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Kettle of Trouble – Take II j2_crack Halloween Comment-Meme

It's coming up on Halloween again and time to dust off the old caldron and open the Kettle of Trouble Halloween Meme — Take II here at

j2_crack! We had some amazing fills last year, so, time to take up the torch, give us a prompt, or create something in fic, art, or vid, to celebrate Jared and Jensen and the trouble they can get up this Halloween.

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The Rules:

1) Comment to this post with any and all prompts for Kettle of Trouble. You want spells, witches, invisibility, tattoos from dusty books, herbal drinks with weird kickback, disastrous results from reading your lines aloud backwards, ancient objects you should never have touched, (and definitely never inserted) all with a Halloween twist? This is your meme! Channel all your ghoulish feels and crack on! Prompts can be kinky, porny, or gen, and other characters are welcome as long as the prompt includes at least Jared or Jensen.

2) Fill those prompts with fic or art or vid! Writers and artists, you don't have to follow the prompt to the letter, but try to help the prompter go home happy. More than one fill to a prompt is welcome.

3) For PROMPTS: Please list your pairing and any kinks when prompting, prompt as many times as you want, one prompt per comment.

WHEN FILLING IN: Please put "Filled" in the subject line along with a title for your fill. Linking to your own journal for fills is fine, but it would be preferred if you post both HERE and on your own journal. If it is a long fic. Do a

j2_crack posting and link to it.
It just makes the meme page more exciting. But crack anywhere, anytime is fine.

4) And have fun doing it! It is

j2_crack after all

5) Tell all your friends! ~~And family~~ or not

6) And spread the love. If needed we can provide a spell.

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A list of fills will be assembled as they happen.

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Now Get cracking!

Our fic fills
When The Cat's Away, Jared/Jensen by

ilikecrystals
Jay Skellington, the loneliest Pumpkin King Jared/Jensen by

meus_venator
Garden Gnome, Jared/Jensen by

walking_tornado
The house at the end of the street, Jared/Jensen by

reggie11
No place like home, Jared/Jensen/Chad! by

ilikecrystals

Our art fill!
NSFW doodle 'On Halloween all of Jensen's sex toys get cursed' by

siennavie

Thanks to everyone who participated this year. We may have only had a few fills, but they were all awesome quality!!!! GO READ/LOOK AT THEM if you haven't yet.

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J1 has always been teased as being a bit of a scaredy-cat so, to prove he's not, he accepts his friends' dare and reads from an old book in a cemetery on halloween night, nothing happens (so he thinks) and his friends jump out and scare him. But, later on that night, there's a knock on the door and it's J2 - the spell actually did work.

Edited 2014-10-01 02:00 (UTC)

J1's grandmother was a known witch in her village in the old country. After she dies she bequeaths all of her belongings to her grandson. J2 helps J1 sort through bits and pieces and stumbles across an entry in her grimoire about her and her coven using flying potion and how it's only to be used during an All Hallows ceremony. J1 finds the labelled potion bottle in among the boxes. It has to be rubbed all over the skin just before midnight. J1 convinces J2 that they should try it because his grandmother was pretty legendary with her skills.

They perform the little ceremony at the appointed time and help rub each other down with the potion. It turns out that the the potion does make you fly, but not how they thought. The potion is a powerful hallucinogen and now they're both high as kites. Cue antics.

Edited 2014-10-01 02:58 (UTC)

Do you know those Harry Potter Woke Up Gay fics? This prompt combines the tropes with your choice of wanky goodness (meant here in a lighthearted way):

After a controversial incident at a convention, J1 is cursed by a fan witch, and wakes up a feminist (or other social activist of your choice). J2 only has till the end of the convention to figure out what's going on, how to save his beloved J1, and what the fuck intersectionality means.

Edited 2014-10-01 08:33 (UTC)

There's a creepy old house at the end of a dead end street in Jared's town. He's heard tales about it his whole life. Sometimes it was said that it was haunted, others that a witch lived there. The house had such a reputation not even as high school students would he and his friends approach. it. But he gets a little drunk with friends while home from college on Halloween, and this time when his friends dare him to go up and knock on the door, he does ...

Jared is not your typical garden gnome, for one he's the tallest gnome in the entire history of his people, plus there's the whole lack of stealth thing as it's entirely impossible for him to hide his massive body under a toadstool - good thing he's invisible most of the time. Unfortunately, Jensen, whose garden he's living in, thinks his garden is probably haunted, judging by the seances and strange people who Jared has seen wandering the yard, but this Halloween Jared's got a plan on how he's finally going to meet him...

Edited 2014-10-01 22:25 (UTC)

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J1 is a traditional monster-under-the-bed and he's been doing nicely thank you, until he gets assigned to single dad, J2's kid. J2 doesn't believe in monsters but he teaches his child to use a BB gun to scare off any monsters. J1 sticks around intending to show him just how scary he can be. It's hard to be noticed when nobody really believes in you and the longer he stays the more he wants to be the monster IN J2's bed.

Jared's body hair is sentient - and it's jealous of Jensen's freckles. Things come to a head on Halloween when Jared covers up in his costume - but Jensen is practically naked proudly showing off acres of skin and of course freckles.

Edited 2014-10-02 00:32 (UTC)

"Clap your hands if you believe" might have been a story, just made for TV, but when Jensen as Dean yelled out his famous line, "Fight the fairies!" it just so happened that Puck was passing by. The line horrified him, so he went to the Seelie court to tell the queen. Now, the fairies have decided that they're going to fight back, and the J's are going to have to defend themselves or...

To finally get the hot older guy down the street to notice him, Jared gets himself a love potion from his witch friend. Unfortunately she is new to the business and things go spectacularly wrong.

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J1 shows up at his friend's costume party dressed as Rocky Horror, wearing tiny gold shorts and not much else. He spies his corseted Dr. Frank N Furter across the crowded room and sexytimes ensue.

On Halloween Jensen dares Jared to read something from an old book they find in the prop department on set. The next day they both wake up as cute, little fairies. Jensen is turning around again and again, trying to get a proper view of his ridiculous green wings. Meanwhile Jared secretly tries to check out, that yes, even as a fairy, he's still bigger then Jensen.

After the shock wears off, they try to find a way to turn back human again.

Edited 2014-10-07 20:40 (UTC)

Chad can't believe his freaking luck. On his way home from some lame Halloween party, he finds free porn in the park. Just right there, the huge lion putting his big dick into that chick in the blue dress. Chad, still a little drunk, is sure they won't mind that the scarecrow is about to join them.

On Halloween all of Jensen's sex toys get cursed, and all of them want to be in Jensen's ass right now. Jared has to protect Jensen's ass with his cock.

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This is the comment from meus_venator that I wrote When The Cat's Away for:

Filthy rich and reclusive inventor Dr.Jensen Ackles is fed up with being taken for granted because of his looks. Time and time again he has to break up with shallow gold diggers who only see his good looks and large wallet. And he's busy, he has work to do, he can't spend all his time courting, when he needs to splice more genes. So instead of going out on the market again, he decides to build himself a boyfriend. The only problem is he leaves the cage open on one of his test animals and it gets introduced into the mix

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Kettle of Trouble – Take II j2_crack Halloween Comment-Meme

Jared/Jensen

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Jensen/Jared (or whomever you like, gen is awesome too!)

Jared/Jensen

Jared/Jensen

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Jared/Jensen or Jared/Jeff

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Jared/Jensen, fairies, cursed!boys

Jared/Jensen, Chad, outsider POV

Jared/Jensen

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