Someone needs to write this: J's as warrior and thief AND illustrate it too (what? I'm greedy)

[meus_venator]

Okay, I challenge one of you out there to write this and some talented soul to draw it!
(Side eyes the usual suspects, you KNOW who you are LOL)

A fan asked Felicia Day what characters Jared, Jensen and Misha would be in a role-playing game. She said Jared would be a burly warrior named Snuggles. Jensen would be a rogue thief with a name like Aragorwyth. Something with a 'y' and a silent 'th' in it, and he'd dress in all black leather -- after which she made a happy sound. LOL And Misha would be a mage but with a name like Bob.

J2 AU Crack
with Warrior!Jared -- AKA Snuggles
and Thief!Jensen -- AKA Aragorwyth
Optional secondary character of Mage!Misha -- AKA Bob
multiple fills for art and fic welcome, but please, please, I need at LEAST one of each!!!!!!

And if you needed further incentive here are elsiecat's two seductive cats for inspiration.
Check out her amazing shots HERE! You know you want to do this!