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PERSONAL JESUS

I can't get the words to the Depeche Mode song "Personal Jesus" out of my head as I look at this.
Click on the link and stare into Jensen's eyes as you listen to it *g*
Your own personal Jesus
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares


Oh Jensen, you got the power.
Image courtesy of tumblr, but I'm not sure whose.
[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com
Title: The Laws of Refraction
Author name: [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca
Artist name: [livejournal.com profile] lightthesparks
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, past Jeff/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 21,360

Summary:Following the assassination of their rival fathers, Princes Jared and Jensen are forced into marriage to stop full-out intergalactic war. Yet, things don't go quite as planned when the space pirate ex-boyfriend of one of the bridegrooms decides to stage an impromptu "rescue" mission that sets off a series of events that have consequences far beyond a single wedding ceremony. After all, no one said space diplomacy was easy.

FIC MASTERPOST = ART MASTERPOST

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[identity profile] kinkajou.livejournal.com
title: You're not too spiky, you're perfect!
pairing: J2
rating: PG-13 for very light... armadillo!dirty talk... sexual innuendo... whatever :) The pic is entirely SFW :)
warnings: dunno. porcupine!Jensen and armadillo!Jared need a warning?
summary: Jensen's life as a porcupine has been hard. It is quite possible that he will die as a virgin, because really, who would want to have sex with someone whose back is full of long, dangerous spikes? But one day he meets Jared, who doesn't seem to care about his quills, and loves him just the way he is.



see cute J2 at my JOURNAL
[identity profile] kinkajou.livejournal.com
Title: Mating Instinct
Pairing: J2
Rating: R. ish. I think.
Warnings/kinks: crack, were!Jared, animal traits,... dub-con leg humping?
Summary: Jensen smells like mate. Jared's instincts take over. Jensen is not amused. (illustrated as a cartoon)

silly cartoon AT MY JOURNAL
[identity profile] kinkajou.livejournal.com
Title: Penguin Fisting
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17 for pervs, G for normal people :P
Summary: not much to tell... [livejournal.com profile] alezig wants fisting, [livejournal.com profile] alezig gets fisting. Except how fisting scares me, so I turned it into crack :)
Warnings: I promise it is NOT what it sounds like... so you hopefully won't end up traumatized :D

art at my journal HERE
[identity profile] cassiopeia7.livejournal.com
Title: This Ain't My First Rodeo
Pairing/Characters: Jared, Jensen, Danneel, and altered-state Genevieve.
Fandom RPF AU
Rating: G
Warnings: Crack.
Summary: Badass cowgirl Danneel convinces Jensen and Jared to sign up for the "Full Moon" holiday rodeo -- but neglects to mention one teeny detail.

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Click thumbnail for art.
[identity profile] brutti-ma-buoni.livejournal.com
Title: Three Steps Past Triton
Author: [livejournal.com profile] brutti_ma_buoni
Fandom/Genre: SPN: space adventure
Pairing(s): Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Rating: NC17
Word Count: 24000
Warnings:
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] cassiopeia7
Art Masterpost: All the AMAZING art for this fic - seriously, you have to click here! (Story spoilers, beware.)

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Summary: Jensen is a space captain. Jared is a space whore. When Jensen gives Jared just one chance, the kid takes it. They travel through hell and beyond, though that's partly astronomy, not metaphor. And in the end, maybe it wasn't the kid that needed saving.

Originally for a prompt in the To Boldly Go ficathon hosted by [livejournal.com profile] deirdre_c. I posted a little ficlet, and couldn't let it go. This, um, happened. And then, amazingly, [livejournal.com profile] cassiopeia7 happened, and made me think about practicalities and aerodynamics, and just what Hell's Gate should look like – and just look at what she made for this story. We hope you love both fic and art; we definitely loved creating them!

Part One Part Two Part Three Part Four Part Five
[identity profile] ashtraythief.livejournal.com
Title: The Red Files - Case #243 or How Beets Almost Ended the World
Author: [livejournal.com profile] ashtraythief
Artist: [livejournal.com profile] kjanddean
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, with a side of Kim/Felicia
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~ 11,000

Summary: It’s Agent Rhodes’s first week with an agency that doesn’t exist, surveilling a creature that doesn’t exist, with new computer technology that doesn’t exist. But her new co-worker is a smoking hot IT geek, so she doesn’t mind watching unassuming college student Jensen Ackles all day, waiting for his mysterious and, as of yet, unidentified boyfriend to show up

Warnings/Kinks: Outsider POV, bottom!Jensen, creatures, knotting, voyeurism, slight crack with a hint of angst and a good dose of schmoop, and relationship drama involving beets

Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] linvro21’s prompt on [livejournal.com profile] j2_prompts, because today is her birthday and the awesomeness of her existence needs to be celebrated.

Huge thanks to [livejournal.com profile] keep_waking_up for the stellar beta work, and to the general population of the kitteh gang for plotting help :)



Fic can be found here.

