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Title: The Giant Knitted Condom
Author:

walking_tornado
Genre: J2 AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1k
Warnings: none

Summary: Jared knits himself a sock with yarn!Jensen.

Read HERE

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Title: Divine Fruit Ltd.
Author:

walking_tornado
Pairing/Genre: Jared/Jensen, RPF AU, crack
Rating: R
Warnings: none

Summary: Jensen is a peach and Jared is a banana. (written for spn_masquerade)

Read at my LJ

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Title: Dragon Heart
Author:

meus_venator
Beta/Editor:

fufaraw
Fandom: Supernatural RPF
Characters: Jensen/Jared
Rating: PG
Words: 4,500
Summary: The strange new world they had awoken in had turned suddenly cold.
Warnings: crackish, angsty, fairytale, dystopian world
A/N: Inspired by a photo

fufaraw found and sent me from tumblr

LJ | A03

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It was late fall, and in the morning when the sky finally lightened there was no hint of sun, the horizon a dark and menacing grey. The previous night had been brutal, the third day in a row that the temperatures had plummeted mercilessly at sunset, and Jensen knew that many of their ranks would not have survived the night.

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Please note, This is a SPN vid with a surprise non-AU RPF J2 centered vidlet at the end (around 2:25) that I consider crack. It's not listed on the genres because it's supposed to be a surprise. I'm not a RPS shipper and new to this comm, if this doesn't fit with the community rules please delete it.

Title: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas // Heavenly Christmas

Vidder:

justmep2

Characters: Sam & Dean / Jensen, Jared, Mark and Misha

[John, Mary, Cas, Bobby, Ellen, Jo, Charlie, Kevin, Jody, Garth, Gabriel, Ash AND Jensen, Jared, Misha and Mark. Plus a drunk Santa.]

Genre: Feel-good, fluff, holiday, humor

Pairing: Gen

Rating: PG

Music: Jason Manns ft. Jensen Ackles (!) - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Rock version by Johnny Copland on YouTube

Length: 3.05m

Spoilers: None

Warnings: None

Summary: What lays in Sam and Dean's heaven? A little fluffy Christmas vid with Jensen singing plus a rocking surprise, so make sure to watch until the end! Because even the Winchesters deserve a break for Christmas. Happy holidays!

Vid this way >

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Title: The 30-Year-Old Virgin
Author/Artist:

tebtosca
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R
Warnings, kinks & contents: awkward sexy times, crack-adjacent
Wordcount: 4431
Summary: Jensen is a grumpy virgin sex shop owner. Jared is a male model moonlighting as a pizza delivery guy. This is what happens when they accidentally meet.

Reccer's notes: Nobody eats pizza in this fic. There's a whole bunch of not-so-helpful friends and Chad being Chad. There are condom balloon animals and someone died in a tragic accident involving a ring gag and an overripe plantain. Just read it already! And don't forget to check out

siennavie's cracktastic art (the vid!).

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Title: Penguin Fisting
Pairing: J2
Rating: NC-17 for pervs, G for normal people :P
Summary: not much to tell... alezig wants fisting, alezig gets fisting. Except how fisting scares me, so I turned it into crack :)
Warnings: I promise it is NOT what it sounds like... so you hopefully won't end up traumatized :D

art at my journal HERE

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Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1.2k
Warnings: 110% Crack, Bull!Jensen, cursedfairy!Jared

Summary: Jensen tries to lay down on a hill, when he hears a voice talking to him from the ground.

A/N: This is so much crack, just written as a comment fic for

alexisjane, who then really wanted me to post it. *shrugs* Title from Robert Burns. Inspired by this picture earth-cow

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The cool breeze coming off the North Sea has put Jensen in a frisky mood this morning.

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Title: Head Over Hooves
Author:

tebtosca
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3138 words
Warnings: intoxicated were-moose Jared and attempted anatomically incorrect knotting

Summary: Jared turns 21 and his human friends tell him it's time to celebrate.

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Title: The Best Fucking Day!
Author:

eboniorchid
Fandom: The CW/WB
Characters: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Prompt: Written for BadFic Idol at Wincon 2013: Las Vegas. VOTED #1 BADFIC!
Word Count: ~1,000 words.
Rating: NC-17 for sexuality and language.
Warnings/Spoilers: BADFIC! (WARNING FOR AWFUL ADJECTIVES, ADVERBS, & EVERYTHING ELSE!) Crack! Humor! Genderbending/genderfuckery. Crossdressing/drag. Trans* and genderqueer themes. Hustler!kink. Kink/BDSM. Bondage. Gonzo. Clichés. Established relationship. Graphic m/drag queen sex. Smut. Minor bodily injury (accidental). PWP. Slash? (I'm inventing a "Queer" category.)
Disclaimer: I own nothing. Really. Nothing. Also? Please do not use this as a kink or drag instruction manual!
Summary: Jared and Jensenia make a hot mess together with their swampy and meaty bits.

"Yeah! Fuck me like the price tags at Nieman Marcus!"

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Title: Welcome To Night Vale: Halloween Broadcast
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Genre: Schmoopy sci-fi crack crossover
Words: 2224

Summary: If only Jensen could see through the thick, toxic fog on this All Hallowes' Eve, he might catch a glimpse of the beautiful and flawless scientist Jared.

Note: Written for this prompt by

tipsy_kitty at the Kettle Of Trouble Halloween meme on

j2_crack. She thankfully also provided me with some cracky ideas and high level fangirling, and a brand-new Night Vale addiction.

Read on LJ or AO3.

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Inspired by: transfixeddream's Working Hard for the Money Meme , I created an ad for Jared and Jensen's services.
( try again )

Current Mood: artistic
Current Location: United States, Florida, Shalimar
Current Music: Works hard for the money!

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Note: I was just reminded this morning of the crackiest thing I've ever written (also probably my favorite), and then realized that I now have somewhere to post it lol!

Title: Mayhem and Rosey’s Almost-Not-Quite-Ultimately-Totally-Excellent Adventure
Author:

tebtosca
Characters: Jared/Jensen and everyone who’s ever blinked on a CW show from the POV of Chad Michael Murray
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6400
Warnings: CRACK. Including but not limited to genderswap, dinosaurs, conjoined twins, little people orgies, and copious drug use to explain the rest of this sentence

Summary: Never accept drugs from a mime

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Title: Boats and Hoes
Sequel and Timestamps are here
Author:

dugindeep
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, Chad, Misha
Rating: NC-17
Length: 5,000ish words
Warnings: ghetto talk/gangsta rap! lol
Status of work: Complete
Summary: 90's rapper Jared and sorta stuck-up grumpy Jensen
Reccer's notes: This is some of the crackiest crack I've ever read! this entire thing is hysterical and HILARIOUS and I LOOOVE it so much! Jared's possee and the dialogue, names and ghetto talk here are epic perfection, I also especially loved Jensen's lines! This is EPIC special crack at its best! :DD ♥ Also! the title alone makes this worth reading! lollol.

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Entries tagged with genre:defies description

fic: The Giant Knitted Condom

fic: Divine Fruit Ltd.

Dragon Heart | Jensen/Jared | AU PG

[Vid] Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

REC: Dildos vs. Pepperoni Pizza

ART: Penguin Fisting (J2, NC-17 - except if you look at it in a non-pervy way-, crack)

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My Heart's in the Highlands

FIC: Head Over Hooves (Jared/Jensen NC-17)

Fic - The Best Fucking Day! (NC-17, Queer/Slash: Jared/Jensen)

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