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Title: The S&M Adventures
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1,800

Summary: When Gerald Slicer watched the squirrel in his backyard, it should have made him suspicious. It didn’t. It was the last mistake he ever made.
Warnings/Kink: moose!jared, squirrel!Jensen, violence, minor character death, sex (yes, I am not kidding), partly outsider POV
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of this. In fact, I still don’t believe I’ve written this. I am definitely making no profit off of this.
Notes: So I’m trying to write a fic that should have been done ages ago. It just won’t flow. Then my roommate sneezed like a homicidal rodent and this happened. I don’t know, people. I think this might be the most insane thing I’ve ever written. And I’ve written dino porn. You have been warned.
Thank you, so much, to my steadfast beta linvro21 who puts up with all my weirdness without batting an eye. Or so she claims… All remaining mistakes are clingy bastards.

Title: In the Land Before Time: If We Hold On Together
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, side Chad/Sophia
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~5,700

Summary: Jared and Jensen have settled into life in their new territory. With settling down new problems arise, but an unforeseen event brings them closer together than ever. Or: How they expanded the herd again.
Warnings/Kinks: crack and schmoop in abundance, dino-sex, switching, general inappropriateness when it comes to the dealing with childhood memories and minor dino death
Disclaimer: No dinosaurs were harmed in the writing of this fic
Notes: Written in honor of cassiopeia7’s birthday. I saw it was coming up and it reminded me of this idea I had, which I then had to write even though I’m supposed to be doing other things. Oh well, hope you enjoy!
Title taken from the Land Before Time soundtrack. Thanks to linvro21 for the speedy beta!

Part three in the Dinosaur Chronoicles, following In The Land Before Time and In The Land Before Time: The Wisdom Of Friends.

Title: Stirring up a Storm
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: 5,500

Summary: Jared is the God of Sports and occasionally he gets a little too caught up in his job. His boyfriend Jensen, the God of Weather, is not amused. So when Jensen withholds cold weather during the winter Olympics, Jared must come through for his followers and convince Jensen to give them real winter weather.

Warnings/Kinks: bottom!Jensen, the boys being gods (i.e. stubborn, entitled, self-absorbed assholes), PWP

Notes: Written for deirdre_c's prompt on her Winter Olympics Porn Sam/Dean & J2 Comment-fic Meme and used for this month's smpc. I have taken various liberties with sports and their schedules. But it’s for the sake of the porn, so I guess it’s alright?

Golden thanks to linvro21 for the speedy beta, all mistakes you find stubbornly remained there because they like me so much.

Title: The Red Files - Case #243 or How Beets Almost Ended the World
Author: ashtraythief
Artist: kjanddean
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, with a side of Kim/Felicia
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~ 11,000

Summary: It’s Agent Rhodes’s first week with an agency that doesn’t exist, surveilling a creature that doesn’t exist, with new computer technology that doesn’t exist. But her new co-worker is a smoking hot IT geek, so she doesn’t mind watching unassuming college student Jensen Ackles all day, waiting for his mysterious and, as of yet, unidentified boyfriend to show up

Warnings/Kinks: Outsider POV, bottom!Jensen, creatures, knotting, voyeurism, slight crack with a hint of angst and a good dose of schmoop, and relationship drama involving beets

Notes: Written for linvro21’s prompt on j2_prompts, because today is her birthday and the awesomeness of her existence needs to be celebrated.

Huge thanks to keep_waking_up for the stellar beta work, and to the general population of the kitteh gang for plotting help :)



Fic can be found here.

kjanddean’s amazing art is here. It is NSFW, obviously, and also a tad spoilery in nature.

Title: Pastoral in J-major
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~ 7300

Summary: Jensen is a lonely centaur who thinks he's never going to find true love until at the annual wine festival, his friends force convince him to take part in the mating ceremony

Warnings/Kinks: Crack, centaur porn, bottom!Jensen, blatant abuse of Greek mythology, also there are a lot of naked butts here, just saying and I'm indulging in the worst stereotypes ever. Apologies.

Notes: Written for keep_waking_up's prompt over at j2_prompts. Inspired by a sequence from Disney's Fantasia to Beethoven's Sixth Symphony. You should also check out kjanddean's amazing art for this prompt (NSFW).

I don't think linvro21 knew exactly what she was getting herself into when she offered to beta my stories, but I'm eternally grateful she did. Thanks to keep_waking_up for selfishly awesomely cheering me on during the late hours of the night.