Kettle of Trouble – Take II j2_crack Halloween Comment-Meme

[meus_venator]

It's coming up on Halloween again and time to dust off the old caldron and open the Kettle of Trouble Halloween Meme — Take II here at j2_crack! We had some amazing fills last year, so, time to take up the torch, give us a prompt, or create something in fic, art, or vid, to celebrate Jared and Jensen and the trouble they can get up this Halloween.

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The Rules:

1) Comment to this post with any and all prompts for Kettle of Trouble. You want spells, witches, invisibility, tattoos from dusty books, herbal drinks with weird kickback, disastrous results from reading your lines aloud backwards, ancient objects you should never have touched, (and definitely never inserted) all with a Halloween twist? This is your meme! Channel all your ghoulish feels and crack on! Prompts can be kinky, porny, or gen, and other characters are welcome as long as the prompt includes at least Jared or Jensen.

2) Fill those prompts with fic or art or vid! Writers and artists, you don't have to follow the prompt to the letter, but try to help the prompter go home happy. More than one fill to a prompt is welcome.

3) For PROMPTS: Please list your pairing and any kinks when prompting, prompt as many times as you want, one prompt per comment.

WHEN FILLING IN: Please put "Filled" in the subject line along with a title for your fill. Linking to your own journal for fills is fine, but it would be preferred if you post both HERE and on your own journal. If it is a long fic. Do a j2_crack posting and link to it.
It just makes the meme page more exciting. But crack anywhere, anytime is fine.

4) And have fun doing it! It is j2_crack after all

5) Tell all your friends! And family or not

6) And spread the love. If needed we can provide a spell.

Anonymous commenting is on, but will go through moderation, IP logging is off. And PM me if I've messed anything up!
A list of fills will be assembled as they happen.

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Now Get cracking!

Our fic fills
When The Cat's Away, Jared/Jensen by ilikecrystals
Jay Skellington, the loneliest Pumpkin King Jared/Jensen by meus_venator
Garden Gnome, Jared/Jensen by walking_tornado
The house at the end of the street, Jared/Jensen by reggie11
No place like home, Jared/Jensen/Chad! by ilikecrystals

Our art fill!
NSFW doodle 'On Halloween all of Jensen's sex toys get cursed' by siennavie


Thanks to everyone who participated this year. We may have only had a few fills, but they were all awesome quality!!!! GO READ/LOOK AT THEM if you haven't yet.

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Re: Jared/Jensen FILLED When The Cat's Away 1

[ilikecrystals.livejournal.com]

This contains NON-CON at first so be aware! Non-beta'd so probably filled with errors. Sorry.

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“Just get your shit and get the hell out of here.” Jensen stalks out of the room, barely hearing the apologies in the pleading voice of his 'as of five fucking minutes ago' ex-girlfriend, and he’s pissed as hell because it happened again and you’d think he’d fucking learn.

Just another bitch wanting his money, wanting to be attached to his fame, his looks and his wealth and he’s so fucking sick of it!

“Jensen, please, baby, you know I love you, only you, and I just need a little cash, just to tide me over, get me through. You know how it is…“

Yeah, he knew.

Unfortunately, she didn’t know him very well and once she asked for money, the wall in his brain came crashing down, all bets were off and she was outta there-

So fucking fast, the door didn’t have a chance to hit her in the ass on her way through.

And he’d shut down, been barely aware of her leaving because he’d already moved on, his mind clicking with his newest experiment, heart thumping at his research and his freaking courage because he’s close, he knows he is, can feel it and holy shit, if this works, it’s gonna be fucking awesome!

Found the perfect specimen at his favorite coffee shop two days ago.

He’d almost swallowed his tongue when the six foot four gorgeous length of hotness passed by his table, latte in hand, to settle at his lone laptop in the corner, the sway of the man’s tight ass enough to make his dick swell, but it was the exotic eyes and deep dimples that had captured him.

Beautiful, just beautiful.

Perfect, really and he had to, he just couldn’t help himself.

Managed to swipe the dude’s coffee container from the trash and dash away, knew he could swab the spit from the rim and then recreate the DNA-

Of the single most perfect human being he’d ever had the pleasure of laying eyes on.

And now it would be all his.

Perfect, foolproof.

Ran the specimen through his recombinant DNA transcription replicator and now, twenty-four hours later, the proteins are ready, waiting to be compiled into the most incredible, exquisite, beautiful, handsome, flawless fucking boyfriend of all time.

And then Jensen won’t be alone anymore. Because his boyfriend will be absolutely perfect in every way.

He wants specifics, starts splicing genes, his brain systematically going through his internal list that Jensen’s had in his head since he was fifteen years old and realized he was gay and a geek.

*

He’d known then that he would never fit in, so far away from societal norms, it was scary. His intelligence, his absolute focus had enabled him to win grant after grant, prize after prize, turned him into a multi-billionaire, but it never gave him what he craved, deep in his gut, his heart.

Acceptance.

Wants to be loved, not for what he can buy someone but for who he is. Wants to be cared for because he’s a loving, kind man and not because he has a movie star face, has ‘let me suck your cock’ lips and dreamy jade-green eyes whose thick lashes curl sweet and natural, and seem to enthrall every single person he meets.

*

So, yeah, he’s splicing and recombining and he’s very methodical because he wants to be sure-

Sure that his dream lover’s cock is huge, long and thick so Jensen can ride on it for hours, wants his man to have incredible stamina, so that he can have multiple rounds without rest.

Sure that his creation is agoraphobic, not wanting to leave the house ever because if the clone should meet with the ‘real man’ he’d been modeled after, the consequences would be devastating.

Needs the man to be intelligent and a good conversationalist because Jensen is bored, lonely as all hell and dammit, he wants someone with a brain!

Doesn’t need it to be rocket science debating, just needs to be stimulated, challenged because after the lovemaking is over, needs his brain fed as well.

So he’s going to download data into the prototype’s mind: current events, scientific studies and research, as well as novels and textbooks, magazines and movies.

He smiles to himself as he peruses titles-may as well throw a little porn into the mix as well…