Fic Rec: Dignity of Dragons by [profile] etrix

Jun. 13th, 2015 02:45 pm
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Title: Dignity of Dragons
Author: [livejournal.com profile] etrix
Art: Here by [livejournal.com profile] sophiap
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: Gen
Rating: PG
Wordcount: 51k
Summary: [livejournal.com profile] spn_j2_bigbang entry for 2012
Technically, Harley found the lizard (which was actually a dragon!) and Jared took it home because it was hurt (even though his mama had said no more pets). It was okay though, because Jared didn't intend to keep it. In fact, it had to have escaped from one of the government zoos (and having it in the house was probably dangerous), so Jared planned on returning it (but the dragon had plans of his own).

Reccer's notes: I'd admired the artwork when this work was first posted in 2012, but never got around to reading the actual story. In revisiting the art to see cagey, coffee adicted dragon!Jensen reaching out for a mug of his favorite brew I knew I had to make the time to read. Totally adorarable story, made me cry in parts because of the sad conditions of the captured dragons, but the surprise ending fills your heart with joy and easily sweeps the tears away. A lovely story, perfectly illustrated.
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Fic: How Dinosaurs Brought Them Orgasms

May. 24th, 2015 10:34 pm
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Title: How Dinosaurs Brought Them Orgasms
Authors: [livejournal.com profile] ashtraythief and [livejournal.com profile] somersault_j
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: CRACK, dildos, comment fic collaboration between ash and me
Length: 1.400 words


Summary: Jensen is a total nerd, wearing dino underwear. Jared really likes it.
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The Eye of Semptor

18 Mar. 31st, 2014 06:33 pm
sylsdarkplace: Aubrey Beardsley's Salome & St John (goth jared)
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Playing Fast and Loose with the 'peen' word

Dec. 4th, 2013 04:47 pm
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So I made the terrible mistake of showing [livejournal.com profile] kinkyheels the mind boggeling link from WTFFanFiction over on tumblr of "Words Used to Describe Genitals".

And she of course had to do a post on it and now she and [livejournal.com profile] somersault_j are off to the races writing an on the fly fic trying to use all the many colourful expressions from the post.

You have to go take a look, it is J2 crack at it's finest and I'm sure they'd welcome anyone to come and play. I'd love if the final fic got put together and posted, but for now go here to read the dubious adventures of
Jared's throbbing giggle stick and Jensen's purple headed warrior.
( Images in your head... )
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Yardbird for a Dragon

Oct. 23rd, 2013 08:34 am
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Title: Yardbird for a Dragon
Author: Sanshal
Characters/Pairings: J2
Genre: Fairytale (with a twist?)
Warnings:None :-)
Length: 5,451 words
Summary: Prince Jared found his Prince-Consort under rather strange circumstances.
 Written for this prompt: [For years there were tales of how Prince Jared's father saved his queen from a dragon. Now everyone believes its Jared's turn to save his own queen, like father like son or destiny or whatever. No one expected Jared to get TAKEN from the kingdom BY the dragon. Especially not the particularly nasty one currently threatening the kingdom for a few weeks/months/years.

So Jared deals with the shame of being a captured 'princess' while princes (or princesses, I'm not picky) and knights galore try to save him. Meanwhile, Jared starts getting to know his dragon captor and they strike up a friendship, maybe dragon!Jensen finds Jared's consistently failed attempts to rescue himself amusing and it starts to build a rapport between them and it turns out Jared is his mate.

Here's the twist to this fairy tale....instead of Jared having to save his princess from a dragon he has to find a way to save his (human) prince from the curse that locked him in dragon form.

I'd love to see Jared trying to rescue himself while being complete annoyed when anyone else tries to rescue him and secretly cheers dragon!Jensen on while he "defends" his captured "princess".]
Link to the story: HERE
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FIC: the art of incubating dragon eggs

Jul. 26th, 2013 04:54 pm
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Title: the art of incubating dragon eggs
Author: sa_kun
Characters/Parings: Jared/Jensen, Misha/Vicky, Felicia Day (minor appearances by Holland Roden, Adrienne Pallicki & Julie McNiven)
Rating: R
Length: 28k
Warnings: There are occasional bouts of violence, blood and death in this fic, but no major characters die. There are indirect and direct mentions of torture and the after-effects, the same with war, but I don't go into graphic details. Some nakedness may occur but again, no details.
Summary: Jared thinks there must be something about him that screams "looking for trouble!" But he's not looking for it. Honest. He can't help it if it seems like everyone wants to hold a knife to his throat these days, or get him involved in mysterious treasure hunts that may or may not have a secret, sinister motive. Or maybe it's the dragon eggs -- the ones he found abandoned in a dilapidated cabin in the woods the other day, all wrapped up in blankets and practically sitting in a fire pit. Yeah, it's probably that, to be fair. And Madthr help him if this Jensen guy, with the too-bright eyes and the occasional claws (not to even mention the dress), isn't just bringing more chaos into his life. It's just... Well... There's something about him, okay? But then again... just what is he, exactly?

A/N: It was suggested to me that I should share my entry for the [livejournal.com profile] spn_j2_bigbang challenge here. There are dragons it it. Also? Magic, trolls and other wondrous things.
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May. 17th, 2013 09:04 am
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