j2_crack | Kettle of Trouble – Take II j2_crack Halloween Comment-Meme

It's coming up on Halloween again and time to dust off the old caldron and open the Kettle of Trouble Halloween Meme — Take II here at

j2_crack! We had some amazing fills last year, so, time to take up the torch, give us a prompt, or create something in fic, art, or vid, to celebrate Jared and Jensen and the trouble they can get up this Halloween.

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The Rules:

1) Comment to this post with any and all prompts for Kettle of Trouble. You want spells, witches, invisibility, tattoos from dusty books, herbal drinks with weird kickback, disastrous results from reading your lines aloud backwards, ancient objects you should never have touched, (and definitely never inserted) all with a Halloween twist? This is your meme! Channel all your ghoulish feels and crack on! Prompts can be kinky, porny, or gen, and other characters are welcome as long as the prompt includes at least Jared or Jensen.

2) Fill those prompts with fic or art or vid! Writers and artists, you don't have to follow the prompt to the letter, but try to help the prompter go home happy. More than one fill to a prompt is welcome.

3) For PROMPTS: Please list your pairing and any kinks when prompting, prompt as many times as you want, one prompt per comment.

WHEN FILLING IN: Please put "Filled" in the subject line along with a title for your fill. Linking to your own journal for fills is fine, but it would be preferred if you post both HERE and on your own journal. If it is a long fic. Do a

j2_crack posting and link to it.
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4) And have fun doing it! It is

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5) Tell all your friends! ~~And family~~ or not

6) And spread the love. If needed we can provide a spell.

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Our fic fills
When The Cat's Away, Jared/Jensen by

ilikecrystals
Jay Skellington, the loneliest Pumpkin King Jared/Jensen by

meus_venator
Garden Gnome, Jared/Jensen by

walking_tornado
The house at the end of the street, Jared/Jensen by

reggie11
No place like home, Jared/Jensen/Chad! by

ilikecrystals

Our art fill!
NSFW doodle 'On Halloween all of Jensen's sex toys get cursed' by

siennavie

Thanks to everyone who participated this year. We may have only had a few fills, but they were all awesome quality!!!! GO READ/LOOK AT THEM if you haven't yet.

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Could easily spend his life right here, with his sleek, sensual catman, their rough start completely forgotten because Jared hadn’t understood, hadn’t known how to show Jensen his love and now they can begin again.

Jensen reaches down, cups his hand around the enormous dick that’s stiff and ready, feels the spines just under the skin and laughs, finally free-

No more stupid people that want to use him, no more society that doesn’t understand him, nope.

This, this man, this space, is all he needs and they can stay here forever, until the end of their time, can easily live off his already made fortune, order food in, and never see another soul if they don’t want to.

Jared’s hand covers his, the barely retracted claws digging into his wrist in possession, “You like them?”

Jensen nods fast, drags his hand up and down along the fantastic length, “I love them. I love you. You’ve been my steady companion since I created you, the only other living thing I let close to me, and now, it’s perfect. You’re perfect. I’m so grateful that you got loose and got mixed in with the clone because now I have the best of every part of you and these?” He runs a fingernail over a relaxed barb, flexes the sharp tip, “These are incredible and feel so good inside me. “

He gives Jared a sweet kiss, “You feel so good inside me.”

And Jared catches his face, turns the kiss into a mind-blowing sizzle and Jensen doesn’t even know he’s moved, until his hand is pulled free just before the hard cock is pushing back into him, his slick hole opening up and the fit of them together is just perfect, so right he cries out with it.

And the words he hears fills his heart, makes him whole and he knows he’s finally home, for the first time in his life.

“Love you, too, MrryMaster. Love you, too.”

**

Ok, yeah, schmoopy and silly but I hope you liked.

Edited 2014-10-26 19:11 (UTC)

Ooh, that was intense and hot! Much sexier than The Fly ;)

Thanks! It was silly but I tried :) Glad you liked it!

I loved this!!!!!! It was totally shivery good. I mistakenly deleted every freakin' prompt AND comments I made on your fic when I was trying to delete a duplicate post of mine. So I wanted to say again how much I enjoyed this.

I LOVED how you brought 'Jared' into the mix, the body was just a handsome body. The personality was from his long time pet Jared. I loved how Jared felt that he owned Jensen, I think that is so perfect. I think Cats and Dogs all this of us as their 'humans' It was exciting and scary and fun and you did barbs * bows in awe *
Just a terrific fill. Thanks soooo much!

Hee Hee, thanks! I'm glad you liked it! I was on the fence about the barbs and about the abrupt non-con but then I was trying to think like a cat (ridiculous, right?) and figured an animal wouldn't know to go slow or to have foreplay so I just dove right into it. Sometimes, these prompts make my muse go places in my head I don't even know exist! Thanks for the great prompt!

Hey, I posted this to my journal and also to this community. I can't seem to edit these parts to put in the link. Do you know how to do it?

Here's the link to my journal: http://ilikecrystals.livejournal.com/41626.html

Loved it! Kitty!Jared was awesome even if they were off to a painful start. Barbed cock, FTW! The scent marking was so cute :)

Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed :)

I was a little worried introducing the barbs but what the heck, right? And I liked the scent marking, too :D

That was awesome! Now where can I get my own recombinant DNA transcription replicator.... ;)

They're sold right next to the flux capacitors :D

Thanks so much! I'm glad you enjoyed it!

This was great! Thanks for sharing!

Thank you for reading! I'm glad you enjoyed :)

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