walking_tornado

A/N: I'm not great at crossposting, so I have a bit of a backlog. The humour is these is closer to mild slapstick than to true crack, but I think they might belong here anyway. :)

Title: Would-be Thieves
Author:

walking_tornado
Beta:

firesign10
Genre: RPF non-AU
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: G
Wordcount: ~1k
Summary: A security guard stumbles upon a tipsy Jared and Jensen.
read on AO3
read on Dreamwidth

Title: The Naked Cowboy
Author:

walking_tornado
Beta:

firesign10
Genre: RPF AU
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Wordcount: ~6k
Summary: Jared’s vacation takes a turn for the better when he snaps a photo of naked Jensen.
read on AO3
read on Dreamwidth

Title: Cake Jumping
Author:

walking_tornado
Genre: RPF AU
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, (implied future Jared/Jensen/JDM)
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: ~800 words
Summary: Jared surprises Jensen on his birthday.
read on AO3
read on Dreamwidth

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Title: We Could Be Heroes (Ch 2)
Pairing: Jared/Jensen(/Jensen/Jensen)
Warnings: None
Rating: Pg-13 at the second (plan to go NC-17 in the final chapter though)
Summary: Jensen cannot decide what costume to wear to the annual Supernatural Halloween party, not that it matters. Jensen is too busy to attend anyway. When he jokingly tells Jared he wishes he could send a clone in his place things get weird.
Word Count: 3,364

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Title: We Could Be Heroes
Pairing: Jared/Jensen(/Jensen/Jensen)
Warnings: None
Rating: G for now (plan to go NC-17 in the final chapter though)
Summary: Jensen cannot decide what costume to wear to the annual Supernatural Halloween party, not that it matters. Jensen is too busy to attend anyway. When he jokingly tells Jared he wishes he could send a clone in his place things get weird.
Word Count: 837

http://fanboi214.livejournal.com/11630.html

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Title: The Giant Knitted Condom
Author:

walking_tornado
Genre: J2 AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1k
Warnings: none

Summary: Jared knits himself a sock with yarn!Jensen.

Read HERE

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Title: Divine Fruit Ltd.
Author:

walking_tornado
Pairing/Genre: Jared/Jensen, RPF AU, crack
Rating: R
Warnings: none

Summary: Jensen is a peach and Jared is a banana. (written for spn_masquerade)

Read at my LJ

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Title: Better Than a Chocolate Bunny
Author:

walking_tornado
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Wordcount: 1.3k
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: none

Summary: Jensen one-ups the Easter Bunny.

Read at my LJ

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Current Location: office
Current Music: none

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Title: Dragon Heart
Author:

meus_venator
Beta/Editor:

fufaraw
Fandom: Supernatural RPF
Characters: Jensen/Jared
Rating: PG
Words: 4,500
Summary: The strange new world they had awoken in had turned suddenly cold.
Warnings: crackish, angsty, fairytale, dystopian world
A/N: Inspired by a photo

fufaraw found and sent me from tumblr

LJ | A03

* * *

It was late fall, and in the morning when the sky finally lightened there was no hint of sun, the horizon a dark and menacing grey. The previous night had been brutal, the third day in a row that the temperatures had plummeted mercilessly at sunset, and Jensen knew that many of their ranks would not have survived the night.

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Title: VegasCon 2015 - Jensen, Jared, hotel, JDM & coffee

Artist: EliannMcRae

Status of work: completed
Rating: g
Warnings, kinks & contents: None
Length: 3.29 minutes
Summary: Clip of the J2 panel from VegasCon'15 - The hilarious make up on the pillow story as told by Jared and Jensen themselves, with added JDM.

Reccer's notes: Jared and Jensen don't need to write crack, they live it. I'm guessing that most of us have seen this by now, but I feel that we need a permanent link, to easily find it when we need an instant smile. I chose this particular upload because it continues past the point that some other clips stop and we get the wonderful moment of Jensen's totally cracked voice at 3.16 where he's trying to hold it together - and Jared's response.

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So, I haven't been back to my delicious account since 2012 (no kidding) because they changed the layout and I REALLY hate big layout changes and blah blah blah. {Note to LJ: yes I have mostly been absent since you f*cked up the layout}

Anyhow, I knew I had some little jewels saved there and today

meus_venator convinced me that is was vital to the world of J2 fic that I work out what the hell my username and password were and riffle through it's contents. Oh, she wasn't wrong. It's a miracle I made it back out from all that yummy fic, so here is my first rec from it.

Title: Come On, Fur Fag,We've Got a World To Save
Author/Artist: unreckless
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Warnings, kinks & contents: None, just a few furry jokes, pussy jokes and Chad.
Wordcount: 8.4K
Summary: Honestly, Jared’s just trying to do this one simple thing. He’s pledging a frat and his Big Brother wants him to go get some old book from some dead doctor’s house up at the old TB ward off campus. Fine. No big. Jared’s down with that. Except then he meets the talking cat and things get completely out of hand.

Reccer's notes: Talking cat Jensen is always going to have me taking a look and this didn't disappoint. It is light hearted and funny, in keeping with it's

j2_everafter roots. The story jogs along nicely and the banter between the Js is just superb.

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Title: How Dinosaurs Brought Them Orgasms
Authors:

ashtraythief and

somersault_j
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: CRACK, dildos, comment fic collaboration between ash and me
Length: 1.400 words

Summary: Jensen is a total nerd, wearing dino underwear. Jared really likes it.

