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Title: When The Cat's Away
Author: ilikecrystals
Pairing: Jared and Jensen
Rating: R/Mature WARNING: This story contains NON-CON, Anal Sex, Barbs and Rimming so if you don't like, don't read. Oh yeah, and way too much silly and schmoop and ridiculousness. Totally don't know anything about cloning and made up the whole process. Hope you like :) Don't know whose incredible manip this is but please help me credit if you know who created.
"Just get your shit and get the hell out of here." Jensen stalks out of the room
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Title: Jay Skellington, the loneliest Pumpkin King
Author: meus_venator
Beta: fufaraw
Paring: Jared/Jensen
Genre: Crack fic, RPS AU
Rating: NC-17
Length: 7k
Disclaimer: No harm is intended by this story is written only for fun and does not in any way resemble or is meant to represent two underwear models who fight demons on TV. Any similarity is purely co-incidental.
Warnings: crack fic, M/M sex, and lots of schmoop
Summary: Jared had never had much luck at dating. Being the Pumpkin King only seemed to make things worse.
Written for: j2_crack Kettle of Trouble Part II meme
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Author:
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Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2226 words
Warnings: cracky psuedo-zombie necro
Summary: IT tech Jared finds The Walking Dead fanfic on his work crush's computer and decides to do something about it.
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Words: 560 words
Summary: A year later and Jensen's again working Halloween night. It's equally horrifying and satisfying.
Notes: Part of the Player Number 2 Verse, based on this Texts From Last Night post.
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In my quest for more Halloween!fic I stumbled onto
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jared is wearing ridiculous police-briefs outfit by

trick or treating with scared!jared by

jared stumbles upon cat!jensen by

noises in the dark (prompt: from texts from last night (801): haunted houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?) by
jared is in charge of picking up their rented costumes for danneel's party. only jensen's is completely wrong. humor! by

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Summary: Jensen just thought that it was just going to be another lame CW Halloween party. Crappy music paired cheap orange colored food that Jared inhaled tons of before going into a sugar coma. What he didn't expect was for some powerful warlock with a serious axe to grind with the stations president to show up and turn everyone into their costumes.
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: Currently just T for swearing and violence in later parts, but the rating may change to NC-17 if I decide to up the J2 ante. :)
Word Count (so far): 2k+
Warnings: Swearing, violence, future graphic J2, characters death (Not J2) and lots of crack :).
A/N:This story is based off the prompt given by the user tipsy_kitty. The fic is set in our current time (well, a tiny bit ahead of it actually). Please forgive any spelling or structural errors that I might have made. I didn't bother with a beta and read over it a couple times myself, but somehow I always manage to miss a couple random things. It's also been a while since I've done a comment fic, but I just couldn't help myself, lol. In case you're curious, the title is partially taken from the R.L. Stine book The Haunted Mask. What can I say? I’m really a child at heart. Enjoy!
Start from Part 1
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Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG
Genre: Schmoopy sci-fi crack crossover
Words: 2224
Summary: If only Jensen could see through the thick, toxic fog on this All Hallowes' Eve, he might catch a glimpse of the beautiful and flawless scientist Jared.
Note: Written for this prompt by
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Author Brutti ma buoni
Rating PG13
Pairing Jensen/Jared
Prompt for the Kettle of Trouble at
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Summary: Jensen just thought that it was just going to be another lame CW Halloween party. Crappy music paired cheap orange colored food that Jared inhaled tons of before going into a sugar coma. What he didn't expect was for some powerful warlock with a serious axe to grind with the stations president to show up and turn everyone into their costumes.
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: Currently just T for swearing and violence in later parts, but the rating may change to NC-17 if I decide to up the J2 ante. :)
Word Count (so far): 2k+
Warnings: Swearing, violence, future graphic J2, characters death (Not J2) and lots of crack :).
A/N:This story is based off the prompt given by the user tipsy_kitty The fic is set in our current time (well, a tiny bit ahead of it actually). Please forgive any spelling or structural errors that I might have made. I didn't bother with a beta and read over it a couple times myself, but somehow I always manage to miss a couple random things. It's also been a while since I've done a comment fic, but I just couldn't help myself, lol. In case you're curious, the title is partially taken from the R.L. Stine book The Haunted Mask. What can I say? I’m really a child at heart. Enjoy!
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Title: Black Cat and Broomsticks
Author:
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Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Genre: au
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: kissing, mature language
Length: ~3.6K
Summary: It's Halloween and Jared has been talked into taking a horde of children trick or treating. The 'haunted house' they call at has an unexpected treat. Featuring vet!Jared, zombie!Jensen (or not), witches, Ronald Macdonald, a pumpkin and a cat.
Fic here
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