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Sep. 5th, 2013 01:05 pm
[identity profile] itsmecoon.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] j2_crack
Inspired by: transfixeddream's Working Hard for the Money Meme ,  I created an ad for Jared and Jensen's services.
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We enjoy frisky women, sunsets and long walks on the beach.

What ever fantasy you may have, with us, it's in reach.

If it's role play you want, we can be anyone.

The sky's the limit so let's have some fun.

We've played Doctors and lawyers, we've even been priests.

Tell us your wishes, let's have a love feast!

We can be cowboys, super heroes or prisoners in chains.

There is no limit, we'll be what your fantasy contains

We've played FBI, soldiers, and firemen too.

We can be whoever you desire, it's all up to you.

How about angels or demons? Are they what you'd choose?

Or pick Sam and Dean Winchester, with them you can't lose.

We can do as little as you want or we can go all the way.

We don't mind bondage and both think spankings okay.

Pain, redness and a few welts we don't mind.

But no bruises or bites to either of our behinds.

Here is a look so you can see what you get.

Give us a call it's something you'll never regret

We're expensive but you get us both for your time.

We guarantee that we are well worth every dime.

So give us a call at 1-565-739-7529 now!

That's 1-JnJ-sex-play. Where we help you say WOW!

Date: 2013-09-05 06:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] herminekurotowa.livejournal.com
ohDAMNwheresmyphonewheresmyphoneWHERESMYPHONE

Date: 2013-09-05 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alycat.livejournal.com
Appreciate the post but please look over the cut, that was a lot of NSFW stuff showing up directly on my flist.

Date: 2013-09-05 07:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alycat.livejournal.com
It's no problem, things like that happens and I did like the banners in themselves :D

Date: 2013-09-05 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blackrabbit42.livejournal.com
Toooooo good!!

:)

Date: 2013-09-05 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anniespinkhouse.livejournal.com
Mmhmm - how did the phone bill get so big? Can I try a little of everything?

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