mood: happy
Current Location: Pacific Northwest

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ar-richardson.livejournal.com

Parts Four and Five of the "A Little Familiar" Series
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R (bordering on NC-17)
Warnings: None really, unless you need a warning for snark.
Disclaimer: Obviously not real and not meant to imply reality. This is crack, ladies and gentleman.
Authors Note: Written for

bumblebat79
Summary:Ever wonder how sorcerer's wind up with their familiars? Well J1, a mild mannered IT professional is about to discover that J2, the hipster in marketing isn't all he appears and the word 'Master' will never mean the same thing to him again. Here are parts four and five, in which Jared gets a little tied up...

Part Four: A Little Bondage
Part Five: A Little Bonding

And if you want to start at the beginning, here is Part One: A Little Familiar

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ar-richardson.livejournal.com

Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: A bit of violence, Introduction of an OMC
Disclaimer: Obviously not real and not meant to imply reality. This is crack, ladies and gentleman.
Authors Note: Written for

meus_venator's prompt for the Kettle of Trouble meme. This is probably not at all what she had in mind when she gave that prompt, but it's where my warped mind chose to go with it, so here it is...
Summary:Ever wonder how sorcerer's wind up with their familiars? Well J1, a mild mannered IT professional is about to discover that J2, the hipster in marketing isn't all he appears and the word 'Master' will never mean the same thing to him again. This is part three, where Jared faces off against an unexpected visitor....

A Little Trouble

This way to Part One

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ar-richardson.livejournal.com

Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None really, unless you need a warning for snark.
Disclaimer: Obviously not real and not meant to imply reality. This is crack, ladies and gentleman.
Authors Note: Written for

meus_venator's prompt for the Kettle of Trouble meme. This is probably not at all what she had in mind when she gave that prompt, but it's where my warped mind chose to go with it, so here it is...
Summary:Ever wonder how sorcerer's wind up with their familiars? Well J1, a mild mannered IT professional is about to discover that J2, the hipster in marketing isn't all he appears and the word 'Master' will never mean the same thing to him again. This is part two, where Jared learns that Jensen isn't really wearing a costume...

A Little Confusion

This way to Part One

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ar-richardson.livejournal.com

Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Warnings: None really, unless you need a warning for snark.
Disclaimer: Obviously not real and not meant to imply reality. This is crack, ladies and gentleman.
Authors Note: Written for

meus_venator's prompt for the Kettle of Trouble meme. This is probably not at all what she had in mind when she gave that prompt, but it's where my warped mind chose to go with it, so here it is (the first part, anyway)...
Summary:Ever wonder how sorcerer's wind up with their familiars? Well J1, a mild mannered IT professional is about to discover that J2, the hipster in marketing isn't all he appears and the word 'Master' will never mean the same thing to him again.

This way to the fic...

Current Mood: happy

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meus_venator

Title: Spots Get In Your Eyes
Author:

meus_venator
Beta:

simplybeing
Artist: roxymissrose
Genre: RPF, AU
Characters: Hamster!Jensen, Chipmunk!Jared
Rating: PG
Length: 3700 words
Disclaimer: The boys aren’t mine, this is all done in fun. Don’t sue. Complete and utter crack!
Summary: Jensen has always watched his weight, then one day he meets a handsome stranger who thinks he’s perfect just the way he is.

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The family still wasn’t moving by the time Jensen finished his first work out of the day. He’d always been a little self-conscious about his weight and worked out religiously. (What could he say? He was fighting genetics.) Pushing himself to go another few laps, he finally decided he’d done enough for the time being when he heard the first faint stirrings of the children upstairs.

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Because I just love this series and

meus_venator was kind enough to carry on! You know you have to read it! :D

Carrying on from Spots Get In Your Eyes, and My Favorite Spots by

tipsy_kitty, to the newest: Spots and Things and Flying Machines

Which meant I had to do this!

spots2

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meus_venator

Title: Spots and Things and Flying Machines
Author:

meus_venator
Beta:

fufaraw
Artist:

roxymissrose
Genre: RPF, AU
Characters: Hamster!Jensen, Chipmunk!Jared
Rating: PG
Length: 4900 words
Disclaimer: The boys aren’t mine, neither are their furry alias in this story. This is all done in fun. Don’t sue. Complete and utter crack!
Summary: Jensen goes on his first big adventure OUTSIDE, with Jared of course.
Warnings: for rodent!porn, well sort of.
A/N: This story is dedicated to Skittles

anniespinkhouse's charismatic hamster whose antics inspired this 'verse.
He lived hard and partied long and went out with a bang, he will be missed.

: : :

“Tea Jensthen?”

Jensen nodded solemnly and Annie daintily filled the bright pink cup from her tea pot.

Jensen sipped obligingly as she turned the flower patterned pot toward Jared.

“Tea, Mithter Tickles?” Read On

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Entries tagged with genre:cute rodents

Fic: The S&M Adventures

A Little Familiar Part 6 + Epilogue

A Little Familiar Parts 4 & 5

A Little Trouble

A Little Confusion

A Little Familiar

REPOST: Spots Get In Your Eyes, J2, PG

Spot and Things and Flying Machines!

Spots and Things and Flying Machines, J2, PG, Hamster!Jensen/Chipmunk!Jared

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