Jay Skellington, the loneliest Pumpkin King, Jared/Jensen, R

[meus_venator]

Title: Jay Skellington, the loneliest Pumpkin King
Author: meus_venator
Beta: fufaraw
Paring: Jared/Jensen
Genre: Crack fic, RPS AU
Rating: NC-17
Length: 7k
Disclaimer: No harm is intended by this story is written only for fun and does not in any way resemble or is meant to represent two underwear models who fight demons on TV. Any similarity is purely co-incidental.
Warnings: crack fic, M/M sex, and lots of schmoop

Summary: Jared had never had much luck at dating. Being the Pumpkin King only seemed to make things worse.

Written for: j2_crack Kettle of Trouble Part II meme
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Jared had tried dating, seriously he had, but things had not gone well for him so far. For a guy that had handled the design, implementation, and rollout of Halloween for the last several hundred flawless years, it was amazing how awkward and bumbly he could be on a date. It’s not that he never had any sex, far from it, Jared was a red blooded Skeleton King from a long line of bone daddies. It was just that somehow things would always go sideways, and he was beginning to worry that he would never find that perfect someone to spend the rest of his Halloweens with.