Kettle of Trouble – Take II j2_crack Halloween Comment-Meme

[meus_venator]

It's coming up on Halloween again and time to dust off the old caldron and open the Kettle of Trouble Halloween Meme — Take II here at j2_crack! We had some amazing fills last year, so, time to take up the torch, give us a prompt, or create something in fic, art, or vid, to celebrate Jared and Jensen and the trouble they can get up this Halloween.

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The Rules:

1) Comment to this post with any and all prompts for Kettle of Trouble. You want spells, witches, invisibility, tattoos from dusty books, herbal drinks with weird kickback, disastrous results from reading your lines aloud backwards, ancient objects you should never have touched, (and definitely never inserted) all with a Halloween twist? This is your meme! Channel all your ghoulish feels and crack on! Prompts can be kinky, porny, or gen, and other characters are welcome as long as the prompt includes at least Jared or Jensen.

2) Fill those prompts with fic or art or vid! Writers and artists, you don't have to follow the prompt to the letter, but try to help the prompter go home happy. More than one fill to a prompt is welcome.

3) For PROMPTS: Please list your pairing and any kinks when prompting, prompt as many times as you want, one prompt per comment.

WHEN FILLING IN: Please put "Filled" in the subject line along with a title for your fill. Linking to your own journal for fills is fine, but it would be preferred if you post both HERE and on your own journal. If it is a long fic. Do a j2_crack posting and link to it.
It just makes the meme page more exciting. But crack anywhere, anytime is fine.

4) And have fun doing it! It is j2_crack after all

5) Tell all your friends! And family or not

6) And spread the love. If needed we can provide a spell.

Anonymous commenting is on, but will go through moderation, IP logging is off. And PM me if I've messed anything up!
A list of fills will be assembled as they happen.

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500 pixel Jensen


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Now Get cracking!

Our fic fills
When The Cat's Away, Jared/Jensen by ilikecrystals
Jay Skellington, the loneliest Pumpkin King Jared/Jensen by meus_venator
Garden Gnome, Jared/Jensen by walking_tornado
The house at the end of the street, Jared/Jensen by reggie11
No place like home, Jared/Jensen/Chad! by ilikecrystals

Our art fill!
NSFW doodle 'On Halloween all of Jensen's sex toys get cursed' by siennavie


Thanks to everyone who participated this year. We may have only had a few fills, but they were all awesome quality!!!! GO READ/LOOK AT THEM if you haven't yet.

Comments

Re: Jared/Jensen FILLED When The Cat's Away 5

[ilikecrystals.livejournal.com]

His eyes are huge, upturned like a cat’s, but the pupils are human, the color a deep, warm green and his hair is long and flowing, the tips of his cat ears barely visible. The nose is small, upturned and adorable and his lips full and lush, with lifted corners like a constant smile.

His fingers are long, the claws retracted now and a light cover of fur coats his body, so blond, it’s almost invisible but he can feel it, soft and silken against his back. Jared’s muscles are sinew, long and lean from years of jumping and climbing and he’s quiet strength, a soft hum rolling out of his chest as he leans over, licks across Jensen’s mouth and fuck, he tastes sweet.

He can’t help it, has to whisper in awe, “My God, you’re incredible.”

The delicious lips curve into a smile as he licks again, tries to kiss the only way he knows and Jensen reaches up, catches at his face and holds him there, presses his mouth in and teaches him, shows him a proper kiss and Jared is a fast learner, his tongue rough like a cat’s and it’s tantalizing, plunging into Jensen’s mouth and curling around his, sizzling hot sparks up his spine with each swirl and when they break apart, Jensen’s dick is already stirred back up with interest.

“Can we-?” He blushes, moves back on the hard cock still buried inside him and knows Jared feels the same, the length pulsing through him and those freaking spines are still buried, each buck back he gives with his hips shivers honey up his spine, the painpleasure mix almost making him sob and he reaches back, catches Jared behind the head and whispers into the warm mouth, “Can’t you-your cock, it’s-too much, like that, can’t you-?”

His lover gives a regretful head shake, ”MrryMaster, the only way I can retract is by pulling out and I will hurt you. It is to give babies, make you ready inside for my seed and I don’t know how to stop it, I can-“ And he gives a sharp tug back but the pain is sharp, unbearable and makes them both yelp with it.

“Shit! What-what are we gonna-oh, Jesus!” Jensen sucks in a sharp breath as two fingers are shoved inside him, following the length of the still engorged dick and he can’t take it, it’s stretching him too much, feels like he’s ripping down there-

The fingers still at his hiss of pain then work more carefully in, pushing backward at the spines and it takes forever, to retract all of them but finally Jared is able to pull free without tearing Jensen’s insides to pieces.

They’re both exhausted at the end and Jensen’s ass is so sore, he can’t move, every twitch makes him moan and he doesn’t think he can walk.

Jared hushes him, rolls him over and slides down his back, opens his ass cheeks with gentle claws and bends his head, starts licking with his lucious tongue, cleaning and caressing at the same time and it melts Jensen, relaxes and arouses and by the time Jared’s worked his way deep inside, Jensen’s spread wide, tranquil and lazy, the pain gone.

“Is it better, MrryMaster?” The low drawling purr against his skin is pure delight and he sighs, nods, and tries to roll over, suddenly realizing that he’s still almost fully dressed, only his dick, ass and thighs exposed and he struggles up, starts pulling at his lab coat, his shirt, wants to feel that opulent fur all over his body-

Jared watches with curious eyes, mewling noises of encouragement and when Jensen’s finally naked, he gives another smile, bends in with his head and starts rubbing against him, scenting him, marking him and oh, fuck, Jensen loves this, every move, every caress.