j2_crack | Kettle of Trouble – Take II j2_crack Halloween Comment-Meme

It's coming up on Halloween again and time to dust off the old caldron and open the Kettle of Trouble Halloween Meme — Take II here at

j2_crack! We had some amazing fills last year, so, time to take up the torch, give us a prompt, or create something in fic, art, or vid, to celebrate Jared and Jensen and the trouble they can get up this Halloween.

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The Rules:

1) Comment to this post with any and all prompts for Kettle of Trouble. You want spells, witches, invisibility, tattoos from dusty books, herbal drinks with weird kickback, disastrous results from reading your lines aloud backwards, ancient objects you should never have touched, (and definitely never inserted) all with a Halloween twist? This is your meme! Channel all your ghoulish feels and crack on! Prompts can be kinky, porny, or gen, and other characters are welcome as long as the prompt includes at least Jared or Jensen.

2) Fill those prompts with fic or art or vid! Writers and artists, you don't have to follow the prompt to the letter, but try to help the prompter go home happy. More than one fill to a prompt is welcome.

3) For PROMPTS: Please list your pairing and any kinks when prompting, prompt as many times as you want, one prompt per comment.

WHEN FILLING IN: Please put "Filled" in the subject line along with a title for your fill. Linking to your own journal for fills is fine, but it would be preferred if you post both HERE and on your own journal. If it is a long fic. Do a

j2_crack posting and link to it.
It just makes the meme page more exciting. But crack anywhere, anytime is fine.

4) And have fun doing it! It is

j2_crack after all

5) Tell all your friends! ~~And family~~ or not

6) And spread the love. If needed we can provide a spell.

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A list of fills will be assembled as they happen.

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Now Get cracking!

Our fic fills
When The Cat's Away, Jared/Jensen by

ilikecrystals
Jay Skellington, the loneliest Pumpkin King Jared/Jensen by

meus_venator
Garden Gnome, Jared/Jensen by

walking_tornado
The house at the end of the street, Jared/Jensen by

reggie11
No place like home, Jared/Jensen/Chad! by

ilikecrystals

Our art fill!
NSFW doodle 'On Halloween all of Jensen's sex toys get cursed' by

siennavie

Thanks to everyone who participated this year. We may have only had a few fills, but they were all awesome quality!!!! GO READ/LOOK AT THEM if you haven't yet.

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Jensen wakes with a jerk, a string of spit dragging from his mouth to his textbook and he groans, his back is fucking killing him and where the hell is he?

With aching clarity, the night before comes back.

He’d done it, broken the cloning laws and created the perfect man-

But then, the cage door, the cat and he’d spent the rest of the night researching the consequences of human/animal co-cloning, the side effects and adverse reactions but the scant experiments he’d been able to find had never dealt with this type of screw up and he’s terrified, truth be told, trying to look at the situation scientifically but Jesus, fuck, this is bad…doesn’t know what the hell he’s gonna be dealing with when he works up the courage to go back into the lab-

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Jensen eases open the door, listens carefully but there’s no sound, no movement so he chances another step forward, holding his breath.

And he’s suddenly yanked forward by strong hands, his lab coat flying behind him and he sees a blur of pink skin, dark hair and wild eyes-

There’s a shrill growl filling his ears as he’s shoved to the floor, held down with a solid weight across his back.

Something scrabbles at him, at his ass, ripping at his pants and his skin is suddenly bared to the wind, deep scratches on his flesh from the claws that just ripped his clothes right off him-

“Wait-just-“ He’s stuttering, stumbling, doesn’t know what the hell is happening here but there’s a wild mewling behind him, a vicious snarl and he’s caught and held fast, Jesus, fucking teeth are on him-catching at the slope of his neck, holding him down and keeping him in right there, biting down, digging in until he can’t move.

And something is poking at him from behind; it’s hot and hard and wet-

Fuck, it’s a cock-

And Jensen screams when it juts in between his ass cheeks, searching and prodding, plunging in with wild thrusts to find his clenching hole and he’s struggling with all his strength, shouting to the rafters but there’s no help, no way out because the form above him is strong, fierce and clinging to him like a second skin and he can’t breathe, can’t focus-

Knows he’s about to get fucked, knows it’s gonna burn like hell because he’s freaking dry, not ready for this, no lube, no spit and he’s trying to curl into himself, to crawl away but he’s held in a vice-like grip, the teeth clenched hard in his neck, holding him by the scruff and oh, damn, oh shit, oh fuck!

The penetration rips through his stomach, it’s a fiery howl of agony and he shrieks as the hard length behind him shoves in, dives deep and bottoms out, fills him up in a fast spear of agony and Jesusshitfuck, that hurts!

The body behind him starts fucking hard and fast, thrusting in and yanking out, crowding in, bending his knees and spreading his thighs and he’s got no choice, no say in this, it’s brutal, savage and all he can do is take it.

He tries to buck the man off, twisting and rolling his body, desperate to get that merciless dick out of him but it’s burying deep with each thrust, ripping him wide open, wrenching apart a place that’s never been used, hell, never been touched and he’s crying, tears rolling down his face, can’t stop this, any of this.

His mind is shutting down with the driving force, the pull back and crash forward, his muscles fighting every push, every slam in-

Jensen screaming but it’s not his voice, it’s high-pitched, hysterical and crazed, breaking with the agony in his ass as he’s ripped apart-

Without consent, without permission, the cat-man thing on his back is panting harsh in his ear and Jensen’s keening, a high whine that he can’t stop ripping out of his throat and his asshole is being pounded open, wrecked with each vicious shove.

The next plunge in hits against his prostate and Jensen jerks with that, can’t even stop the babbling that comes out of his mouth because the jolt of pleasure after the pain shoots through his veins and down his legs, making him crazy, yelping with delight, and hungry for more-

And the damn cock inside him keeps hitting that spot-

Turning him stupid, compliant and it just feels so damn good!

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Kettle of Trouble – Take II j2_crack Halloween Comment-Meme

Re: Jared/Jensen FILLED When The Cat's Away 3