fic: don't tickle the dragon

Apr. 15th, 2015 10:51 pm
[identity profile] brokenhighways.livejournal.com
Title: Don't Tickle The Dragon
Author: [livejournal.com profile] brokenhighways
Pairing: J2
Word count: ~24k
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: none

Summary: If there’s one thing that Jensen never wants to hear about again in his life, it’s dragons. It sounds bizarre but that’s what happens when you’re in love with an eccentric archaeologist who has a penchant for rambling about dragons when he’s drunk. And when he’s sober. And… well, at any given time of the day. However, Jensen finds himself becoming enamoured when Jared’s given a dragon egg to look after and their lives change drastically.
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fic: dive hard with a fingeance

Jun. 3rd, 2014 08:05 pm
[identity profile] brokenhighways.livejournal.com
Title: Dive Hard (With A FINgeance)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] brokenhighways
word count: 12K+
rating: R
pairing/characters: j2, chad michael murray, misha collins, katie cassidy, paris hilton, jeffrey dean morgan
warnings: violence, character death (sort of), death of sharks, batshit insanery, inaccurate depiction of sharks, geographical errors, scientific errors, SyFy-esque plot, crazy people, talking animals, language and out dated zingers about Paris Hilton

Summary: [Based on Sharknado] Jared Padalecki is a shark whisperer. Well, that’s what they call him. Technically, you could say that his ability to communicate with sharks does in fact make him a shark whisperer. To Jared, it's a part of him, a gift that he was born with. He doesn't care that he's mocked in the media for being crazy (and having questionable hair). What he cares about is keeping peace between sharks and human beings. It’s too bad that the sharks have other ideas.
Featuring Jensen as a water shifter and Misha as a villainous shark.
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fic: bowls have souls

Feb. 19th, 2014 05:24 pm
[identity profile] brokenhighways.livejournal.com
Title: Bowls Have Souls
Author: [livejournal.com profile] brokenhighways
Pairing: J2 (pre-slash, AU)
Rating: PG
Words: 5500
Warnings: Minor character death. Lack of knowledge of spells. Crack. Fluff. Schmoop. A talking bowl. A mug shatters into pieces and dies. It's a very sad moment.

Summary: Jared might be a small hollowed out object made out of not-quite-China, but let's be real here; he's no ordinary bowl. Or the one where Jensen owns a talking bowl.

Notes: I wrote this ages ago but never thought to post it here, so here it is :P
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Three Steps Past Triton (J2, NC17)

Dec. 5th, 2013 10:45 pm
[identity profile] brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com
Title: Three Steps Past Triton
Author: [livejournal.com profile] brutti_ma_buoni
Fandom/Genre: SPN: space adventure
Pairing(s): Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 24000
Warnings:
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] cassiopeia7
Art Masterpost: All the AMAZING art for this fic - seriously, you have to click here! (Story spoilers, beware.)

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Summary: Jensen is a space captain. Jared is a space whore. When Jensen gives Jared just one chance, the kid takes it. They travel through hell and beyond, though that's partly astronomy, not metaphor. And in the end, maybe it wasn't the kid that needed saving.

Originally for a prompt in the To Boldly Go ficathon hosted by [livejournal.com profile] deirdre_c. I posted a little ficlet, and couldn't let it go. This, um, happened. And then, amazingly, [livejournal.com profile] cassiopeia7 happened, and made me think about practicalities and aerodynamics, and just what Hell's Gate should look like – and just look at what she made for this story. We hope you love both fic and art; we definitely loved creating them!

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J2 Night Vale Fusion, A State of Calm Prevailing (PG13)

Oct. 8th, 2013 08:32 am
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Title A State of Calm Prevailing
Author Brutti ma buoni
Rating PG13
Pairing Jensen/Jared
Prompt for the Kettle of Trouble at [livejournal.com profile] j2_crack, specifically for [livejournal.com profile] tipsy_kitty, who wanted a Night Vale fusion with DJ Jensen pining for newly-arrived scientist Jared

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frost bite - 1/1

Jul. 8th, 2013 08:50 pm
[identity profile] bertee.livejournal.com
Title: frost bite
Pairing: Jared/Jensen (AU)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~4,200
Warnings: Blood, vampires.
Summary: In which Jensen is a vampire who just really loves Christmas.

Living with Jensen was a lot like living with a large, unruly cat, except Jensen was probably about seventy percent less graceful.
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Sunset on the Highway

Jun. 26th, 2013 09:54 pm
[identity profile] bertee.livejournal.com
Title: Sunset on the Highway [Complete]
Pairing: Jared/Jensen (AU)
Rating: R
Word Count: ~13,500
Warnings: Violence, gore, zombies
Summary: Superhero!Jared and firefighter!Jensen take a roadtrip during the zombie apocalypse.

"I hear the job of 'shirtless handyman' is very spiritually rewarding."
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Boys from the Dwarf

Jun. 15th, 2013 11:32 pm
[identity profile] brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com
A space AU that's a fusion with the sitcom Red Dwarf. But I'm told it's understandable if you don't know the original premise :-)

Title Boys From the Dwarf
Author brutti ma buoni
Pairing Jared/Jensen
Rating Teen
Words 1300
Prompt/Summary Jared wakes up after centuries of cryo-sleep to find his shipmates long dead, his know-it-all former roommate, Jensen, is now a walking hologram, and there's a very human-looking cat running around the ship. Red Dwarf AU, yo! in [livejournal.com profile] deirdre_c's J2 Sam/Dean space commentathon
Spoiler May not involve a cat

Boys from the Dwarf
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