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Title: Pastoral in J-major
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~ 7300

Summary: Jensen is a lonely centaur who thinks he's never going to find true love until at the annual wine festival, his friends force convince him to take part in the mating ceremony

Warnings/Kinks: Crack, centaur porn, bottom!Jensen, blatant abuse of Greek mythology, also there are a lot of naked butts here, just saying and I'm indulging in the worst stereotypes ever. Apologies.

Notes: Written for keep_waking_up's prompt over at j2_prompts. Inspired by a sequence from Disney's Fantasia to Beethoven's Sixth Symphony. You should also check out kjanddean's amazing art for this prompt (NSFW).

I don't think linvro21 knew exactly what she was getting herself into when she offered to beta my stories, but I'm eternally grateful she did. Thanks to keep_waking_up for selfishly awesomely cheering me on during the late hours of the night.