j2_crack | Kettle of Trouble – Take II j2_crack Halloween Comment-Meme

It's coming up on Halloween again and time to dust off the old caldron and open the Kettle of Trouble Halloween Meme — Take II here at

j2_crack! We had some amazing fills last year, so, time to take up the torch, give us a prompt, or create something in fic, art, or vid, to celebrate Jared and Jensen and the trouble they can get up this Halloween.

And help spread the word – pimping banners below. We need to get the word out so folks will get their Boo On!
Use of J2 art donated by Demachi

The Rules:

1) Comment to this post with any and all prompts for Kettle of Trouble. You want spells, witches, invisibility, tattoos from dusty books, herbal drinks with weird kickback, disastrous results from reading your lines aloud backwards, ancient objects you should never have touched, (and definitely never inserted) all with a Halloween twist? This is your meme! Channel all your ghoulish feels and crack on! Prompts can be kinky, porny, or gen, and other characters are welcome as long as the prompt includes at least Jared or Jensen.

2) Fill those prompts with fic or art or vid! Writers and artists, you don't have to follow the prompt to the letter, but try to help the prompter go home happy. More than one fill to a prompt is welcome.

3) For PROMPTS: Please list your pairing and any kinks when prompting, prompt as many times as you want, one prompt per comment.

WHEN FILLING IN: Please put "Filled" in the subject line along with a title for your fill. Linking to your own journal for fills is fine, but it would be preferred if you post both HERE and on your own journal. If it is a long fic. Do a

j2_crack posting and link to it.
It just makes the meme page more exciting. But crack anywhere, anytime is fine.

4) And have fun doing it! It is

j2_crack after all

5) Tell all your friends! ~~And family~~ or not

6) And spread the love. If needed we can provide a spell.

Anonymous commenting is on, but will go through moderation, IP logging is off. And PM me if I've messed anything up!
A list of fills will be assembled as they happen.

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Now Get cracking!

Our fic fills
When The Cat's Away, Jared/Jensen by

ilikecrystals
Jay Skellington, the loneliest Pumpkin King Jared/Jensen by

meus_venator
Garden Gnome, Jared/Jensen by

walking_tornado
The house at the end of the street, Jared/Jensen by

reggie11
No place like home, Jared/Jensen/Chad! by

ilikecrystals

Our art fill!
NSFW doodle 'On Halloween all of Jensen's sex toys get cursed' by

siennavie

Thanks to everyone who participated this year. We may have only had a few fills, but they were all awesome quality!!!! GO READ/LOOK AT THEM if you haven't yet.

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I love this to bits! Thank you :)

Ahh, thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed! ♥

Ooh, that was intense and hot! Much sexier than The Fly ;)

I loved this!!!!!! It was totally shivery good. I mistakenly deleted every freakin' prompt AND comments I made on your fic when I was trying to delete a duplicate post of mine. So I wanted to say again how much I enjoyed this.

I LOVED how you brought 'Jared' into the mix, the body was just a handsome body. The personality was from his long time pet Jared. I loved how Jared felt that he owned Jensen, I think that is so perfect. I think Cats and Dogs all this of us as their 'humans' It was exciting and scary and fun and you did barbs * bows in awe *
Just a terrific fill. Thanks soooo much!

This is the comment from meus_venator that I wrote When The Cat's Away for:

Filthy rich and reclusive inventor Dr.Jensen Ackles is fed up with being taken for granted because of his looks. Time and time again he has to break up with shallow gold diggers who only see his good looks and large wallet. And he's busy, he has work to do, he can't spend all his time courting, when he needs to splice more genes. So instead of going out on the market again, he decides to build himself a boyfriend. The only problem is he leaves the cage open on one of his test animals and it gets introduced into the mix

Thank you so much!

I'm studying for a test right now. Your fic is going to be my treat for later on tonight. Can't wait to read it!

I LOVE YOU SO HARD, WOMAN.

A Gil cameo... Jared dressed as Wonder Woman... Jensen as Batman...subtly dissing Carver (don't think I didn't catch that!)... Chad being, well, Chad... seriously, I don't even know where to START. This was fan-freaking-tastic.

Oh, and "he'd had to take fish off the menu for six months to avoid flashbacks"... I BARKLAUGHED SO HARD I SCARED OLIVER. I love you really a lot for this one, woman. <3

there's a repeated section, a missing section and then another repeated section in your fill.

I have le sad for not being able to finish this delicious piece! :(

GO READ IT HERE> I've totally messed up the formatting and there are big chunks missing
http://meus-venator.livejournal.com/71805.html

So sorry, go read it here:
http://meus-venator.livejournal.com/71805.html

Edited 2014-10-27 03:04 (UTC)

Heh!

LOL! This was a lot of fun to write. Gil with his 'gills' : P
And I thought Jared as Wonder Woman was kind of awesome LOL Especially opposite Jensen's Batman. Ah… you're on to me: re Carver. And Chad, I'd never written douchy Chad before. I don't even know the guy other than from fandom fic, but he's fun to play with.

Yeah, Jared was having some serious flashback problems, he felt quite guilty over his date with Gil.
: P
(((HUGS))) Thanks for perverting my prompt, it lit a fire in my brain.

Probably not what you had in mind, but it's what Jared wanted to do!

NSFW doodle! Even though it's cartoon nudity. (http://siennavie.livejournal.com/53270.html)

Mwhahaaaaa Poor Jensen. NSFW indeed! LOL

Loved it! Kitty!Jared was awesome even if they were off to a painful start. Barbed cock, FTW! The scent marking was so cute :)

Yours was one of the best comment meme fills ever!

Thanks! It was silly but I tried :) Glad you liked it!

Hee Hee, thanks! I'm glad you liked it! I was on the fence about the barbs and about the abrupt non-con but then I was trying to think like a cat (ridiculous, right?) and figured an animal wouldn't know to go slow or to have foreplay so I just dove right into it. Sometimes, these prompts make my muse go places in my head I don't even know exist! Thanks for the great prompt!

Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed :)

I was a little worried introducing the barbs but what the heck, right? And I liked the scent marking, too :D

I was originally going to embed the pic in the comment, but I figured even cartoons need some propriety :P

Aw, thank you :D Y'all are such great muses!

I took some liberties with your prompt--hope you don't mind. ;)
Read here: Garden Gnome (~6k, NC17)

Hey, I posted this to my journal and also to this community. I can't seem to edit these parts to put in the link. Do you know how to do it?

Here's the link to my journal: http://ilikecrystals.livejournal.com/41626.html

That was awesome! Now where can I get my own recombinant DNA transcription replicator.... ;)

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