fic: The Giant Knitted Condom

Mar. 30th, 2016 03:01 pm
walking_tornado: (Alec - D.A.)
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Title: The Giant Knitted Condom
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Genre: J2 AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1k
Warnings: none

Summary: Jared knits himself a sock with yarn!Jensen.

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fic: Divine Fruit Ltd.

Mar. 28th, 2016 02:45 pm
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Title: Divine Fruit Ltd.
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Pairing/Genre: Jared/Jensen, RPF AU, crack
Rating: R
Warnings: none

Summary: Jensen is a peach and Jared is a banana. (written for spn_masquerade)

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Fic: Shishkabobbing the Tikka

Jul. 4th, 2015 07:50 pm
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Title: Shishkabobbing the Tikka
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Genre: AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: food PWP
Length: ~700

Summary: Jensen is a chicken tikka. Jared is a shishkabob. They fuse.

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Fic: Holding His Own

Jan. 24th, 2015 11:58 am
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Title: Holding his own
Author: [livejournal.com profile] walking_tornado
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Genre: J2 AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: cursed objects (and associated non-con), restraints, blowjob, animated inanimate objects (and unanimated animate objects). Minimal plot.
Length: ~6.7k

Summary: An unexpected visit results in a curse on Jensen's sex toys. (A sequel to The Garden Gnome)

Link to fic on LJ
Link to fic on AO3
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The Garden Gnome

18 Oct. 31st, 2014 03:51 pm
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Watch Me, Video surveillance cameras!Jared and Jensen, PG

Sep. 28th, 2014 12:00 am
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Title: Watch Me
Author: [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator
Beta: [livejournal.com profile] fufaraw
Paring: surveillance camera!Jared/ surveillance camera!Jensen
Genre: RPF AU, crack!fic
Rating: PG
Length: 5,500
Warnings: Inanimate object J's
Summary: Jensen was a top of the line video surveillance camera, until he wasn’t.

Author’s Note: This was prompted by a video cam gif by everything1s that was posted by [livejournal.com profile] big_heart_june and I immediately thought of J2 surveillance camera fic...
* shakes head * I’m so far gone I see them in everything, at least I’m not alone.
So it seems only right to gift this fic to [livejournal.com profile] big_heart_june, not only for inspiring it to begin with, but because she is the enabler of all things J2 and fuels us daily with awesome images and snippets about the boys.
Thank you for sharing the bounty hon!

gif by everything1s

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Jensen had always taken his career in security seriously, for him it wasn’t just a job it was a calling. Maybe because his dad had been part of Nasa’s JPL Sentry System program from the early sixties patrolling and protecting earth, but for whatever reason, a career in security was hardwired into him. It ran in other parts of the family too, with his mom and grandmother also coming from a strong if slightly lower profile surveillance background.

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The Jared, J2, NC-17

Sep. 13th, 2014 10:58 am
meus_venator: (Jensen lip lick)
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Title: The Jared

Author: [livejournal.com profile] meus_venator

Beta: [livejournal.com profile] fufaraw
Genre: SPN RPS
Pairings: Jared/Jensen

Rating: NC-17

Warnings, kinks & contents: inanimate object!Jared, dildo!Jared
Length: 9,700 words
Written for: [livejournal.com profile] kinkyheels
Prompt: Jared is a bad boy prince. Love 'em and leave 'em. Loves to deflower all the pretty princesses. Well turns out, one of them was under the protection of a powerful witch and she punishes Jared by turning him into something far more useful than a philandering prince.
LJ | AO3

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Jared the Fair gazed critically at himself in his gold framed mirror. He tossed his head back in a carefully practiced gesture designed to show off his long luxuriant locks to best advantage. Then he allowed a slow, artless smile to spread across his face. Satisfied with the results, he threw in a small laugh, dimples on full display as his gaze traveled up and down his reflection, his eyes narrowing slightly, in a look of feigned interest.

Perfect, just perfect. Like shooting fish in a barrel.

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ART: Penguin Fisting (J2, NC-17 - except if you look at it in a non-pervy way-, crack)

Mar. 19th, 2014 10:27 pm
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Title: Penguin Fisting
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17 for pervs, G for normal people :P
Summary: not much to tell... [livejournal.com profile] alezig wants fisting, [livejournal.com profile] alezig gets fisting. Except how fisting scares me, so I turned it into crack :)
Warnings: I promise it is NOT what it sounds like... so you hopefully won't end up traumatized :D

art at my journal HERE
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fic: bowls have souls

Feb. 19th, 2014 05:24 pm
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Title: Bowls Have Souls
Author: [livejournal.com profile] brokenhighways
Pairing: J2 (pre-slash, AU)
Rating: PG
Words: 5500
Warnings: Minor character death. Lack of knowledge of spells. Crack. Fluff. Schmoop. A talking bowl. A mug shatters into pieces and dies. It's a very sad moment.

Summary: Jared might be a small hollowed out object made out of not-quite-China, but let's be real here; he's no ordinary bowl. Or the one where Jensen owns a talking bowl.

Notes: I wrote this ages ago but never thought to post it here, so here it is :P
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Jan. 8th, 2014 01:36 pm
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Title: Designs on You
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] iminurface
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: J2
Rating: nc-17
Warnings, kinks & contents: blow job, frottage, food
Wordcount: 26.500
Summary: Jared is Jensen's toy, but he longs to be so much more. With the help of true love and a little bit of magic, he just might get his wish.

Reccer's notes: Jared is a dildo. That is reason enough to read
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O.o

Nov. 15th, 2013 08:41 pm
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So many things to say about this, so little time...
I have no idea where I would start! SOMEBODY USE THIS AS A PROMPT PLEASE!!!




or this

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May. 17th, 2013 09:04 am
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