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Title: Delicious
Author:

tebtosca
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2131 words
Warnings: Goldilocks!Jensen, Big Bad Wolf Jared, somnophilia (noncon), knotting, wolfy behavior, bastardization of fairy tale characters, crack

Summary: Jensen the Narcoleptic goes in search of the Big Bad Wolf to get his best friend's red cape back.

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tebtosca.livejournal.com

Title: My Zombie and Me
Author:

tebtosca
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2226 words
Warnings: cracky psuedo-zombie necro

Summary: IT tech Jared finds The Walking Dead fanfic on his work crush's computer and decides to do something about it.

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tebtosca.livejournal.com

Title: The Laws of Refraction
Author name:

tebtosca
Artist name:

lightthesparks
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, past Jeff/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word count: 21,360

Summary:Following the assassination of their rival fathers, Princes Jared and Jensen are forced into marriage to stop full-out intergalactic war. Yet, things don't go quite as planned when the space pirate ex-boyfriend of one of the bridegrooms decides to stage an impromptu "rescue" mission that sets off a series of events that have consequences far beyond a single wedding ceremony. After all, no one said space diplomacy was easy.

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herminekurotowa.livejournal.com

Title: The 30-Year-Old Virgin
Author/Artist:

tebtosca
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R
Warnings, kinks & contents: awkward sexy times, crack-adjacent
Wordcount: 4431
Summary: Jensen is a grumpy virgin sex shop owner. Jared is a male model moonlighting as a pizza delivery guy. This is what happens when they accidentally meet.

Reccer's notes: Nobody eats pizza in this fic. There's a whole bunch of not-so-helpful friends and Chad being Chad. There are condom balloon animals and someone died in a tragic accident involving a ring gag and an overripe plantain. Just read it already! And don't forget to check out

siennavie's cracktastic art (the vid!).

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tebtosca.livejournal.com

Title: Head Over Hooves
Author:

tebtosca
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3138 words
Warnings: intoxicated were-moose Jared and attempted anatomically incorrect knotting

Summary: Jared turns 21 and his human friends tell him it's time to celebrate.

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tebtosca.livejournal.com

Title: The Midnight Hour
Author:

tebtosca
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 2818
Warnings: Fairy!Jensen, prostitution, wing kink

Summary: Jared has to admit that Chad is right when he sees the guy with the gossamer wings.

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tebtosca.livejournal.com

Title: The State of Their Union
Author:

tebtosca
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~2221
Warnings: inappropriate casting of CWRPF characters in important leadership positions. And rimming.

Summary: Secret Service agents Padalecki and Ackles can't seem to keep it in their pants. It's not a problem until President Collins is almost assassinated. Oops.

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tipsy-kitty.livejournal.com

Yes, I'm a day late but due to storms in the area last night, I'm just now leaving to take my nieces trick-or-treating. (I will be the Transylvanian from Rocky Horror, a reference nobody in my family will get.)

Here's my contribution to the Kettle of Trouble meme. It didn't answer a prompt but it is Halloween-y and cracky.

Title: Once
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: J2
Word Count: 2,500
Disclaimer: None of this happened.

Summary: Once upon a time I could control myself... -Pearl Jam

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tebtosca.livejournal.com

Note: I was just reminded this morning of the crackiest thing I've ever written (also probably my favorite), and then realized that I now have somewhere to post it lol!

Title: Mayhem and Rosey’s Almost-Not-Quite-Ultimately-Totally-Excellent Adventure
Author:

tebtosca
Characters: Jared/Jensen and everyone who’s ever blinked on a CW show from the POV of Chad Michael Murray
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 6400
Warnings: CRACK. Including but not limited to genderswap, dinosaurs, conjoined twins, little people orgies, and copious drug use to explain the rest of this sentence

Summary: Never accept drugs from a mime

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tipsy-kitty.livejournal.com

Title: Promises to Keep
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: J2 with a side order of Misha/Gen
Word Count: 2,700
Warnings: None? First installment was dub-con.
Disclaimer: None of this happened.
Author's Note: Part 4 of Dryad. Written for

smpc. Also fills the sex is interrupted square on my

homebrewbingo card. Lovely art by the lovely

dulcetine.
True story: I have like, 18 half finished stories on my hard drive and I finally decided a few days ago to polish up my fourth Dryad fic for this week's

smpc. And 24 hours before I was supposed to post,

dulcetine posted her FANTASTIC art for this story :) Kismet? You decide.

Summary: Jared contemplates anniversary gifts, Misha adjusts to being human again, and Jared continues to have bad luck with dogs.

Promises to Keep

Dryad Masterpost

Current Music: Push Th' Little Daisies

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findmeoverhere.livejournal.com

Title: Once Upon A Time...
Author/Artist: tinkabell007's
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings:J2
Rating: None given, but I'd rate it PG
Warnings, kinks & contents: none
Wordcount: short, mostly art with a few words added
Summary: It’s crack! Pure and honest to God CRACK. I claimed “Wall-E” as my movie prompt and yeah... this is my J2 spin on it. :-D (from author)

Reccer's notes: I love this one, it is a great, fast read!

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big-heart-june.livejournal.com

Title: The Tale of the Snail
Author:

tryfanstone
Art by:

angelfoodcake &

egorowna
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R
Length: 1,400 words
Warnings: Yeah. snails?
Status of work: Complete
Reccer's notes: This is ridiculous and silly and loads of fun -- SNAIL!J2 you guys!! :DD -- but it's soo gorgeously written too and every single time I read this little gem my face hurts! The ADORABLE GORGEOUS art is so very wonderful too! ♥

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Entries tagged with author:t

FIC: Delicious (Jared/Jensen, NC-17)

FIC: My Zombie and Me (Jared/Jensen NC-17)

The Laws of Refraction (Jared/Jensen NC-17)

REC: Dildos vs. Pepperoni Pizza

ART: Head Over Hooves (J2, NC-17)

FIC: Head Over Hooves (Jared/Jensen NC-17)

FIC: The Midnight Hour (Jared/Jensen NC-17)

FIC: The State of Their Union (Jared/Jensen NC-17)

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FIC: Mayhem and Rosey’s Almost-Not-Quite-Ultimately-Totally-Excellent Adventure

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