[livejournal.com profile] kjanddean’s amazing art is here. It is NSFW, obviously, and also a tad spoilery in nature.
[identity profile] kinkajou.livejournal.com
title: Little pig, little pig, let me in!
pairing: J2
rating: depends on how dirty your mind is. Mine is, so if you catch everything that is implied, then it is at least R XD
summary: 3 little pigs J2 style, alternative ending
warnings: crack, just a quick sketch, lilpig!jensen + wolf Jared, it is somewhat porny if you squint hard enough it is porny because Jared is trying to rim Jensen. But he looks adorable while doing it.
notes: because [livejournal.com profile] alezig and [livejournal.com profile] debauchedsock played along with my idiotic ideas so now I have to show them.

see at my journal
[identity profile] tebtosca.livejournal.com
Note: I was just reminded this morning of the crackiest thing I've ever written (also probably my favorite), and then realized that I now have somewhere to post it lol!

Title: Mayhem and Rosey’s Almost-Not-Quite-Ultimately-Totally-Excellent Adventure
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca
Characters: Jared/Jensen and everyone who’s ever blinked on a CW show from the POV of Chad Michael Murray
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6400
Warnings: CRACK. Including but not limited to genderswap, dinosaurs, conjoined twins, little people orgies, and copious drug use to explain the rest of this sentence

Summary: Never accept drugs from a mime
[identity profile] dulcetine.livejournal.com
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i really enjoyed the nymph!jensen series by [livejournal.com profile] tipsy_kitty and was inspired to draw two g-rated scenes + one especially cracky bonus gif. hope you enjoy the farty arts!


click below to view the art! :D
(hello, lovely oak tree)


ps. D:< if you haven't read the series yet... fo shame!! go read it ALLLL here :D or better yet go and reread it!

Crack-Watch!

Jul. 6th, 2013 05:24 pm
[identity profile] anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com
I have to admit to avoiding the [livejournal.com profile] spn_j2_bigbang fics this year until I've completed my own  - because of the danger of getting side tracked. However, a happy coincidence led me to the art by [livejournal.com profile] dulcetine for goddess_julie 's 'Gone In an Instant (or Here Till The Bitter End)' and there is some superbly cracky and wonderful bonus art in the post, which cracked me up.

So, I thought - hang on, I might be missing important crack - WE might be missing important crack. We need to put combined reading and ogling skills into the crucial mission of identifying what cracky goodness lies within this year's Big Bang.

So I am asking for help. What have you found in this year's [livejournal.com profile] spn_j2_bigbang that qualifies as crack? Can we make the definitive list I wonder? Is anyone as remotely as crazy as me, to want this? Does anyone want to help out and comment, leaving links, as and when they find them? I'm pretty sure that Jared riding a Vespa in space, in [livejournal.com profile] mia6363 's Redacted (Investigation Ongoing) qualifies as our sort thing (and I am desperately covering my eyes to stop myself going to look, because I am NOT allowed to yet!).

*puppy/kitten/dragon/sloth (insert what works for you) eyes* at you all.
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[identity profile] weekendship.livejournal.com
housewinchester
Really wanted to contribute something to this great community lot sooner but here it is now, J2/Winchester cracky thing; SPN/GoT crossover AU, the house Winchester and their dire wolf Impala.
[identity profile] kinkajou.livejournal.com
Hi!

I'm hope it fits the criteria on its own (or if not, then it's still okay, if the fic that inspired it really-really does:) ) I made art for [livejournal.com profile] ashtraythief's awesome crack!fic which she posted here before. The pic is a bit spoilery, so if you haven't read it yet, then do that first!
the fic is here:
Remember That One Time We Were Locked In a Trunk

and the drawing (NOT SAFE FOR WORK!):

click here to see art

They Bite

Jun. 20th, 2013 10:49 am
[identity profile] etoile-etiolee.livejournal.com
A little addition to this great community: I had fun with Jared and Jensen wearing glasses in Trial and Error and amused myself with a poster horror-b movie style. ;-)



they biteoriginal

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Jun. 19th, 2013 12:37 pm
ext_57687: (♥ spn_d/c |  kiss)
[identity profile] big-heart-june.livejournal.com
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Title: Boats and Hoes
Sequel and Timestamps are here
Author: [livejournal.com profile] dugindeep
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, Chad, Misha
Rating: NC-17
Length: 5,000ish words
Warnings: ghetto talk/gangsta rap! lol
Status of work: Complete
Summary: 90's rapper Jared and sorta stuck-up grumpy Jensen
Reccer's notes: This is some of the crackiest crack I've ever read! this entire thing is hysterical and HILARIOUS and I LOOOVE it so much! Jared's possee and the dialogue, names and ghetto talk here are epic perfection, I also especially loved Jensen's lines! This is EPIC special crack at its best! :DD ♥ Also! the title alone makes this worth reading! lollol.

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Jun. 19th, 2013 12:00 am
ext_57687: (TV Series: SPN: Castiel  heart <3<3)
[identity profile] big-heart-june.livejournal.com
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Title: The Tale of the Snail
Author: [livejournal.com profile] tryfanstone
Art by: [livejournal.com profile] angelfoodcake & [livejournal.com profile] egorowna
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R
Length: 1,400 words
Warnings: Yeah. snails?
Status of work: Complete
Reccer's notes: This is ridiculous and silly and loads of fun -- SNAIL!J2 you guys!! :DD -- but it's soo gorgeously written too and every single time I read this little gem my face hurts! The ADORABLE GORGEOUS art is so very wonderful too! ♥

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