Kettle of Trouble – Take II j2_crack Halloween Comment-Meme

[meus_venator]

It's coming up on Halloween again and time to dust off the old caldron and open the Kettle of Trouble Halloween Meme — Take II here at j2_crack! We had some amazing fills last year, so, time to take up the torch, give us a prompt, or create something in fic, art, or vid, to celebrate Jared and Jensen and the trouble they can get up this Halloween.

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The Rules:

1) Comment to this post with any and all prompts for Kettle of Trouble. You want spells, witches, invisibility, tattoos from dusty books, herbal drinks with weird kickback, disastrous results from reading your lines aloud backwards, ancient objects you should never have touched, (and definitely never inserted) all with a Halloween twist? This is your meme! Channel all your ghoulish feels and crack on! Prompts can be kinky, porny, or gen, and other characters are welcome as long as the prompt includes at least Jared or Jensen.

2) Fill those prompts with fic or art or vid! Writers and artists, you don't have to follow the prompt to the letter, but try to help the prompter go home happy. More than one fill to a prompt is welcome.

3) For PROMPTS: Please list your pairing and any kinks when prompting, prompt as many times as you want, one prompt per comment.

WHEN FILLING IN: Please put "Filled" in the subject line along with a title for your fill. Linking to your own journal for fills is fine, but it would be preferred if you post both HERE and on your own journal. If it is a long fic. Do a j2_crack posting and link to it.
It just makes the meme page more exciting. But crack anywhere, anytime is fine.

4) And have fun doing it! It is j2_crack after all

5) Tell all your friends! And family or not

6) And spread the love. If needed we can provide a spell.

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A list of fills will be assembled as they happen.

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Our fic fills
When The Cat's Away, Jared/Jensen by ilikecrystals
Jay Skellington, the loneliest Pumpkin King Jared/Jensen by meus_venator
Garden Gnome, Jared/Jensen by walking_tornado
The house at the end of the street, Jared/Jensen by reggie11
No place like home, Jared/Jensen/Chad! by ilikecrystals

Our art fill!
NSFW doodle 'On Halloween all of Jensen's sex toys get cursed' by siennavie


Thanks to everyone who participated this year. We may have only had a few fills, but they were all awesome quality!!!! GO READ/LOOK AT THEM if you haven't yet.

Comments

Re: Pumpkin king!Jensen/Jared FILLED: Jay Skellington, the loneliest Pumpkin King - 1

[meus_venator]

Jared had tried dating, seriously he had, but things had not gone well for him so far. For a guy that had handled the design, implementation, and rollout of Halloween for the last several hundred flawless years, it was amazing how awkward and bumbly he could be on a date. It’s not that he never had any sex, far from it, Jared was a red blooded Skeleton King from a long line of bone daddies. It was just that somehow things would always go sideways, and he was beginning to worry that he would never find that perfect someone to spend the rest of his Halloweens with.

Sure, if you didn’t count the singed wings and the chipped tooth he’d inflicted on Nicolas two months ago, it would have been kind of an okay date. How was Jared to know that when Nicolas said he wanted to see Jared’s eyes glow, he didn’t mean by sunrise? Jared had been so lost in the moment that when Nicolas started to squirm beneath him he thought he was simply doing a good job. When Nicolas literally burst into flames and sprang out of bed, chipping his tooth on the bedpost as he flew to the darkest corner of the room, Jared felt more than a bit foolish.

For some reason the cute vampire from the wrong side of town had never called him back for a second date.

And then there was the time he’d bowed to his mother’s repeated requests to hook him up with her second cousin’s son-in-law's nephew, the King of the Centaurs. That hadn’t gone so well either.

Jared might be bone thin but he was still a big boy, and Sthenios hadn’t appreciated having to look up at his date. Then there was the small matter that Sthenios wanted to top, and how did that even work when the centaur weighed a couple of tons and was hung like a horse?

Not wanting to cause some kind of inter-dimensional scene, Jared had tried to appease the man with a hand job because, nuh-uh, that thing wasn’t going anywhere near his ass or his mouth. But apparently, Jared had brushed against some poison sumac somewhere along their walk through the forest and, while Jared's skin didn't react, well.... Jared had had to send several fruit baskets to the hospital during Sthenios' recovery. Jared's mother still hadn’t let him forget that one.