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Title: Don't Tickle The Dragon
Author:

brokenhighways
Pairing: J2
Word count: ~24k
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: none

Summary: If there’s one thing that Jensen never wants to hear about again in his life, it’s dragons. It sounds bizarre but that’s what happens when you’re in love with an eccentric archaeologist who has a penchant for rambling about dragons when he’s drunk. And when he’s sober. And… well, at any given time of the day. However, Jensen finds himself becoming enamoured when Jared’s given a dragon egg to look after and their lives change drastically.

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Title: Late Nights at the Zoo
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~2,000

Summary: Jared and Jensen really love each other. With Chad’s help, they take the next step.
Warnings/Kinks: tiger!Jared, panda!Jensen, schmoop, porn
Disclaimer: This did not happen. Ever. Seriously.
Notes: This month’s

smpc. Timestamp to Night at the Zoo, in which Jared the tiger falls in love with Jensen the panda and despite zoo fences, they make it work. Written for my kittehs

alycat,

keep_waking_up, and

kinkajou who ~~demanded~~ wished for tiger/panda porn for ~~Christmas~~ Valentine’s. To the absolute surprise to no one, I obliged. I still know nothing about zoo procedures. Many, many thanks for

fiercelynormal for the beta!

This way to the porn!

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Title: The S&M Adventures
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: ~1,800

Summary: When Gerald Slicer watched the squirrel in his backyard, it should have made him suspicious. It didn’t. It was the last mistake he ever made.
Warnings/Kink: moose!jared, squirrel!Jensen, violence, minor character death, sex (yes, I am not kidding), partly outsider POV
Disclaimer: I don’t own any of this. In fact, I still don’t believe I’ve written this. I am definitely making no profit off of this.
Notes: So I’m trying to write a fic that should have been done ages ago. It just won’t flow. Then my roommate sneezed like a homicidal rodent and this happened. I don’t know, people. I think this might be the most insane thing I’ve ever written. And I’ve written dino porn. You have been warned.
Thank you, so much, to my steadfast beta

linvro21 who puts up with all my weirdness without batting an eye. Or so she claims… All remaining mistakes are clingy bastards.

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Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG??
Word Count: ~1k
Warnings/enticements?: J2 as raccoons.

Summary: Of all the stupid things Jared's done, getting him and his husband turned into raccoons for the night probably tops the list.

Fic here | SFW Jaredcoon ART by

kinkajou Here

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Title: Holding his own
Author:

walking_tornado
Characters/Pairings: Jared/Jensen
Genre: J2 AU, Crack
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: cursed objects (and associated non-con), restraints, blowjob, animated inanimate objects (and unanimated animate objects). Minimal plot.
Length: ~6.7k

Summary: An unexpected visit results in a curse on Jensen's sex toys. (A sequel to The Garden Gnome)

Link to fic on LJ
Link to fic on AO3

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Please note, This is a SPN vid with a surprise non-AU RPF J2 centered vidlet at the end (around 2:25) that I consider crack. It's not listed on the genres because it's supposed to be a surprise. I'm not a RPS shipper and new to this comm, if this doesn't fit with the community rules please delete it.

Title: Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas // Heavenly Christmas

Vidder:

justmep2

Characters: Sam & Dean / Jensen, Jared, Mark and Misha

[John, Mary, Cas, Bobby, Ellen, Jo, Charlie, Kevin, Jody, Garth, Gabriel, Ash AND Jensen, Jared, Misha and Mark. Plus a drunk Santa.]

Genre: Feel-good, fluff, holiday, humor

Pairing: Gen

Rating: PG

Music: Jason Manns ft. Jensen Ackles (!) - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Rock version by Johnny Copland on YouTube

Length: 3.05m

Spoilers: None

Warnings: None

Summary: What lays in Sam and Dean's heaven? A little fluffy Christmas vid with Jensen singing plus a rocking surprise, so make sure to watch until the end! Because even the Winchesters deserve a break for Christmas. Happy holidays!

Vid this way >

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Title: Bosoms (or the Lack Thereof)

Author: keep_waking_up

Beta: deceptivemirror

Pairing: Jared/Jensen

Rating: NC-17

Word Count: 3825

Warnings: uber crack, creature!Jensen, comeplay, wings

A/N: This is an extremely belated birthday present for the wonderful

ashtraythief (and also doubles as my

smpc). Hopefully you enjoy the cracky goodness!

Summary: In which Jared’s king sends him out to a woo a maiden for him and the maiden turns out not to be a maiden.

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Title: When The Cat's Away
Author: ilikecrystals
Pairing: Jared and Jensen
Rating: R/Mature WARNING: This story contains NON-CON, Anal Sex, Barbs and Rimming so if you don't like, don't read. Oh yeah, and way too much silly and schmoop and ridiculousness. Totally don't know anything about cloning and made up the whole process. Hope you like :) Don't know whose incredible manip this is but please help me credit if you know who created.

"Just get your shit and get the hell out of here." Jensen stalks out of the room

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3 fics

We Could Be Heroes (Ch 2)

Fic: We Could Be Heroes

fic: The Giant Knitted Condom

fic: Divine Fruit Ltd.

fic: Better Than a Chocolate Bunny

Surprise Gift / Jensen/Jared / NC17

Dragon Heart | Jensen/Jared | AU PG

Vid Rec: Jensen, Jared, hotel, JDM & Coffee

Artist: EliannMcRae

(no subject)

Fic: How Dinosaurs Brought Them Orgasms

fic: don't tickle the dragon

Fic: Late Nights at the Zoo

Fic: The S&M Adventures

ficlet: behind the mask

Fic: Holding His Own

[Vid] Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Fic: Bosoms (or the Lack Thereof)

The Garden Gnome

When The Cat's Away

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