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Title: The 30-Year-Old Virgin
Author/Artist: [livejournal.com profile] tebtosca
Status of work: completed
Characters and/or pairings: Jared/Jensen
Rating: R
Warnings, kinks & contents: awkward sexy times, crack-adjacent
Wordcount: 4431
Summary: Jensen is a grumpy virgin sex shop owner. Jared is a male model moonlighting as a pizza delivery guy. This is what happens when they accidentally meet.

Reccer's notes: Nobody eats pizza in this fic. There's a whole bunch of not-so-helpful friends and Chad being Chad. There are condom balloon animals and someone died in a tragic accident involving a ring gag and an overripe plantain. Just read it already! And don't forget to check out [livejournal.com profile] siennavie's cracktastic art (the vid!).
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