It was probably his date with Gil, the second son of the King of the merpeople that really convinced him dating other eternals was not for him. Again, the date started out fine. In deference to Gil’s, um, gills, they had decided to meet in Atlantis. Gil had been the best kisser; maybe on account of the fact that he didn’t need to breathe, but then neither did Jared; whatever it was the man had the softest lips Jared had had the opportunity to kiss in a long time. The merman was also gifted with the sweetest voice Jared had heard in a millennium and Gil had generously serenaded Jared as they strolled through the King's underwater garden.

It was once they got down to business and Gil’s tail fin started to flap as he grew steadily more aroused that the trouble started. The small weights that Jared had attached to his limbs to keep him submerged for their date had gradually gotten knocked off as Gil was caught in the throes of passion. Just as Gil was ready to come, he gave a powerful surge of his tail, churning the waters, and Jared literally floated off the merman’s dick and up, up and away. Even from a distance through the dappled water Jared could see he was leaving the merman with the biggest case of blue balls Jared ever seen.

Jared had been so embarrassed he’d had to take fish off the menu for the next six months to avoid any flashbacks. When his mom phoned to try and hook him up with the Thanksgiving turkey guy Jared politely refused. When she called again to try and introduce him to Santa Claus’ nephew, who was taking over this year after Chris Claus retired, Jared had hung up on her. He was done with blind dates.

Re: Pumpkin king!Jensen/Jared FILLED: Jay Skellington, the loneliest Pumpkin King - 9/9

[rainbow1907.livejournal.com]

I love this to bits! Thank you :)

Re: Pumpkin king!Jensen/Jared FILLED: Jay Skellington, the loneliest Pumpkin King - 9/9

[meus_venator]

Ahh, thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed! ♥

Re: Pumpkin king!Jensen/Jared FILLED: Jay Skellington, the loneliest Pumpkin King - 9/9

[simplybeing.livejournal.com]

I LOVE YOU SO HARD, WOMAN.

A Gil cameo... Jared dressed as Wonder Woman... Jensen as Batman...subtly dissing Carver (don't think I didn't catch that!)... Chad being, well, Chad... seriously, I don't even know where to START. This was fan-freaking-tastic.

Oh, and "he'd had to take fish off the menu for six months to avoid flashbacks"... I BARKLAUGHED SO HARD I SCARED OLIVER. I love you really a lot for this one, woman. <3

Re: Pumpkin king!Jensen/Jared FILLED: Jay Skellington, the loneliest Pumpkin King - 9/9

[meus_venator]

LOL! This was a lot of fun to write. Gil with his 'gills' : P
And I thought Jared as Wonder Woman was kind of awesome LOL Especially opposite Jensen's Batman. Ah… you're on to me: re Carver. And Chad, I'd never written douchy Chad before. I don't even know the guy other than from fandom fic, but he's fun to play with.

Yeah, Jared was having some serious flashback problems, he felt quite guilty over his date with Gil.
: P
(((HUGS))) Thanks for perverting my prompt, it lit a fire in my brain.

Re: Pumpkin king!Jensen/Jared FILLED: Jay Skellington, the loneliest Pumpkin King - 4

[rainbow1907.livejournal.com]

Part 4 is the same as part 3 and I think part 4 is missing? Otherwise - awesome fic! :)

Re: Pumpkin king!Jensen/Jared FILLED: Jay Skellington, the loneliest Pumpkin King - 4

[kaligrrrl.livejournal.com]

there's a repeated section, a missing section and then another repeated section in your fill.

I have le sad for not being able to finish this delicious piece! :(

Re: Pumpkin king!Jensen/Jared FILLED: Jay Skellington, the loneliest Pumpkin King - 4

[meus_venator]

So sorry, go read it here:
http://meus-venator.livejournal.com/71805.html

Re: Pumpkin king!Jensen/Jared FILLED: Jay Skellington, the loneliest Pumpkin King - 1

[meus_venator]

GO READ IT HERE> I've totally messed up the formatting and there are big chunks missing
http://meus-venator.livejournal.com/71805.html