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Title: The S&M Adventures
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1,800

Summary: When Gerald Slicer watched the squirrel in his backyard, it should have made him suspicious. It didn’t. It was the last mistake he ever made.
Warnings/Kink: moose!jared, squirrel!Jensen, violence, minor character death, sex (yes, I am not kidding), partly outsider POV
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of this. In fact, I still don’t believe I’ve written this. I am definitely making no profit off of this.
Notes: So I’m trying to write a fic that should have been done ages ago. It just won’t flow. Then my roommate sneezed like a homicidal rodent and this happened. I don’t know, people. I think this might be the most insane thing I’ve ever written. And I’ve written dino porn. You have been warned.
Thank you, so much, to my steadfast beta linvro21 who puts up with all my weirdness without batting an eye. Or so she claims… All remaining mistakes are clingy bastards.

Title: In the Land Before Time: If We Hold On Together
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, side Chad/Sophia
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~5,700

Summary: Jared and Jensen have settled into life in their new territory. With settling down new problems arise, but an unforeseen event brings them closer together than ever. Or: How they expanded the herd again.
Warnings/Kinks: crack and schmoop in abundance, dino-sex, switching, general inappropriateness when it comes to the dealing with childhood memories and minor dino death
Disclaimer: No dinosaurs were harmed in the writing of this fic
Notes: Written in honor of cassiopeia7’s birthday. I saw it was coming up and it reminded me of this idea I had, which I then had to write even though I’m supposed to be doing other things. Oh well, hope you enjoy!
Title taken from the Land Before Time soundtrack. Thanks to linvro21 for the speedy beta!

Part three in the Dinosaur Chronoicles, following In The Land Before Time and In The Land Before Time: The Wisdom Of Friends.

Title: Night at the Zoo
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R (for language? Rating might change later)
Words: ~ 5,800 (this part)

Summary: Jared is a lonely tiger at the zoo who just wants a friend to cuddle with. His quest seems hopeless until he meets panda Jensen
Warnings/Kinks: tiger!Jared and panda!Jensen, crack (obviously), incorrect portrayal of animal life at the zoo and complete and utter schmoop
Disclaimer: The boys don’t belong to me. Do I really need to tell you that this never happened?
Notes: For inspiration, I looked at the panda cam at the San Diego Zoo and several of their videos. You should all go over there and flail over babypanda cuteness.
Thanks to my awesome beta linvro21 for making it pretty.

Part One (Part Two should follow in a couple of days)